Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Father arrested for child abuse after an octopus is removed from his 2-year old son's throat.

 

He needs Sir Creep as his attorney: "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury; please remember, for every finger you point at my client you have 7 pointing back at you."

 

http://fox8.com/2016/04/07/octopus-removed-from-2-year-olds-throat-child-abuse-charges-filed/

[torbrexbones 717]

[Phantom 2,534]

Father arrested for child abuse after an octopus is removed from his 2-year old son's throat.

 

He needs Sir Creep as his attorney: "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury; please remember, for every finger you point at my client you have 7 pointing back at you."

 

http://fox8.com/2016/04/07/octopus-removed-from-2-year-olds-throat-child-abuse-charges-filed/

 

I saw that on the CNN crawler but was disappointed that they didn't bother to cover the story

[charon 4,943]

Deathray, I can't remember where we had the discussion of parents that aren't actually parents etc, but I had a similar yack with a boy at work about it.

 

He said today there was a bit on R2 about 20% of Belgians have one parent that isn't who they think. Take that to grandparents level, and you're getting to the sort of % I was on about.

 

Don't know if there's a corresponding article, but they must've got it from somewhere .

 

Bang on queue, say hellooooo to the Archbishop of Canterbury, daddy was Churchill's secretary

 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/dna-test-reveals-archbishop-justin-welby-is-illegitimate-son-of-sir-winston-churchills-private-a6975936.html

[torbrexbones 717]

 

Deathray, I can't remember where we had the discussion of parents that aren't actually parents etc, but I had a similar yack with a boy at work about it.

 

He said today there was a bit on R2 about 20% of Belgians have one parent that isn't who they think. Take that to grandparents level, and you're getting to the sort of % I was on about.

 

Don't know if there's a corresponding article, but they must've got it from somewhere .

 

Bang on queue, say hellooooo to the Archbishop of Canterbury, daddy was Churchill's secretary

 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/dna-test-reveals-archbishop-justin-welby-is-illegitimate-son-of-sir-winston-churchills-private-a6975936.html

 

So he is a Bastard after all

[time 8,618]

Where's that 'Only in America' thread?

 

Fast food restaurant staff have been tricked into smashing windows to release dangerous levels of gas.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Where's that 'Only in America' thread?

 

Fast food restaurant staff have been tricked into smashing windows to release dangerous levels of gas.

I found it more alarming that, in such an ethnically diverse nation nobody thought 'Hmm, ''Coon'' Rapids....' Mebee we ought to change that..'

[charon 4,943]

[Deathray 2,941]

Deathray, I can't remember where we had the discussion of parents that aren't actually parents etc, but I had a similar yack with a boy at work about it.

 

He said today there was a bit on R2 about 20% of Belgians have one parent that isn't who they think. Take that to grandparents level, and you're getting to the sort of % I was on about.

 

Don't know if there's a corresponding article, but they must've got it from somewhere .

 

The DNA tests that the Archbishop used are a bit dodgy. Especially as he took hair from a brush he used, how can we be certain she didn't borrow the brush while she was having the fling?

[Phantom 2,534]

 

Where's that 'Only in America' thread?

 

Fast food restaurant staff have been tricked into smashing windows to release dangerous levels of gas.

I found it more alarming that, in such an ethnically diverse nation nobody thought 'Hmm, ''Coon'' Rapids....' Mebee we ought to change that..'

 

Coon Rapids is just a few miles from where I live. "Coon" in this case is a reference to raccoons. I had similar thoughts when I first moved here.

 

Not only did the employees fall for this prank (which was repeated at a couple of other locations across the U.S.) but if you watch the video you see them going out through the doors to smash the windows from the outside.

 

http://www.mnpoliceclips.com/8203audio-coon-rapids-burger-king-incident-4816.html

[Phantom 2,534]

Aww cyanide... what a lovely name

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

Aww cyanide... what a lovely name

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987

She might have got away with Hemlock.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

PET OWNERS !!

