Death Impends 8,003 Posted June 30, 2017 Ouch, sorry to hear. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted June 30, 2017 Ta. It is what it is. Strangely, I find years of deadpooling has me more prepared for what follows than I was when my grandfather was dying. That being when I began researching different cancers, which sort of lead me here in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted June 30, 2017 Right, so I personally took a two day hiatus from this forum due to the massive embarrassment that Mugabe caused me. I'm back now though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 1, 2017 On 06/03/2017 at 13:24, charon said: And the Love continues....Derby Day punt is based on you, favourite car/ideal holiday destination Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 1, 2017 ^^^ Capri romps the Irish one and not a pfennig on. Lesson learned, stick with the Irish not the English... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 1, 2017 1 hour ago, charon said: ^^^ Capri romps the Irish one and not a pfennig on. Lesson learned, stick with the Irish not the English... Well not all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted July 1, 2017 It really is amazing the amount of songs that have been covered by amateur pianists on youtube, I think I've searched 150 in a row and, decent, covers have appeared. Don't think I've ever seen someone as happy as the kid covering "Young Folk" by "Peter, Bjorn and John"; looks like there having some outer body experience. Just going to leave this here to prove my point. Death metal on a piano why not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,067 Posted July 2, 2017 Dang, just realised they've started showing the 1984 TOTP. Off to start my list for the DDP, if I'm spared that long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 5, 2017 Well, I'm going to post one of those horrible late night American posts for Deathray and say that I hope everyone in the US had a great day celebrating Brexit 1776 and to remind everyone else that tomorrow (today?) is Wednesday and we're all that much closer to the weekend. If you work on the weekend I got nothin' for you. I am now going to go secure my dogs 'cause they shoot off the damn fireworks right around the corner. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted July 5, 2017 Funny you mention fireworks, I actually got to light off my first firework today. I feel more like a man now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 6, 2017 So its 4.21am and Ive been indoors since 4.05am. I did a days work, 9hrs 20 mins, then went back in at 7pm to do another 9 hrs (ish) on a night job. Its a bit fucking pointless going to sleep now, my back is killing me and I need to wind down. Walker Texas Ranger is on the TV on one of those *channels that you only watch at 4.21am.... I have to think of the money. Edit: *its actually CBS action, which is a load of old wank to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted July 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So its 4.21am and Ive been indoors since 4.05am. I did a days work, 9hrs 20 mins, then went back in at 7pm to do another 9 hrs (ish) on a night job. Its a bit fucking pointless going to sleep now, my back is killing me and I need to wind down. Walker Texas Ranger is on the TV on one of those *channels that you only watch at 4.21am.... I have to think of the money. Edit: *its actually CBS action, which is a load of old wank to be honest. If you stopped buying shitty old bangers off eBay you wouldn't need to do 18 hour days at your age! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted July 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So its 4.21am and Ive been indoors since 4.05am. I did a days work, 9hrs 20 mins, then went back in at 7pm to do another 9 hrs (ish) on a night job. Its a bit fucking pointless going to sleep now, my back is killing me and I need to wind down. Walker Texas Ranger is on the TV on one of those *channels that you only watch at 4.21am.... I have to think of the money. Edit: *its actually CBS action, which is a load of old wank to be honest. 18 hours in one fecking day? I hope that was a one off, you'll get work related illnesses doing that much work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 6, 2017 You ladies wouldn't survive in the oil field, alls I'm sayin. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: If you stopped buying shitty old bangers off eBay you wouldn't need to do 18 hour days at your age! Hahaha, you are a massive bell end!! They are NOT old bangers, the only old banger is YOU!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted July 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Hahaha, you are a massive bell end!! They are NOT old bangers, the only old banger is YOU!! It's not the bell end that bangs, it's the clapper 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 6, 2017 Bacardi up 15% due to brexit.... No wonder you're pulling double shifts to survive. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/spirit-prices-soar-up-16-10141388 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 6, 2017 3 hours ago, charon said: Bacardi up 15% due to brexit.... No wonder you're pulling double shifts to survive. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/spirit-prices-soar-up-16-10141388 I dont drink it here, well very very rarely. Im off to Spain Sunday week, I shall be on the vodka there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 6, 2017 Aaaah 2nd of your 5 a Year. Sticking to Government recommendations for your health, excellent. Tho with the imminent end of Brit 'all inclusive' holidays due to spurious litigation over dodgy tummies, the extra tax on open toed sandals and knee length shorts, and the criminalisation of head wax, your salad days will soon be in the Past..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 6, 2017 And having seen the last holidays pics....the salad days are indeed in the past..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 6, 2017 37 minutes ago, charon said: Aaaah 2nd of your 5 a Year. Sticking to Government recommendations for your health, excellent. Tho with the imminent end of Brit 'all inclusive' holidays due to spurious litigation over dodgy tummies, the extra tax on open toed sandals and knee length shorts, and the criminalisation of head wax, your salad days will soon be in the Past..... Nah, dont do 'all inclusive' Chaz, not one to stuff my face and liver morning, noon and night. When Im out there I will take a few pics of the Sun, just so you can see what it looks like and stand infront of the pic for a bit of warmth . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 6, 2017 I have thought several times of creating a thread about Sisters of Mercy frontman Andrew Eldritch. I think it has the potential to become a follow-up to the Richard Sullivan thread, in that it gets more busy the less there is to talk about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted July 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Hahaha, you are a massive bell end!! They are NOT old bangers, the only old banger is YOU!! 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Hahaha, you are a massive bell end!! They are NOT old bangers, the only old banger is YOU!! You can't buy me on eBay though - I'm free! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 6, 2017 Just coming back from a wedding with my parents.I am very nearly 23 and live alone but was still treated like a child.Were some fit bridesmaids there as well!Bastards! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 6, 2017 17 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Just coming back from a wedding with my parents.I am very nearly 23 and live alone but was still treated like a child.Were some fit bridesmaids there as well!Bastards! Last wedding I went to was... my own, actually. Only been to 3. One was an aunt, and one was a cousin's lavish £40k+ wedding (marriage lasted 2 years). Most of my friends either had the good sense to run off to Vegas (wish I'd thought of that) or the good graces to be gayer than a swan! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
