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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Which quickly led me to this list of Ant jokes.   Enjoy.  
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Just now, Dead Wait said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5516183/Ant-McPartlin-arrested-drink-driving.html

 

Ant McPartlin attested for drink driving and injuring a young girl!

 

Time for a thread for this guy - clearly still involved with drink, drugs, bitterness etc and not yet on the upward spiral despite being back on the live shows........

What a Dick.Hope the girl is ok.

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He has the longest forehead in the business. I hope he didn't headbutt her.

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Clearly not recovered- but then addiction acts like this. Whilst we can’t speculate about his marriage- having had dealings with addicts if he didn’t sort it out in rehab and lied to his wife it could explain why she walked away.

 

Then it’s the old poor me poor me - pour me a drink situation.

 

But to injure a child? That’s career damaging.

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Things were never the same for him after he got shot in the eyes with a paintball. 

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I'm A Liability ... Kick Me Out Of Here?

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Well sounds like they need someone to step in for the final two shows.

 

Time for some suggestions:-

 

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Currently slightly more popular.

 

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Less dangerous in a crash.

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Conte obviously has the added benefit that he might be available.

 

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Adam Ant & Dec

 

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Adam Adamant & Dec

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Real Pissant & Dec

 

 

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Grant and Dec

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2 points....

 

A/ drove a mini, hit another mini & a BMW. London is surely full of cunts.

 

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N/ a fat Geordie boozehound. Just merge this with Gazza thread.

 

 

Eta a third thing.

 

V/ a mentally fucked Geordie off his meds every few weeks..... Could he be our very own daeshray?

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11 minutes ago, charon said:

 

2 points....

 

A/ drove a mini, hit another mini & a BMW. London is surely full of cunts.

 

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N/ a fat Geordie boozehound. Just merge this with Gazza thread.

 

 

Eta a third thing.

 

V/ a mentally fucked Geordie off his meds every few weeks..... Could he be our very own daeshray?

Crashed a mini and paid a shitload by Suzuki for advertising! He must only drives those when he’s sober!!

 

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Wait. Looking at the pictures above...

 

I always had it that Ant was the 'funnier' one. (Aye, I know).

 

He's the shorter darker more unfunny of the pair?

 

Fuck, 17 years 'best entertainers' and I don't know the shit from the head.

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I thought Ant was the taller one? I don't watch any of their shows though.

 

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41 minutes ago, charon said:

Wait. Looking at the pictures above...

 

I always had it that Ant was the 'funnier' one. (Aye, I know).

 

He's the shorter darker more unfunny of the pair?

 

Fuck, 17 years 'best entertainers' and I don't know the shit from the head.

Shortarse Dec is closer to the deck.

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It won't be a kangaroo penis he'll be getting in his mouth now!

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A few different stories going round as to be expected but some saying his mum was in the car with him, if true why the fuck would she let him drive in that state? I feel for him as he’s obviously going through some sort of mental breakdown however there is no justification for drinking and driving.   It’s a shame he seems to be on a journey of self destruction because whether they are to your taste or not, Ant and Dec are extremely good at what they do.  

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17 hours ago, One shot Paddy said:

It won't be a kangaroo penis he'll be getting in his mouth now!

A Roo dong would be a blessed relief compared to what's in store for him if he doesn't ask for Gazza's help to get him off the booze;he has his fishing rod waiting at the ready

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