YoungWillz 21,068 Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Deathray said: Is it wrong to laugh at "Monger" having his legs amputed for driving into a parked car? It is right to have you back, Deathers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted April 23, 2017 Anyone know if there's anywhere you can bet on the Lib Dems to get a higher vote share (not seats) than Labour? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted April 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Deathray said: Anyone know if there's anywhere you can bet on the Lib Dems to get a higher vote share (not seats) than Labour? According to oddschecker, Ladbrokes are doing 4/1 on Lib Dems getting a higher vote (not seats) than Labour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted April 23, 2017 Cheers guys. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted April 23, 2017 Swamped with essays at the moment so might be offline for a while.Wish me luck! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,312 Posted April 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Swamped with essays at the moment so might be offline for a while.Wish me luck! Good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,979 Posted April 23, 2017 Good luck. Repetita iuvant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 23, 2017 Susanna Reid is on Celebrity Pointless, as I type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Susanna Reid is on Celebrity Pointless, as I type one handed. FTFY 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: FTFY She is above all that sweaty grunting sex!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted April 24, 2017 So we got an ant infestation. Back in February, it was in the 70s for like a week. On the first day of this winter heat wave we noticed a trail of ants from our kitchen door to the area under the sink. We promplty killed the bastards with some dish soap and vinegar. We put some cinnamon by their probable entrance (a crack by the kitchen door), and they stopped coming after a couple of days. Fast forward to early April, say two weeks ago. My sister starts complaining about ants in her room. Not many, just a couple at a time showing up by her beanbag chair and desk. We poured some essential oils over her floor, but it didn't work much. So during Easter Weekend there was still the odd ant in her room, and even sometimes one showed up in my room or the upstairs bathroom. No biggie, right? Well, a couple days ago, mama starts noticing a trail of ants by the living room door and nearby in the dining room/kitchen area (almost all of our first floor is open space so it's hard to determine exact rooms). She pours whatever household chemicals she has on them. Yesterday morning was the big surprise. There seems to be a hella lot more of em in the living room. Mama moves the couch and it was BLACK. Dad rushes to Menard's to get some bait, while mama vacuums the lil bastards up. So we put up like ten of the bait thingies. It took a while for the suckers to enter them, but it shant be long 'fore they all die a gruesome death. Will keep y'all posted on this fascinating ordeal. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,979 Posted April 24, 2017 Oh, I had lot of infestations in my house! Pyrrhidium Sanguineum and Scleroderma were probably the worst but I also had ant infestation and could find thousands of them drowned in a honey jar semiopened. Good luck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted April 24, 2017 We don't get that many ants round here - conditions not great for them. It's house bugs instead, and in the old tenements, they're everywhere. Needs more spiders to deal with them. Whereas last summer, caught a bloody hornet in the kitchen, right as Dad was visiting. Showed him it right as he was telling me I was exaggerating. "Bloody hell, look at the size of that fucking thing!" Anyhow, deadpooling: it corrupts your train of thought. Years ago, I'd have seen the Ilie Nastase outbursts and thought "bit of a sod". Now I wonder: Hmm, signs of a Drop 40 bonus inducing brain tumour related moodswing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,005 Posted April 24, 2017 Most of the bugs that sneak into the house are solitary instances, really. The last time I can recall otherwise was a few years back when there were countless gnats around the kitchen. Fortunately a bait-n-kill type formula took care of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted April 24, 2017 52 minutes ago, msc said: Anyhow, deadpooling: it corrupts your train of thought. Years ago, I'd have seen the Ilie Nastase outbursts and thought "bit of a sod". Now I wonder: Hmm, signs of a Drop 40 bonus inducing brain tumour related moodswing? Nah, he was always like that. His surname wasn't the only reason he was known as 'Nasty'. He got away with a lot because he was quite handsome when young, and a bit of a comedian. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted April 27, 2017 I was at a function last night and was chatting to one of Jenny Diskis old boyfriends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted April 28, 2017 I'm 16 today! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 28, 2017 Happy Birthday Joey. I'm a bit scared to send you birthday wishes - Old Father Grim might be a bit busy..... Have a wonderful year. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 28, 2017 16 'what' ? In dog years? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,347 Posted April 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Joey Russ said: I'm 16 today! Happy Birthday Sir! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted April 29, 2017 Gawwd, I'm old. Happy birthday, kiddo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted April 29, 2017 I've a Deathray type feeling we are in for a storming week of death. Tebbit, get ready, it could be you.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
