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You forgot to add 'Racist' to the list.

He was an arrogant obnoxious man who purposefully rubbed people up the wrong way thus damaging race relations further.Also he was a shit father to his kids.

A day off today. The sun has been out for a bit, the weather is quite mild ( not like Texas CA ) and the Pontiac is MOTd and on the road. Fucking ace!!!

Aye Big Jobbies.... Necking scotch from the bottle...ah those were the days. I'm currently in North Kent - which is without a doubt the most miserable racist hostile place I've ever encountered - Belfast was friendly and charming in comparison; if a bit bomby.

Ah, April. As the weather gets warmer, the DDP hits get fewer. But - not to fret - as the Windy City Deadpool is here to save us all from a summer of deadpooling boredom! Basics: Pick a team of 20 people. The higher their rank, the more points they get when they die and obit. Submit it to me via PM or on this thread, by the end of April. Scoring System: 1st pick: 500 points 2nd pick: 450 points 3rd pick: 400 points 4th pick: 350 points 5th pick: 300 points 6th pick: 275 points 7th pick: 250 points 8th pick: 225 points 9th pick: 200 points 10th pick: 180 points 11th pick: 160 points 12th pick: 140 points 13th pick: 120 points 14th pick: 100 points 15th pick: 85 points 16th pick: 70 points 17th pick: 55 points 18th pick: 50 points 19th pick: 45 points 20th pick: 40 points No bonus points! As you can see the margin slowly decreases from 50 to 25 to 20 to 15 to 5. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by whoever has the most unique hits. Acceptable Obits: Anything accepted by the Derby Dead Pool, plus The Independent. Plus the following national American news sources: - ABC News - NBC News - CBS News - Fox News Plus the following local American news sources: - New York Times - LA Times - Chicago Tribune Duration: The competition lasts from May 1, 2017 to April 30, 2018. Get your team in before Big Ben welcomes the month of May.

1)Catherine Nevin 2)Errol Christie 3)Leah Bracknell 4)Nick Boles 5)Gord Downie 6)Malcolm Young 7)Tony Booth 8)Paul Gascoigne 9)Daniella Westbrook 10)Nobby Stiles 11)Daisy Berkowitz 12)Helen Fawkes 13)Nanci Ryder 14)Big Van Vader 15)Paul van Zandvliet 16)Christy Dignam 17)Christiane F 18)Kenny Sansom 19)Pete Frates 20)Jill Gascoine Subs 1 Ray Wilson 2 Liz Dawn 3 Helmut Kohl

You have suffered quite enough Icey.

Sure. Serfs.

Are you saying that there are actually jobs in Dumfries & Galloway?

Michael Carberry scores a century following cancer treatment I had him down on my long list to google at some point for further news since 2016. When I saw he had scored a century and was back playing professional cricket I discounted him until I got near end of article and he asks media to continue "respecting my privacy in dealing with my illness". So maybe not out of the woods yet..........

Why do you want to go up there? Its full of Haggis eating Kilt wearers shouting 'See you Jimmy!!!' while necking Scotch from the bottle. You will also be in danger of random attacks by rabid Sporrans. Best of luck.

Yep. 4 teams involved after all that. I'll post the teams up later today and we can all have a good chin wag over a cup of tea and our latest edition of Hello! who's going to win this come the end summary in ~20 months time.

Instead of getting him a nappy you should get him a death list account.

I certainly made up for it and finally arrived home at 1050am. I am currently feeling extremely sorry for myself. However the Eamonn Andrews gig went fantastically and even raised a couple of emotional tears from the little shit!

Lying in (808) state...

My physics teacher told me that I have potential. Then he threw me off a roof.

I loved the game too despite being knocked out in the first round.Brilliant idea.

My updated verdict for the 2017 list. Almost certain: Billy Graham, Tony Booth, Gord Downie, King Michael of Romania, Nobby Stiles, Jill Gascoine, George Bush senior, Glen Campbell and Errol Christie. In real danger but may make to 2018: Kirk Douglas, Peter Sallis, Duke of Edinburgh, Olivia De Haviland, Herman Wouk, Leslie Phillips, Ian St John, Bruce Forsyth, Hosni Mubarak, Desmond Tutu, Liz Dawn, John Noakes, Valerie Harper, Emperor Akhito, Leah Bracknell Will they won't they?: Lord Carrington, Denis Norden, Pierre Cardin, Bob Dole, Jimmy Carter, Robert Mugabe, Javier Perez De Cueller, Jake Lamotta, Doug Ellis, Hugh Hefner, David Prowse, Sandy Gall, Pope Benedict, Fats Domino, Gay Byrne, Ian Brady, Vera Lynn Little chance: Stan Lee, Betty White, Honor Blackman, Queen Elizabeth II, Jerry Lewis, Bob Barker

Congrats Heef! Needed to focus on avoiding relegation anyway...

My mother is 73, has had four heart attacks, two cardiac bypasses (one triple and one quadruple), seven stents, a cardiac ablation, an implanted defibrillator/pacemaker, a CardioMEMS sensor inside her heart, carts around a permanent IV bag with a 24x7 milrinone drip and just kicked a 10 day bout of bronchitis to the curb. Oh, and she works full time and is a practicing witch. While bronchitis is bad I would never count someone out because of it - as long as they can keep it from becoming pneumonia. I don't want to hear about the spelling of 'curb,' either, LFN.

Former US Transport secretary William Thadeus Coleman has died at 96.He was the oldest living former cabinet member. I think George Schultz inherits that title https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/31/us/politics/william-coleman-jr-dies.html?_r=1

He looks awful Trackie bottoms and leather shoes - WTF was he thinking!?

David Storey, Ahmed Kathrada, Barbara Buss, Aloysius 'Lucky' Gordon

Aye, he's a Da Done Ron-Ron

Are you obitable?