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Victoria Wood, Prince - these things come in threes so another should be expected.

I'm sick to bloody death of so called star Victoria Wood. No one here knows who cunt was. She isnt part of three of anything involving a mega star like Prince. SMH at pretending they are contemporaries. It's ok for you to post it and insult your own intelligence, don't insult mine. Note: no one has even posted Wood's obit in my DP cuz it would get flagged as irrelevant. Ok maybe not 'irrelevant' per se, but it bloody hasnt been and (seeing as I won't post it...) it won't be.

 

And that with the knowledge I just posted the obit for the world's oldest dog.

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In one thread you moan about a younger poster continually starting threads without good reason yet you fail to grasp the very simple fact that you are a monumental twat.

Do everybody a big favour by fucking off and starting a US biased Death List forum where you can post your obscure fucking shit on a daily basis without making the rest of us want to take a sledgehammer to our laptops.

Ta.

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Victoria Wood, Prince - these things come in threes so another should be expected.

I'm sick to bloody death of so called star Victoria Wood. No one here knows who cunt was. She isnt part of three of anything involving a mega star like Prince. SMH at pretending they are contemporaries. It's ok for you to post it and insult your own intelligence, don't insult mine. Note: no one has even posted Wood's obit in my DP cuz it would get flagged as irrelevant. Ok maybe not 'irrelevant' per se, but it bloody hasnt been and (seeing as I won't post it...) it won't be.

 

And that with the knowledge I just posted the obit for the world's oldest dog.

SC

 

In one thread you moan about a younger poster continually starting threads without good reason yet you fail to grasp the very simple fact that you are a monumental twat.

Do everybody a big favour by fucking off and starting a US biased Death List forum where you can post your obscure fucking shit on a daily basis without making the rest of us want to take a sledgehammer to our laptops.

Ta.

 

When was the last time you posted anything except complaints about what other people post?

 

Besides, it's really tasteless of you to say unpleasant things about a father who's currently in bad medical shape.

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He's a priest ?

 

 

 

Anyhoo, he'll bound to have had a mini meltdown over the death of the last of the PG Tips chimps, and as I haven't been able to get on here all fucking day, a link to that would be appreciated.

 

 

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He's a priest ?

 

 

 

Anyhoo, he'll bound to have had a mini meltdown over the death of the last of the PG Tips chimps, and as I haven't been able to get on here all fucking day, a link to that would be appreciated.

 

 

:)

 

This one?

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Nah, was meaning the inevitable meltdown tbh....

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Nah, was meaning the inevitable meltdown tbh....

 

oh this one

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He's a priest ?

 

 

 

Anyhoo, he'll bound to have had a mini meltdown over the death of the last of the PG Tips chimps, and as I haven't been able to get on here all fucking day, a link to that would be appreciated.

 

 

:)

That chimp was a legend...............and even hairier than me! :D

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Just back from Wrestlemania Revenge at The Hydro. Cannot say it was spectacular, but muchly enjoyable. Nice to see Ric Flair in person, always looks like a candidate for here, but in fine form.

 

Seamus desperately tried to slag off Glasgow to try his heel credentials, but he was fighting Roman Reigns who really got the thick end of the booing.

 

A fine night with some enjoyable but inconsequential bouts. No Social Outcasts merchandise sadly.

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Just back from Wrestlemania Revenge at The Hydro. Cannot say it was spectacular, but muchly enjoyable. Nice to see Ric Flair in person, always looks like a candidate for here, but in fine form.

 

Seamus desperately tried to slag off Glasgow to try his heel credentials, but he was fighting Roman Reigns who really got the thick end of the booing.

 

A fine night with some enjoyable but inconsequential bouts. No Social Outcasts merchandise sadly.

You mean to tell us that, not even once, the sight of rippling muscles dripping with baby oil mixed with all that sweat and sex pheromones didn't give you even a bit of an 'orn?????? :D

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Just back from Wrestlemania Revenge at The Hydro. Cannot say it was spectacular, but muchly enjoyable. Nice to see Ric Flair in person, always looks like a candidate for here, but in fine form.

 

Seamus desperately tried to slag off Glasgow to try his heel credentials, but he was fighting Roman Reigns who really got the thick end of the booing.

 

A fine night with some enjoyable but inconsequential bouts. No Social Outcasts merchandise sadly.

You mean to tell us that, not even once, the sight of rippling muscles dripping with baby oil mixed with all that sweat and sex pheromones didn't give you even a bit of an 'orn?????? :D

 

 

I think that may have been what he was hinting at with "muchly enjoyable" ;)

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Just back from Wrestlemania Revenge at The Hydro. Cannot say it was spectacular, but muchly enjoyable. Nice to see Ric Flair in person, always looks like a candidate for here, but in fine form.

 

Seamus desperately tried to slag off Glasgow to try his heel credentials, but he was fighting Roman Reigns who really got the thick end of the booing.

 

A fine night with some enjoyable but inconsequential bouts. No Social Outcasts merchandise sadly.

