Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 2, 2019 Apparently actor Josh Brolin tried tanning his arsehole ('perineum sunning') and severely burned his bung. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 722 Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Sir Creep said: Apparently actor Josh Brolin tried tanning his arsehole ('perineum sunning') and severely burned his bung. He thought he managed to avoid it but there's no escaping to Thanus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted December 12, 2019 Brazilian man arrested for impersonating mum in driving test https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-50755418 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 12, 2019 Somehow this appeals to my juvenile sense of humour. Miss E Dearlove v Babs Baps Ltd: 1802922/2019 Employment Tribunal decision. Published 11 December 2019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 16, 2019 Filed under outrageous. Serie A's attempt to promote anti-racism agenda: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50814275 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted December 21, 2019 The cruise ship getting rear-ended in the Caribbean https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-latin-america-50873559/two-cruise-ships-collide-in-the-caribbean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 21, 2019 https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/lifestyle/2019-11-21-watch--most-awkward-gender-reveal-ever-as-mom-farts-it-out/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted December 21, 2019 3 hours ago, torbrexbones said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted December 26, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-50915414 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,432 Posted December 30, 2019 Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it Enthralling read from start to finish. It's like Just a Minute gone too far. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted January 1, 2020 Headless body discovered in a cave forty years ago. They have now identified him and discovered he died over a century ago. https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/crime/dismembered-body-in-idaho-cave-is-bootlegger-murderer-slain-in-1916/277-0a8b8939-7df2-4049-a618-c7bb14e984fe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted January 2, 2020 Former software analyst and rising opera star writes a national anthem for Mars: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-50840814/an-indian-former-software-analyst-has-written-a-new-national-anthem-for-mars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted January 3, 2020 Man throws coins into airplane engine for "good luck": https://www.bbc.com/news/business-50979485 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 11, 2020 Officers in Wichita Falls, Texas, responded to a home following a report that Christopher Ragsdale had assaulted his girlfriend. "She told Christopher that his fart smelled horrible and he got mad and grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground,” the affidavit said, adding that the woman told police that Ragsdale choked and headbutted her. The incident occurred at a friend’s house, and that friend called police. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 11, 2020 https://www.historyextra.com/period/ancient-egypt/7-moments-in-history-you-might-think-are-made-up-but-arent/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 19, 2020 A North Dakota woman has been charged with felony child neglect after she was accused of leaving six children with the body of an acquaintance who overdosed. Amber Barrett of Fargo also is charged with a misdemeanor count of failing to report a death. Police were called on Nov. 16 to a home on a report of an unresponsive man. Officers were let into the home by six minor children, ages unknown, who directed them to the man lying on the living room floor. Efforts to revive the man were unsuccessful. Police contacted Barrett, who was at work. Barrett told an officer that her friend was sweating heavily and slurring his words earlier and she believed he was likely overdosing. Police said, however, that Barrett knew the man was dead before she left for work. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Sir Creep said: A North Dakota woman has been charged with felony child neglect after she was accused of leaving six children with the body of an acquaintance who overdosed. Amber Barrett of Fargo also is charged with a misdemeanor count of failing to report a death. Police were called on Nov. 16 to a home on a report of an unresponsive man. Officers were let into the home by six minor children, ages unknown, who directed them to the man lying on the living room floor. Efforts to revive the man were unsuccessful. Police contacted Barrett, who was at work. Barrett told an officer that her friend was sweating heavily and slurring his words earlier and she believed he was likely overdosing. Police said, however, that Barrett knew the man was dead before she left for work. That's so Fargo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 28, 2020 They say life is a marathon, not a sprint. No one proving that more than a runner named Gajanan. The 64-year old dropped over dead whilst participating in the Mumbai Marathon this past Sunday. Pronounced DOA at hospital. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: They say life is a marathon, not a sprint. No one proving that more than a runner named Gajanan. The 64-year old dropped over dead whilst participating in the Mumbai Marathon this past Sunday. Pronounced DOA at hospital. SC Was he Indian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted January 31, 2020 Katie Hopkins, off of poisonous twats, had been flown all the way to Prague to collect a fake award: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 2, 2020 There’s probably a thread for her but I can’t find it, Pamela Anderson’s fourth marriage is done and dusted after 12 days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted February 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: There’s probably a thread for her but I can’t find it, Pamela Anderson’s fourth marriage is done and dusted after 12 days There is. I'm sure it's under the "Useless daft bimbos" heading. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,585 Posted February 7, 2020 Because Philip Schofield comes out as gay, of course we get things like this appearing/trending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
