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We were all wrong. The next big death was Teresa May's political career.

I thnk @Toast would be most insulted to be mistaken for a politician. Definitely. They're all a bunch of self-serving cunts.

I thnk @Toast would be most insulted to be mistaken for a politician.

Cleggs gone. Well, Peter Sallis went earlier this week...

First swing to the left since 1162!

Oh btw, one for @DevonDeathTrip - Susanne Cameron Blackie got 41 votes.

The swing in London so far is pretty much 10% from Tory to Lab. The swing needed to unseat IDS? 9.5%. Watch this space.

Theresa May was a right cunt making her do that debate (in place of Theresa May) the day after her dad died. I'm not at all Tory, but even I thought that was a right low blow.

I don't think I went particularly well. Most of my hits had small majorities in the first place. Should have just picked 25 SNP seats at random.

Ok the results are in. Unsurprisingly, Simon Danczuk came a distant last as an independent, so msc wins for this prediction. Wooden spoon goes to Deathray for picking Diane Abbott who romped home with a majority in excess of 35,000. Salmond, Clegg and Robertson gone. But possibly the Portillo moments of note came from those who just scraped home. Stephen Crabb and Amber Rudd looked tired and emotional, and Anna Soubry essentially in tears decried her party and her leader. See you all for the next one...coming soon?

This is the third electoral mess of the current Tory era, after Scottish Independence and Brexit. The third 50:50-outcome that is decided by a hair's breadth. This cannot be good for the health of the country. And some people want Brexit vote 2.0, or ScotInd. 2.0, and they'll probably get election 2.0 (with 1.0 an unnecessary snap election). These have been messy years. Apparently Britain doesn't know what it wants.

Rudd's got back in. By 300. Bugger.

Clegg's up there too.

Whereas Brexitref 2...

Indyref 2 is dead in the water...

I'm going to have nightmares solely because of those glasses thank you for that.

Aye, it was all a bit of a PERFORMANCE a week ago, eh? We'll get ourselves a winner sooner than the country gets itself a Prime Minister capable of winning a vote in parliament

You never know. You could potentially die on your 90th birthday.

Almost there: it's actually a challenged w**ker.

Is that what's known as a challenge w**k?

Morrissey is cancer.

George H.W. Bush - So we can all watch in awe as Trump makes a racial slur at the funeral.

Gee, I wonder who the cunt was who picked her.

We've got right wingers, left wingers, socialists, Tories, Republicans, Democrats, contrarians, Charon, the lot on here, all mostly united by that common philosophical query: they've picked Javier de Cuellar? Again?