You mean to tell us that, not even once, the sight of rippling muscles dripping with baby oil mixed with all that sweat and sex pheromones didn't give you even a bit of an 'orn?????? :D

 

 

I think that may have been what he was hinting at with "muchly enjoyable" ;)

 

 

How dare it be alleged I would be so shallow! Bo Dallas worked it though...

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I've got a feeling a significant celebrity death will happen in the next week.

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I've got a feeling a significant celebrity death will happen in the next week.

 

This phrase is becoming a bit redundant in 2016.

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I've got a feeling a significant celebrity death will happen in the next week.

This time I'm not going to complain...

 

because I have the same feeling!

 

I think it'll be towards the end of the week (Friday/Saturday), somebody on the DL, and a longtime pick that people can't believe are still alive.

 

But it's probably just hope.

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I've got a feeling a significant celebrity death will happen in the next week.

 

This phrase is becoming a bit redundant in 2016.

 

 

Aren't you one of those who spent the first half of the year telling me how no-one significant had died whenever I posted this, despite obvious contradictory evidence?

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I've got a feeling a significant celebrity death will happen in the next week.

 

This phrase is becoming a bit redundant in 2016.

 

 

Aren't you one of those who spent the first half of the year telling me how no-one significant had died whenever I posted this, despite obvious contradictory evidence?

 

 

Nope. Beyond the Nostradamus crack about David Gest, and that was more about Gest being a major death after all the chat about Grade 1/Grade 2/etc deaths.

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Enough of this shite!!!!!

Listen, there was, a few years back, some pro gamblers who were making a fortune by betting on 'Holes in One' at various Golf Tournaments around the globe.

Eventually the Betting companies twigged that hole in ones have occoured in most competitions meaning that the odds were nowhere near as high as they thought.

The point of all of that is that it is probable that somebody of significance will die within the week.

The World has become very small and global notoriety and fame is so much easier to achieve with a WWW and 24hr World TV.

Basically, your Mystic Meg predictions are no more brilliant than that Octopus picking the winning teams in the last World Cup.

So there.

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I've got a feeling a significant celebrity death will happen in the next week.

 

This phrase is becoming a bit redundant in 2016.

 

 

Aren't you one of those who spent the first half of the year telling me how no-one significant had died whenever I posted this, despite obvious contradictory evidence?

 

 

You do seem to have missed all the biggest ones.

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A mahoosive death is imminent, I feel it in my bones.

At this point you're just doing this to annoy us.

Absolutely not, I've been correct on numerous occasions before and am sure that today is no different I give it until Friday.

keep trying eventually you'll get it right.
And if you get it wrong, you'll be banned from posting for a week.
I feel I should bring this post up.
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Enough of this shite!!!!!

Listen, there was, a few years back, some pro gamblers who were making a fortune by betting on 'Holes in One' at various Golf Tournaments around the globe.

Eventually the Betting companies twigged that hole in ones have occoured in most competitions meaning that the odds were nowhere near as high as they thought.

The point of all of that is that it is probable that somebody of significance will die within the week.

The World has become very small and global notoriety and fame is so much easier to achieve with a WWW and 24hr World TV.

Basically, your Mystic Meg predictions are no more brilliant than that Octopus picking the winning teams in the last World Cup.

So there.

I remember the hole in one thing well, it was an evens bet and they were getting 3/1 iirc.

 

 

And I think I posted at the last world cup that I did try the octopus thing :D , found an octopus and put it in a large bin with team names at either end.

 

Sure I posted a picture at the time...

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A mahoosive death is imminent, I feel it in my bones.

At this point you're just doing this to annoy us.

Absolutely not, I've been correct on numerous occasions before and am sure that today is no different I give it until Friday.

keep trying eventually you'll get it right.
And if you get it wrong, you'll be banned from posting for a week.
I feel I should bring this post up.

The clock is ticking.

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Enough of this shite!!!!!

Listen, there was, a few years back, some pro gamblers who were making a fortune by betting on 'Holes in One' at various Golf Tournaments around the globe.

Eventually the Betting companies twigged that hole in ones have occoured in most competitions meaning that the odds were nowhere near as high as they thought.

The point of all of that is that it is probable that somebody of significance will die within the week.

The World has become very small and global notoriety and fame is so much easier to achieve with a WWW and 24hr World TV.

Basically, your Mystic Meg predictions are no more brilliant than that Octopus picking the winning teams in the last World Cup.

So there.

Nail, Head, HIt.

 

"Feeling" that such and such will happen, deaths, holes-in-one, whatever is just so much bollocks. There's probabilities based on mathematics and that's it. All else is quackery to be placed with homeopathy and star signs and steadfastly ignored as the twaddle that it is.

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Can't find the pic with the score predictions, but here's deathrays competition , as modelled by my then sidekick , Rolf.

 

 

 

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Spring is just around the corner and the peregrins that nest at Nottingham Trent University and Derby Cathedral have once again taken up residence.

 

I love to watch these every year.

 

The Nottingham falcon laid her first egg today.

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Fresh batch of pigeon-killers in Nottingham.

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