Its the 70th anniversary of the death of Winston Churchill, aged 75.
Not that Winston, obviously, but the US writer, who was, for a time, more famous than Winston S. Churchill, which is why the UK Churchill's books are written by Winston S. Churchill.
Glen Campbell has died.
Yep, Glen Campbell, the veteran scout for the Sarnia Legionnaires, has died at the age of 79.
I think msc is to blame for this.
I very much doubt the story of the mugging. She was pictured before it allegedly happened with some quite distinctive key chain accessories attached to the 'stolen' bag - after the 'mugging' the same accessories appeared on her new bag. Did she say to the mugger 'ooo hang on a mo, let me just take these off before you brutally mug me'?
I agree she is a cunt but she is also clearly mentally unstable and needs professional intervention.
Is she? Is she REALLY?
It wasnt that long ago she was supposedly homeless and fucking potless.
No more than, what seems like months later, she is living in Marbella and walking around with a Prada fucking handbag with £600 (near enough in euros) inside it before she got mugged.
She needs no help, she is a fucking CUNT!!!!!!
In our house, the 'strangle-wank' is a frequently discussed phenomenon, not least because the son of my dad's best friend dispatched himself in such a fashion.
This allows me to badly re-tell one of my favourite Queen Mother anecdotes. Mid-1990s, some embassy or other gave the Royal Family a gift of a crate of booze. They were on official business, so the cargo went to stay with the Queen Mum who said: "If they don't want it, I'll finish it off myself".