Sir Creep 7,013 Posted January 9, 2017 I hope you're alright, Sir Creep. Eat a dick, Morbidkid. Along those lines, this discussion about socially acceptable mumbo-jumbo... Some people really need to thicken their skin is all I can say. It's virtually impossible to hurt my feelings, and I'm more annoyed that someone's butthurt about one of my posts than I am sorry I upset the delicate little flower. Thanks for the kind words RadGuy! SC. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted January 9, 2017 That nonsensical word again. When we British feel hurt, offended or upset, you don't hear us saying we're arsehurt. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted January 9, 2017 I am an absolute drama queen, but it's only effective in person. Wailing, crying, flinging oneself on the floor and screaming in emotional agony (complete with mascara running and clothing askew) is rather difficult to communicate in words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,605 Posted January 10, 2017 Passed my driving test last week. Still have to wait a couple months to get my license as I am not 16 yet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 610 Posted January 10, 2017 Well done RadGuy! Now where did I park that Tesla? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 10, 2017 I suppose its ok to wear a f*****g baseball cap if you are driving a Dodge Ram through Texas, Colorado or summat but wearing one to tool about the villages of West Norfolk in a tatty Nissan Micra just makes you look like a complete fuck knuckle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted January 10, 2017 Fire alarms. They are the best... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted January 11, 2017 And now I have a new vehicle: 2012 F150 XLT ecboost v6 w 48000 miles. May actually last through the 66 month loan. SirC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 12, 2017 Observation: Im acutely aware that the US has elected a probable moron/Russian spy into the Whitehouse. However, if it wasn't for the gut wrenching sycophancy, fawning and arse licking of the First Lady and the out going Prezzz, nobody outside of the USA would know that the man getting the removal van in is THE greatest President, Politician, philanthropist, and all round genius the US has ever had and will ever hope to have. Ta. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted January 12, 2017 I'll get ridiculed for this but I reckon we're in for a massive death in the next few days; one that'll make Graham Taylor look like some bloke down the road passed away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,762 Posted January 12, 2017 Well, that's certainly an original POV put forth by you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 102 Posted January 13, 2017 I'll get ridiculed for this but I reckon we're in for a massive death in the next few days; one that'll make Graham Taylor look like some bloke down the road passed away. Lord Snowdon isn't exactly a small death I feel. Care to give me some lottery numbers, Deathray? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted January 13, 2017 I'll get ridiculed for this but I reckon we're in for a massive death in the next few days; one that'll make Graham Taylor look like some bloke down the road passed away. Lord Snowdon isn't exactly a small death I feel. Care to give me some lottery numbers, Deathray? Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 13, 2017 Well my cock stopped years ago and its never been correct. Edit: Oh, you said CLOCK........................ 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted January 14, 2017 Well my cock stopped years ago and its never been correct. Edit: Oh, you said CLOCK........................ An incorrect cock. That has possibilities that are probably not even kosher for this site. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted January 14, 2017 ^^ aye he needs a third hand... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 14, 2017 ^^ aye he needs a third hand... I don't need yours!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted January 16, 2017 Was looking for postcards of Semey on ebay ( I collect postcards of places which have changed their name) and it asked me if I meant semen? I was not expecting that. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 16, 2017 Was looking for postcards of Semey on ebay ( I collect postcards of places which have changed their name) and it asked me if I meant semen? I was not expecting that. Er, have there been any other times when you haven't expected semen Handy? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 17, 2017 Who the fuck are all these newbie newbies suddenly pouring in and posting shite? Look, posting shite is MY job. PS: At least introduce yourselves............... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted January 19, 2017 Was looking for postcards of Semey on ebay ( I collect postcards of places which have changed their name) and it asked me if I meant semen? I was not expecting that. Er, have there been any other times when you haven't expected semen Handy? Retrograde ejaculation only - I'm tired of sleeping in the wet spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 19, 2017 Was looking for postcards of Semey on ebay ( I collect postcards of places which have changed their name) and it asked me if I meant semen? I was not expecting that. Er, have there been any other times when you haven't expected semen Handy? Retrograde ejaculation only - I'm tired of sleeping in the wet spot. I don't think I can add to that statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted January 19, 2017 Was looking for postcards of Semey on ebay ( I collect postcards of places which have changed their name) and it asked me if I meant semen? I was not expecting that. Er, have there been any other times when you haven't expected semen Handy? Retrograde ejaculation only - I'm tired of sleeping in the wet spot. I don't think I can add to that statement. Right on the spot LFN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 20, 2017 The day off and Its too pissing cold to work on the car. I now have to put together two wardrobes, one chest of drawers and set up a TV. At least it will be in the warm, I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 21, 2017 I live about twenty miles from the centre of Salisbury Plain, and you can hear them practicing war with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns on a regular basis. We often have low flying aircraft late at night, it's been something that's always happened, and you grow used to the sounds and low rumblings from afar. All day today though, they are BLOWING THE ABSOLUTE SHIT out of something that is so loud my windows are genuinely rattling this far away. Coincidence that it's the day after that total ass-womble has been sworn in? I think not. Prepare for war, I say. Stockpile your Big Soups and Golden Virginia, for we are all doomed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
