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The more they go on about Castro's remarkable recovery, the less I believe them. If he makes it through february, I'll eat my house with a spoon.

 

Wonder if that's covered under insurance.......

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yeah im not exactly convinced about this signature either... 'notice how hard he has pushed down with the pen!' yeah right

 

Clumsy penmanship is a sure sign of cephalopodic intervention. The squid needs to grip the pen very hard in order to ensure that it doesn't slip from its slimy grasp. Is there no end to their tentacled duplicity ??

 

Just wondering, might Chavez and Castro be agents of Great Cthulhu?

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The more they go on about Castro's remarkable recovery, the less I believe them. If he makes it through february, I'll eat my house with a spoon.

 

Wonder if that's covered under insurance.......

 

 

Redmega; Could you post a picture of said house so we can guage the strength of your conviction in this matter?

 

CarolAnn; I'm likin' your new avatar, looking at mine we may share relations somewhere in our family tree.

 

Fidel/Chavez: Keep bangin' on and we'll keep getting worked up. A picture - as they say - is worth 1000 words, and I don't see him in his tracksuit wandering around with a copy of today's paper.

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There's nothing better than a news story written solely because the journo came up with a pithy headline. I know the DL Committee will be joining the Miamians, because it's been a bleak January thus far

hasnt been bleak my end.. thats 5 deaths so far this month (albeit 3 of them were the worlds oldest people and two were on death row) ;)

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POLL: If Castro doesn't die before the end of Jan Y2K7 or whatever, will Mr Guest, the one with more psuedonyms than a hotmail spammer, make a grovelling apology....

 

Our survey says.....

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The Wikipedia reports Fidel Castro dead January 29th 2007. I expect it to be a hoax.

 

That's about the 4th time in the space of a month that someone has listed Castro as being dead on Wikipedia.

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Listening to BBC News who reckon there's nothing more significant that a super casino in Manchester.

 

I bet Castro's still breathing!

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That's about the 4th time in the space of a month that someone has listed Castro as being dead on Wikipedia.

 

The son of a bitch is probably laying in his hospital bed reading playboy magazine and eating some big subway hero.

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That's about the 4th time in the space of a month that someone has listed Castro as being dead on Wikipedia.

 

The son of a bitch is probably laying in his hospital bed reading playboy magazine and eating some big subway hero.

 

oh well in that case we should encourage that behaviour. Nothing will kill anyone off faster than the food poisoning at Subway, except possibly Taco Hell

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The Wikipedia reports Fidel Castro dead January 29th 2007. I expect it to be a hoax.

It´s not a hoax. He is dead already.

They´ve been keeping the body frozen in cryogenics until the right moment comes. and then, they will tell the press officially.

PROPHECY FULFILLED!!!

CASTRO IS DEAD:

FIDEL CASTRO RUZ

08/13/1926 - 01/29/2007

R.I.H. ( ROT IN HELL) :party:

 

*** YYYYAAAWWWWWNNNNNN***

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These people in Miami are planning ridiculous celebrations for when Castro dies. With my hands up in the air I think it would be pretty funny if he lived. How f*****g heartbreaking to those people. :party:

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Guest susan

:skill2::rip:

These people in Miami are planning ridiculous celebrations for when Castro dies. With my hands up in the air I think it would be pretty funny if he lived. How f*****g heartbreaking to those people. :lol:

 

 

that's not very nice. I suppose you don't have family he has killed and some that are starving there. Imagine, if you can, someone coming and taking everything away from you, and your family living in terrible inhumane conditions... I live in Miami and I have been here for 45 years, I'm 48, but I know what he did to my family, and I meet revently arriving cubans and I hear the horror stories... So please, I too will celebrate, the end of live of a man which is considered the devil... He is the Hitler of our times.....

 

have a nice day

 

 

Susan

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that's not very nice. I suppose you don't have family he has killed and some that are starving there. Imagine, if you can, someone coming and taking everything away from you, and your family living in terrible inhumane conditions... I live in Miami and I have been here for 45 years, I'm 48, but I know what he did to my family, and I meet revently arriving cubans and I hear the horror stories... So please, I too will celebrate, the end of live of a man which is considered the devil... He is the Hitler of our times.....

 

have a nice day

 

Susan

 

If you really are from Miami I show sympathy for you, and I know Fidel Castro wasn't loved by Cuba or the United States, but even when he dies the same ruling will probably remain. So putting it in my own words, f**k your goverment. I don't know about him being the Hitler of these times, but everybody is waiting to hear the good news, I mean the media is crazy with these stories, one day he is almost jogging and the next he is clinging to his life. Overall Susan i'm sorry if I insulted you and I hope everything works out for you, but why not come to the US. It's freedom.

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If you really are from Miami I show sympathy for you, and I know Fidel Castro wasn't loved by Cuba or the United States, but even when he dies the same ruling will probably remain. So putting it in my own words, f**k your goverment.

 

Couldn't agree more BS :party:

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If you really are from Miami I show sympathy for you, and I know Fidel Castro wasn't loved by Cuba or the United States, but even when he dies the same ruling will probably remain. So putting it in my own words, f**k your goverment.

 

Couldn't agree more BS :party:

 

I thought GWB had already seen to that.

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the Mimiarties can be cancelled-Castro has just appeared on video on Sky news for first time in 3 months and he loks energetic ,alert,and better than he die before.Hes clearly recovering,if slowly.He will not die th is year after all.Take him off the list

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the Mimiarties can be cancelled-Castro has just appeared on video on Sky news for first time in 3 months and he loks energetic ,alert,and better than he die before.Hes clearly recovering,if slowly.He will not die th is year after all.Take him off the list

 

 

:party: On video, eh. That must quash any suspicion about his current well-being.

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As this is the last day of January in the year of our Lord 2007 he is going to have to have a sudden relapse in order for SoMeoNE's PREDICKSIONS to COME tRUe Phallusae in rectia absnetia dulce et decorum est carpae diem Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me....

 

I await the revised predictions with baited breath...

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As this is the last day of January in the year of our Lord 2007 he is going to have to have a sudden relapse in order for SoMeoNE's PREDICKSIONS to COME tRUe Phallusae in rectia absnetia dulce et decorum est carpae diem Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me....

 

I await the revised predictions with baited breath...

Going fishing, eh?

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As this is the last day of January in the year of our Lord 2007 he is going to have to have a sudden relapse in order for SoMeoNE's PREDICKSIONS to COME tRUe Phallusae in rectia absnetia dulce et decorum est carpae diem Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me....

 

I await the revised predictions with baited breath...

Going fishing, eh?

 

You haven't smelt my breath - I had goats cheese for lunch ;-)

 

but if you prefer, I await with bated breath.

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