John Key 747 Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, CoffinLodger said: It would be enough evidence for Donald Trump to announce it ! Edgy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,944 Posted July 20, 2018 Bullshit and everyone who believed it should be impaled in a public square to warn future generations. Bunch of cunts. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted July 20, 2018 BBC BREAKING NEWS: A statement has been issued from Buckingham Palace concerning the health of Prince Philip: 13 minutes ago, drol said: Bullshit and everyone who believed it should be impaled in a public square to warn future generations. Bunch of cunts. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted July 20, 2018 Well, Elizabeth is going to Castle Balmoral without him, does that mean anything? https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/991982/royal-news-the-queen-balmoral-estate-balmoral-caste-prince-charles I think he might be having a terminal illness and not much time left. Maybe that's why there are rumours floating around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted July 20, 2018 I think he's 97. Maybe that's why there are rumours floating around. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted July 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Well, Elizabeth is going to Castle Balmoral without him, does that mean anything? https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/991982/royal-news-the-queen-balmoral-estate-balmoral-caste-prince-charles I think he might be having a terminal illness and not much time left. Maybe that's why there are rumours floating around. The Queen going to Balmoral without him means there is no iminent death. If he were circling the drain she would stay put. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted July 20, 2018 True, I'm thinking of weeks/a few months. I mean, he was flown to that christening a week ago, so not completely immobile. I just feel it's suspicious that so many UK publications simultaneously publish articles on his health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted July 20, 2018 They were likely capitalising on the rumours. A death hoax spreads around twitter and then Prince Philip starts trending and once concern about Prince Philips health is rising an article reporting on that is likely to receive more clicks than if it was just suddenly released one day about of the blue. Notice how none told us more than what was already public knowledge. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted July 20, 2018 so we can consider that he's still alive ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted July 20, 2018 22 hours ago, gcreptile said: True, I'm thinking of weeks/a few months. I mean, he was flown to that christening a week ago, so not completely immobile. I just feel it's suspicious that so many UK publications simultaneously publish articles on his health. They have doing that since his heart surgery in 2011. Plus after the Queen had a cold last month there were loads of articles about what happens when she dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted July 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: so we can consider that he's still alive ? He'll be around for years yet... *waits for obit* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Putin 423 Posted July 20, 2018 Will he live to his 100th birthday then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 374 Posted July 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Putin said: Will he live to his 100th birthday then? Probably, the Royal family seem to go on forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, The Mad Hatter said: They were likely capitalising on the rumours. A death hoax spreads around twitter and then Prince Philip starts trending and once concern about Prince Philips health is rising an article reporting on that is likely to receive more clicks than if it was just suddenly released one day about of the blue. Notice how none told us more than what was already public knowledge. The Kid is spot on. This is modern "journalism" - it's all about getting clicks. Online publications can respond instantly to this sort of thing, it's a world away from the old days of print media. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted July 22, 2018 https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/22/queen-left-absolutely-fuming-fake-prince-philip-death-rumours-7744958/ The Queen is fuming..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 23, 2018 Not just fuming but "upset and enraged". https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/the-queen-was-absolutely-fuming-over-false-death-rumours-about-prince-philip/news-story/8fc9b351297f9b5b21727a450b2a8065 Heaven help us if she ever finds out about this site, then... 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted July 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Davey Jones' Locker said: Not just fuming but "upset and enraged". https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/the-queen-was-absolutely-fuming-over-false-death-rumours-about-prince-philip/news-story/8fc9b351297f9b5b21727a450b2a8065 Heaven help us if she ever finds out about this site, then... Yes but we dismissed it based on currently available evidence. Twitter just propagated it without applying critical reasoning. We are a national resouce and should be given a Royal Charter. Who is betting Camilla has a secret account? 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted July 31, 2018 By the looks of it the Queen seems more annoyed that people think she would have went on holiday while Phil the greek was seriously ill rather than the fact they thought he was ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted July 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, Deathray said: By the looks of it the Queen seems more annoyed that people think she would have went on holiday while Phil the greek was seriously ill rather than the fact they thought he was ill. its the cold reptile blood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted August 19, 2018 Fit as a fiddle, according to the Maily Dail. During all this period of quiet (and worry, like, for example, when he died last month), he's just been living the life of a retired gentleman: sitting by a river, fishing, relaxing and muttering racist jokes to himself. Give him a year off the list next year, I say. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted August 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Fit as a fiddle, according to the Maily Dail. During all this period of quiet (and worry, like, for example, when he died last month), he's just been living the life of a retired gentleman: sitting by a river, fishing, relaxing and muttering racist jokes to himself. Give him a year off the list next year, I say. He can`t be dropped for age and fame reasons.He should just be moved down a bit. He is now the 4th oldest man alive on the Deathist after Wouk Douglas and de Cuellar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted August 19, 2018 He is also the 6th oldest living person on the Deathlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted August 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Sean said: He is also the 6th oldest living person on the Deathist. Is that our version of the Nerdist? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted August 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Sean said: He can`t be dropped for age and fame reasons.He should just be moved down a bit. He is now the 4th oldest man alive on the Deathist after Wouk Douglas and de Cuellar. If he dies next year, I will eat my own hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted August 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Sean said: He is also the 6th oldest living person on the Deathist. I thought it was bad enough him being a bit racist, but a deathist? Unforgivable. EDIT: Oops, msc's already jumped on that one 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
