Godot 149 Posted January 17, 2007 According to CNN and spanish newspaper El País, Castro decided against routine surgery which would have provided him with an 'artificial anus'... A very reasonable decision, I suppose. An opportunity missed. He could have pointed to his new "George W". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 17, 2007 According to CNN and spanish newspaper El País, Castro decided against routine surgery which would have provided him with an 'artificial anus'... A very reasonable decision, I suppose. He doesn't need surgery to get an artificial anus - there's a little shop down an alleyway behind Woolworth's in my town that sell them at very reasonable prices. So I'm told. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 18, 2007 The Cuban official's continue to deny that Castro is in fact on his way out. But it seems clear his surgery expected complications. It would be a real come back if he rised in glory to become the leader of Cuba once again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Decker Posted January 18, 2007 The Castro's disease is very grave and irreversible. His death is very close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 19, 2007 The Castro's disease is very grave and irreversible. His death is very close. Paul you said this several months ago.Fidel wil be around for a while yet I would bet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paul Decker Posted January 19, 2007 The Castro's disease is very grave and irreversible. His death is very close. Paul you said this several months ago.Fidel wil be around for a while yet I would bet! Fidel Castro is terminally ailing. The death of this old dictator is imminent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted January 19, 2007 According to CNN and spanish newspaper El País, Castro decided against routine surgery which would have provided him with an 'artificial anus'... A very reasonable decision, I suppose. I'd heard he'd a transplant but the new arsehole rejected him! Apologies to any Monty Python fans who'd already heard that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted January 20, 2007 Chavez admits Castro gravely ill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 20, 2007 Chavez admits Castro gravely ill Oh dear. If even his ideological friends say that, things look indeed bad for El Comandante en Jefe. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted January 20, 2007 I'll take Castro's atrificial anus, as a leader, over Blair or Bush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted January 20, 2007 slow, progressive recovery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 20, 2007 Is it the end of an era for Fidel Castro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 20, 2007 A joke poem for Fidel Castro One day, Two day Three day, Four Fidel Castro Can't take Much more Five day, Six day Seven day, Eight Will Castro Soon meet his fate? Nine day, Ten day Eleven How shall Castro Be judged in heaven? Days and time will soon tell But are there any Cigars in hell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 20, 2007 Raul Castro won't stay in power for long time after Fidel's death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted January 20, 2007 And don't forget Raul's poorly missus Vilma, carking Cubans aplenty may be the defining characteristic of the year's DL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted January 21, 2007 Massive articles in some UK press today, incl three pages in The Observer, smacks very much of the sundays figuring he'll be dead within a week and they'll be scooped on the major write ups and obits by the dailies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,203 Posted January 22, 2007 To get back on to the thread - I think Castro is the New Sharon - hanging in till we almost forget he isn't pushing up the daisies. I have the feeling that they will actually announce his death on a "convienent day". By this, I mean, a historically significant day in Fidel's history, (when he took power, Bay of Pigs etc etc.) when in fact he may already have died a while before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 22, 2007 I have the feeling that they will actually announce his death on a "convienent day". By this, I mean, a historically significant day in Fidel's history, (when he took power, Bay of Pigs etc etc.) when in fact he may already have died a while before. I wouldn't be suprised if it happened that way accounting on the miracle reporting system of Cuba but I always saw Castro's goodbye minutes after his demise. The fact of Sharon wanders my mind, since the whole 'what if' he lives through the year under the state he is in gets me very aggravated. His faimly is selfish and he should have been history a long time ago. And 'if' he should survive through this year, for certain reasons I can't proclaim right now I would leave him the f**k off next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krusty Posted January 23, 2007 To get back on to the thread - I think Castro is the New Sharon - hanging in till we almost forget he isn't pushing up the daisies. I have the feeling that they will actually announce his death on a "convienent day". By this, I mean, a historically significant day in Fidel's history, (when he took power, Bay of Pigs etc etc.) when in fact he may already have died a while before. personally i would be surprised with that idea. His brother has now already taken charge of the country. I doubt Castro is dead already. I suspect that he will die say on a Thursday and the government wait say till the Monday to announce the death of Castro and if it near to a significant day then they wait till that day and make sure the army and other security forces are ready for internal or external pressures . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 23, 2007 Cuba, being a bastion of all things socialist, I assume has a free healthcare system. Also, being financially deprived as a nation they may not have enough funds to buy good equipment, doctors etc... (much like our NHS in Britain) and given that most Cubans live to at least 137, so the Geriatric unit is probably quite a small ward, does this mean that Fidel could officially be classed as a bed blocker??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted January 24, 2007 Improving again supposedly. Hmmmm, like he's been seen jogging or summat? Let's wait and see, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redmega 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Improving again supposedly. Hmmmm, like he's been seen jogging or summat? Let's wait and see, eh? The more they go on about Castro's remarkable recovery, the less I believe them. If he makes it through february, I'll eat my house with a spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 25, 2007 handwriting proves that Castro is making good recovery according to bampot Hugo ChaVEZ.If this guy said the sky was blue Id think i had developed colour blindless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Must be bored to read this Posted January 25, 2007 Is the nice Mr Castro poorly then. I've been out of the Country! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted January 25, 2007 yeah im not exactly convinced about this signature either... 'notice how hard he has pushed down with the pen!' yeah right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
