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I stopped buying expensive brands years ago when I bought this.

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48 rolls of bum-caressing softness for a tenner at Booker cash and carry.

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48 rolls of bum-caressing softness for a tenner at Booker cash and carry.

That's a weekends worth to a Vodka swilling kebab eater from Trowbridge. :D

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I stopped buying expensive brands years ago when I bought this.

 

I thought that was going to link to a picture of a bidet.

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I stopped buying expensive brands years ago when I bought this.

 

I thought that was going to link to a picture of a bidet.

 

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I'm was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk

 

 

Toilet rolls.

I don't think they have ever really changed in my lifetime.

Look at the sheet sizes, effing tiny, barely the length of an average hand!

The human arse has got bigger over the generations but shit paper has remained the same, tiny sheets perforated only a matter of inches apart.

They need to move with the times.

 

I disagree. Toilet rolls have definitely got smaller, and the paper is thinner too. They think they can fool us by diverting our attention to the number of shits sheets per roll, which stays the same. But the actual amount of paper we are getting is a lot less. I used to be quite happy with good supermarket brands eg Sainsburys Supersoft, but the quality has deteriorated so much recently that I now only buy Andrex. And they have got smaller too. Andrex is now only as good as the Sainsburys Supersoft used to be before it, well, went down the pan.

 

I was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk. Seems we're right. I don't know about the quality, its always been Andrex or Velvet for me, both have always better than anything encountered at various workplaces.

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I'm was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk

 

 

 

 

Toilet rolls.

I don't think they have ever really changed in my lifetime.

Look at the sheet sizes, effing tiny, barely the length of an average hand!

The human arse has got bigger over the generations but shit paper has remained the same, tiny sheets perforated only a matter of inches apart.

They need to move with the times.

I disagree. Toilet rolls have definitely got smaller, and the paper is thinner too. They think they can fool us by diverting our attention to the number of shits sheets per roll, which stays the same. But the actual amount of paper we are getting is a lot less. I used to be quite happy with good supermarket brands eg Sainsburys Supersoft, but the quality has deteriorated so much recently that I now only buy Andrex. And they have got smaller too. Andrex is now only as good as the Sainsburys Supersoft used to be before it, well, went down the pan.

I was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk. Seems we're right. I don't know about the quality, its always been Andrex or Velvet for me, both have always better than anything encountered at various workplaces.
Izal...ouch!

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One of my favourite 'ports of troll' over the last 15 years is Digital Spy.

 

Just a heads up as they are shut for 3/4 days upgrading.

 

They are offering an amnesty to any of the 16,000 banned users, that includes the banned & deleted ones....

 

Worth a heads up IMO.

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Deathray is listed as an inactive member on Digital Spy; I presume that means banned.

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Deathray is listed as an inactive member on Digital Spy; I presume that means banned.

 

or erectile dysfunction....

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One of my favourite 'ports of troll' over the last 15 years is Digital Spy.

 

Just a heads up as they are shut for 3/4 days upgrading.

 

They are offering an amnesty to any of the 16,000 banned users, that includes the banned & deleted ones....

 

Worth a heads up IMO.

 

Ah yes, I've seen this mentioned elsewhere. Apparently it's not an absolute amnesty. Banned members are invited to re-apply, and their cases will be considered. Reinstatement is not guaranteed.

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Not matter, my 2005 one is the only one I use, and the rest I can't remember :D

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Not matter, my 2005 one is the only one I use, and the rest I can't remember :D

 

Are you going to divulge it to us? happy-puppy-smiley-emoticon-1.gif

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Like fuvk :)

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Like fuvk :)

 

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Just about to head to the airport in Addis Ababa for my last journey of the year to Birmingham via Jeddah & Frankfurt.

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On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again!

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On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again!

Same here, and I already found some obscure but guaranteed obit people.

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On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again!

Same here, and I already found some obscure but guaranteed obit people.

 

Ah, but life makes fools of us all as Shakespeare didn't say.

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On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again!

Same here, and I already found some obscure but guaranteed obit people.

 

Ah, but life makes fools of us all as Shakespeare didn't say.

 

 

Funny I said the same thing just the other day. I was walking on the beach when a guy and his dog came by. The dog looked at me expectantly and the guy said "he thinks you're going to give him a cookie".

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If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.

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If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.

I'm guessing: American 2228

https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6

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If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.

 

I'm guessing: American 2228

https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6

You is a genius. And I am now heading up CA-99 toward food. In a car.

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If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.

Gotta be more comfortable than 1800 miles in a Yaris, CA. :D

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If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.

I'm guessing: American 2228

https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6

You is a genius. And I am now heading up CA-99 toward food. In a car.

 

Come on

 

 

 

If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.

I'm guessing: American 2228

https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6

You is a genius. And I am now heading up CA-99 toward food. In a car.

 

Come on Cat, track that car!

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