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I've seen sharper edges on a fucking donut. Honestly, I'm being proper thick, because I can't work out if you are just taking the piss, or you are actually an enormously irritating cunt with his head firmly stuck up his own ass.

FFS take their mastermind leaders, give them jobs in Hollywood and disable this organisation now! I'd say send them to Slough where they can work in an amateur theatre group performing mimes. And friendly bombs could fall.

OK now I'm upset. Sympathy for Robbie and his loved ones ... Save me from this simpering shite ! Not all of us here on the deathlist make prayers. I do not wish to be associated with your chats to your imaginary friend. Keep your generalisations under control. BTW get well soon Big Guy !

I think you're correct; I also think that Boeing and Airbus will go bankrupt when Porcine Aviation Inc. takes off big time next year.

Who the hell spells out the word 'Junior'? SC Predictor.

Nine minutes of compiled music, all culled from releases with the worst looking covers out there. There is stuff that is guaranteed to offend lots of people (so avoid it if that might be you), but for the rest of us, it's here: http://boingboing.net/2015/02/02/the-music-behind-the-worst-alb.html

8th of February. Update on the previous Sam Simon sweepstake... Chopped Liver's "early next year - before spring", deserves some credit. He went the longest and thus has been proved most accurate from last year no matter when Sam dies.

Hehe. Like I said earlier: regards, Hein

I am the Resserection?

Cheers for that. I've often wondered what they'd sound like. Yer welcome, when people cop for enjoying this stuff I don't feel quite so perverse. Perverse? Perhaps. It may be a defect in my esthetic sense, it may be the lure of the perverse, but I've long been attracted to Really Bad Art, be it music, art or literature. In this case they meet and my heart jumps. Do you know the Museum of Bad Art? regards, Hein

you don't think burning people alive and cutting their heads off isn't satanic? It's obvious you don't know the meaning of the word satanic, so I suggest you look it up. You employed a double negative in your statement so the real meaning of what you posted is you think burning people alive and cutting off their heads is satanic? Your English teacher must be immensely proud of you.

you don't think burning people alive and cutting their heads off isn't satanic? only if it's in the name of Satan.

Satanic? Lol.

The Jacka, who Hip Hop Connection were always massive on back in the day, shot dead at 37. Jacka in the box

I thought she looked a bit young for her age!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31098378 It's not that Cameron talks to the Saudis that bothers me, it's that all the people saved were on my DL.

All these moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.

Guess the answers "No". Topic closed.

All because I said Eric Clapton is narcoleptic. Gonna post that in the anagram thread now.

Am I missing owt or is the currently compromised health of Robert Schuller and Leslie Philips about as exciting as things have got with our dead pooling sprint in the last few days?

The news. It's all so fucking dull and boring. I don't give a shit about snow in Rochdale, or that someone in Manchester might have Ebola, or that if I eat too much cheese I might catch cancer of the fanny. I don't give a fuck about kids with flies in their ears in Africa, Barack Obama's wife, or how big Kim Kardashian's fucking arse is. And I blame the media for me not giving a fuck, because they bombard you with this utter shite all day every day, to the extent where I am now immune. Bollocks to news, because it ain't new.

Go back one fackin page and read it!! Lol sorry, I used the search function and the last post there was from 2006 or something. But I must have confused it with the date the thread was created. Don't say sorry, im not a mod or DrZ or owt. Should have just told me to fuck off.

Is Rupert sore because he isn't getting one? Surely the ideal candidate would be Clive James as they may not get another opportunity.

It didn't make much impact down here then. (BTW, dear Daily Mail, it is a "dance troupe" not a "dance troop".) I'd expect that quality of journalism from The Sun

Is there a difference? regards, Hein Not all village idiots are rappers...