 

A much cheaper way to microchip your dog,

 

 

[Phantom 2,534]

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.
Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

[Phantom 2,534]

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

 

 

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as shredded cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

 

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as shredded cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

Calling breadcrumbs a convenience item and following it with that sentence, well hell, I'll call BREAD a convenience item then. You don't have to get the flour and yeast together, the drudgery of making a loaf and popping in the oven whilst cleaning up the kitchen, letting it cool a bit and buttering the damned thing before you can use it....

SC

BTW us Yanks are keen on bottled water, with little proof it isn't anything beyond what we get from our tap at home.

[Phantom 2,534]

 

 

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as shredded cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

Calling breadcrumbs a convenience item and following it with that sentence, well hell, I'll call BREAD a convenience item then. You don't have to get the flour and yeast together, the drudgery of making a loaf and popping in the oven whilst cleaning up the kitchen, letting it cool a bit and buttering the damned thing before you can use it....

SC

BTW us Yanks are keen on bottled water, with little proof it isn't anything beyond what we get from our tap at home.

 

 

SC, you could go a step further and call sliced bread a convenience item too.

One of the most ridiculous convenience items I've seen has been pancake mix in which you still had to add milk and eggs to it.

So about 15 years ago, I was watching people buy the 400g of pancake mix for £2 in Sainsbury's and then go and buy their milk and eggs, yet right next to it on the shelves you could get a 10lb bag of plain flour for 99p. But for some reason people were drawn more to the mix rather than just buying a bag of flour.

 

 

 

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

 

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

 

 

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as GRATED cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

 

FTFY.

 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME, I just went on Netmums by mistake and saw this in a baby name thread

 

'I'm hovering around Claudia Odessa for a girl and Hugo Rupert for a boy'

 

I'm off to kill myself.

[Phantom 2,534]

 

 

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

 

 

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as GRATED cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

 

FTFY.

 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME, I just went on Netmums by mistake and saw this in a baby name thread

 

'I'm hovering around Claudia Odessa for a girl and Hugo Rupert for a boy'

 

I'm off to kill myself.

 

 

I've been living here for too long, that I have to keep switching back and forth.

 

What is it with that other post that's getting under your skin? is it the "hovering around" bit or the choice of names?

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

 

 

 

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

 

 

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as GRATED cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

 

FTFY.

 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME, I just went on Netmums by mistake and saw this in a baby name thread

 

'I'm hovering around Claudia Odessa for a girl and Hugo Rupert for a boy'

 

I'm off to kill myself.

 

 

I've been living here for too long, that I have to keep switching back and forth.

 

What is it with that other post that's getting under your skin? is it the "hovering around" bit or the choice of names?

 

The names of course! Anyone that names their kid Hugo Rupert needs a kick in the cunt.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

A toddler just down the road from me is named Tallulah.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

A toddler just down the road from me is named Tallulah.

Mother needs a KITC.

 

I think we may have had this conversation on here before, but there was a kid in Lard the Youngest's nursery called Treacle.

[Phantom 2,534]

There's a kid (well she's about 20 ) at the college where my wife works called "Baby"

[Toast 16,151]

 

 

 

Not sure why some Americans are offended by this

 

http://www.dose.com/food/27945/A-British-Supermarket-s-American-Food-Section-Is-Both-Hilarious-And-Enraging?

 

If I remember correctly, there's a shop in Kent that sells brands that you don't usually find in other countries that have been imported from the U.S. which a lot of the same stuff.

 

Especially when it comes to chocolate. There's a lot of difference between the taste of Nestle, Cadbury's (UK) and Cadburys (made at the Hershey's factory), and just regular Hershey's.

Hershey's milk chocolate tastes more like dark chocolate.

Americans buy breadcrumbs!

 

 

So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as GRATED cheese.

This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it.

 

FTFY.

 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME, I just went on Netmums by mistake and saw this in a baby name thread

 

'I'm hovering around Claudia Odessa for a girl and Hugo Rupert for a boy'

 

I'm off to kill myself.

 

 

On Netmums? You sure? Those are Mumsnet names.

 

True story, I once read a Mumsnet post on baby names that was so incredibly pretentious that I sent it in to Private Eye.

They printed it in Pseud's Corner and sent me a cheque for a tenner.