Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted December 26, 2016 Planet Venus is putting on her finery in the evenings at the moment. Go out and take a look if the skies are clear. She'll be getting higher in the sky until mid February. (Switch left to right in the southern hemisphere.) at what time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 27, 2016 Amazing how many people come out of the woodwork and join when people start to drop like flies. No intros, just straight in with a shite post. It feels a bit like having strangers come in to use your bog only to find that they have had a shit in it. They can all fuck right off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted December 27, 2016 Amazing how many people come out of the woodwork and join when people start to drop like flies. No intros, just straight in with a shite post. It feels a bit like having strangers come in to use your bog only to find that they have had a shit in it. They can all fuck right off. I'll use your bog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 27, 2016 Amazing how many people come out of the woodwork and join when people start to drop like flies. No intros, just straight in with a shite post. It feels a bit like having strangers come in to use your bog only to find that they have had a shit in it. They can all fuck right off. I'll use your bog If only you were funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted December 27, 2016 Having a crush on someone, when it's destined to be unrequited, is just as fucking miserable when you're 40 as it is when you're 15. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 27, 2016 Having a crush on someone, when it's destined to be unrequited, is just as fucking miserable when you're 40 as it is when you're 15. Awwwwwwwwww!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted December 27, 2016 Having a crush on someone, when it's destined to be unrequited, is just as fucking miserable when you're 40 as it is when you're 15.I know right. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 27, 2016 John Torode was rushed into hospital on Christmas day. Unfortunately, it wasn't anything too serious, so it seems. Fucking hell, so it will be yet another season of Masterchef then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 28, 2016 There are rumours that Victoria Beckham is going to be awarded in the New Years Honours list. Fair play really, anybody that can cling on to Davids ball sack for all those years without being shaken off deserves somesort of award or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted January 1, 2017 Fucking hell, I made 50 posts in the past 24 hours. Don't worry y'all, within a couple of days, as the New Year, New Teams, New Lists period dies down, I'll go back to my usual two posts per week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,007 Posted January 1, 2017 The nightmare continues... I have to update my sig for 2017. *sigh* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bass 17 Posted January 1, 2017 Amazing how many people come out of the woodwork and join when people start to drop like flies. No intros, just straight in with a shite post. It feels a bit like having strangers come in to use your bog only to find that they have had a shit in it. They can all fuck right off. The fact that the media is reporting about this doesn't help matters... CNN: http://www.cnnchile.com/noticia/2016/12/27/el-undecimo-acierto-del-ano-de-deathlist Slate: http://www.slate.fr/story/133025/deathlist-liste-morts The Sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2509493/website-predicts-favourite-celebs-will-die-the-death-list/(because people read that for some reason) and being a professional piece of shit i am triggered at that comment 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,116 Posted January 1, 2017 The nightmare continues... I have to update my sig for 2017. *sigh* I'll wait until the 2017 DDP is up and then link to it as before. I don't bother with the ones that are on this site, they are easily found on their respective threads if anyone is interested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,116 Posted January 1, 2017 Amazing how many people come out of the woodwork and join when people start to drop like flies. No intros, just straight in with a shite post. It feels a bit like having strangers come in to use your bog only to find that they have had a shit in it. They can all fuck right off. The fact that the media is reporting about this doesn't help matters... CNN: http://www.cnnchile.com/noticia/2016/12/27/el-undecimo-acierto-del-ano-de-deathlist Slate: http://www.slate.fr/story/133025/deathlist-liste-morts The Sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2509493/website-predicts-favourite-celebs-will-die-the-death-list/(because people read that for some reason) and being a professional piece of shit i am triggered at that comment You are Mr Hanky and I claim my £5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caisson 37 Posted January 2, 2017 Families eh? Wow, you should have your own talk show. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 2, 2017 So was anyone else sitting in a public place when Debbie Reynolds obit appeared - what with the irony of her daughter 20 hours earlier - and I just wanted to scream like a little girl in glee at what I found (and how DL was prolly blowing up). The gal I was sitting at pizza place with waiting for carry out saw my excited look and said 'DONT' (IOW don't yell out that someone died, cuz I was about to), so I showed her the obit on my phone she was like 'oh my'. I'm like see--you know before anyone! She's like I can't believe it and I said oh hell it happened with Zsa Zsa just this week haha. Oh it's a tough life being the keeper of all knowledge of the dead. SirC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 2, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 2, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... How shit a driver are you? And can you give the make and model of each one and it's name (if you name your cars)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 2, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... How shit a driver are you? And can you give the make and model of each one and it's name (if you name your cars)? Im not a 'shit driver' I just love cars like Gascoigne loves Gin. Yes I can remember them all and, no, I don't name them but I will name one of them 'Deathsperm' as a tribute to you, ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 2, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... One for every year you've been driving. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 3, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... One for every year you've been driving. Well............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 3, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... How shit a driver are you? And can you give the make and model of each one and it's name (if you name your cars)? Im not a 'shit driver' I just love cars like Gascoigne loves Gin. Yes I can remember them all and, no, I don't name them but I will name one of them 'Deathsperm' as a tribute to you, ok? Fair dos, hope they gave you a lot of enjoyment. Any real bangers in the list from when you started driving like an old Robin reliant or a austin allegro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 3, 2017 So far I have counted up to 52 cars that I have owned since I started driving......... How shit a driver are you? And can you give the make and model of each one and it's name (if you name your cars)? Im not a 'shit driver' I just love cars like Gascoigne loves Gin. Yes I can remember them all and, no, I don't name them but I will name one of them 'Deathsperm' as a tribute to you, ok? Fair dos, hope they gave you a lot of enjoyment. Any real bangers in the list from when you started driving like an old Robin reliant or a austin allegro? Loads! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,116 Posted January 3, 2017 I think I've only ever had five cars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
