Toast 16,140 Posted April 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Read the article. It's an old photo. Unfortunate to call her Trollope. I find the American habit of referring to people by their surnames disrespectful, and it's often confusing as well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,615 Posted April 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, Toast said: Unfortunate to call her Trollope. I find the American habit of referring to people by their surnames disrespectful, and it's often confusing as well. Wish I knew someone called Mrs. Trollope. That’s hours of fun right there. When I was at primary school we had a Mrs Cumming and a Mrs Dick who taught the two second year classes. It was funny then, and it’s still funny now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,466 Posted April 14, 2020 Can't mind any amusingly name teachers at school. That day someone produced an obit for an American sports star called Dick Trickle, on the other hands, is one of the great days in Deathlist history. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,602 Posted April 14, 2020 On 10/04/2020 at 07:45, CoffinLodger said: It is now beyond doubt that BOris is going to remain our Prime Minister for the forseeable future.You can celebrate or mourn that fact as you see fit ! It is interesting to note that Dominic Cummings is still self isolating 11 days after he got the symptoms of corona though ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Well that's put all our minds at rest then ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 16, 2020 I don't believe he was sick for one second. Boy was in for a wee bit of liposuction is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,946 Posted April 17, 2020 On 06/04/2020 at 09:57, drol said: Italian press insists Bojo is on life support, citing "official NHS sources", but I can't find actual corroboration. From my vast COVID experience, the only "high-ranking" Italian politician who was admitted to hospital was Lucca mayor Alessandro Tambellini. Had it for a week, with usual symptoms, was hospitalized after his condition deteriorated. Though they underplayed the situation, he was in a critical state. That said, with good treatment he was discharged in a week and a half and has now recovered. I think Bojo will do the same way. Well, QED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted April 17, 2020 On 16/04/2020 at 09:59, Boudicca said: I don't believe he was sick for one second. Boy was in for a wee bit of liposuction is all. Do you think they were sucking some of the fat out of his buttcheeks so that he could pull his head out of his arse? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted April 19, 2020 The true extent of Blibberwimble's incompetence and failure to deal with the 'rona outbreak exposed: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/19/michael-gove-fails-to-deny-pm-missed-five-coronavirus-cobra-meetings 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted April 19, 2020 Safe to say Twatter has gone a little mad. There's always a low point during any conflict (war normally but you get my drift) when the country turns on the Government. Today seems to be that day. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, philheybrookbay said: Safe to say Twatter has gone a little mad. There's always a low point during any conflict (war normally but you get my drift) when the country turns on the Government. Today seems to be that day. That was 1979. Where the fuck have you been? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 19, 2020 57 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: That was 1979. Where the fuck have you been? He may not have been born? Yeah, I remember 79 well, we got rid of that useless cunt Callaghan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted April 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: He may not have been born? Yeah, I remember 79 well, we got rid of that useless cunt Callaghan. Not born? He was fucking Cameron up the arse at Eton at that point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Not born? He was fucking Cameron up the arse at Eton at that point. Well, we obviously have crossed wires here as I assumed you was referring to Phil.. There is fuck all point in being clever if you are the only one who gets the joke. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fucktardadmins 2 Posted April 23, 2020 Is the fat bastard still fucking breathing? Shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted April 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, fucktardadmins said: Is the fat bastard still fucking breathing? Shame. Oh, hi Deathers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted April 27, 2020 On 23/04/2020 at 11:40, The Old Crem said: Let us do the maths. She "cared" for him for a couple weeks. He is now back at work. Most expectant mothers wait 9-12 weeks before any announcement. That brings us to June. A Xmas baby then. Wonderful. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted April 29, 2020 Carrie's given birth to his 6th/7th/8th kid, a son. Warmest congratulations to them, and sincere hopes that the littlun ends up absolutely nothing like his father. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted April 29, 2020 Last I heard his latest bitch was ill with the COVID. So that publicity story died. On holiday when the 'rona was on the rise worldwide, hid in Chequers offering herd immunity and death to thousands when it arrived, allegedly caught it (does anyone believe that) so off for weeks, now he'll be off due to this birth (not doing PMQs today). If he was an employee anywhere else, he'd have been retired on ill health or told to pack his box and leave. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,602 Posted April 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Last I heard his latest bitch was ill with the COVID. So that publicity story died. On holiday when the 'rona was on the rise worldwide, hid in Chequers offering herd immunity and death to thousands when it arrived, allegedly caught it (does anyone believe that) so off for weeks, now he'll be off due to this birth (not doing PMQs today). If he was an employee anywhere else, he'd have been retired on ill health or told to pack his box and leave. Pretty sure most people do believe it all happened - the way my family talk about Boris is like he is a god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted April 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: Pretty sure most people do believe it all happened - the way my family talk about Boris is like he is a god. Oh yes, he is a god. The god of lies. The god of abrogation of his office. The god of racism. The god of cocaine partaking. If only the Greeks, Romans or Egyptians had gods like that, we could have been warned in our classics classes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted April 29, 2020 So he's off for a couple of weeks paternity leave then. Managing to find a way of being absent through this whole bloody crisis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
