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Lewis Hamilton's team robbed in Brazil... See what happens when you move your money offshore?

Which is more than I can say for the poor sod who has to collect the tiger semen.

Doubtless the DWP have him classified as fit for work, mind

Well I'd have called them grammatical errors...

All lies, I am good and well.

George Takei next in the frame. Personally, I'd absolve him if his chat up line involved 'to boldly go where no man has gone before'.....

Now THAT was funny.

That is utter bollocks. His Witch Doctor has sacrificed half a dozen albinos and fed the old cunt huge amounts of Tiger semen. Mugabe will live to 200, at the very least!

If you believe most of what you read Mugabe might be in a position to influence that result and there's only one way he'd want it to go

This is one of the saddest threads here. I hate it when I see this thread come up.

I sincerely hope Michael has taken out Reverse Mortgages on all his properties so that his wife and he have lived well and been able to travel! The heirs may find there is nothing monetary to fight over! The Bank takes theirs after the man dies. (We spent our kid`s inheritance CAR stickers crack me up, I guess his stickers would be on his castles.)

Fucking hell, terrible news. Love Faith No More (I mean, Mike Patton is their best frontman imo but Mosley era albums are super good too)

As an update of sorts, apparently she's dumped him. Talking about being single on snapchat. Perhaps not going for the Bonnie and Clyde exit quite yet.

The King is dead Long live the squabbling relatives

Bugger. I wasn't going to do a curse of Gene Wilder theme for next year's DDP and that's my potential joker gone.

Initial Shadowlist - will be updated weekly as I scour the threads and news pages for any info. I'll keep a log of alterations and compare this initial version to my actual shadowlist at the end of next year. George H.W Bush Barbara Bush Prince Philip Fernando Ricksen Robert Mugabe King Michael of Romania Harvey Weinstein Stirling Moss Gordon Banks Pope Benedict Betty White Doug Ellis Hosni Mubarak Kieth Richards Vera Lynn Clarissa Eden Sheila Mercier Billy Graham Kirk Douglas June Brown Eileen Derbyshire Lord Carrington King Michael of Romania Johnny Ruffo John McCain Leah Bracknell June Spencer Tom Baker Richard O'Sullivan Michael Parkinson Billy Connolly Stefan Karl Stefanson Arthur Scargill Quentin Blake Terry Jones Ray Readon (85 so 100 in snooker terms) Shane McGowan Paul Gascoine Ken Dodd Greg Gilbert Stanley Baxter Carol Channing Ozzy Osbourne Rayya Ellias Lester Piggot Little Richard Doris Day Nigel Lawson Mikhael Gorbachev Desmond Tutu

YW coming into this thread with some big news:

I don't think they'll be any further Delays...

Okay, will tidy the above up with some photos and the like this afternoon but it's on. Are you?

The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop. He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.” “Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?” "That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones. He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?” The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track. Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds." The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track. The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage. "This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!" The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over. "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!" The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly. "I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."

Let's see if I can put this in a way that won't get me crucified. Meh, not a chance. There are a fair number of women like me - I have noticed they all tend to be around my age, as well - who, while in complete agreement that some men need to learn how to keep their peckers to themselves and stop being misogynistic manipulating predatory assholes, also believe that women need to do a couple of things: Stop allowing the label of "victim" to be applied to them and stop demanding special treatment in cases of sexual transgression; Fight like hell to change the world but, at the same time, understand that the current world is not what they would wish and act accordingly; Take common sense precautions to protect themselves in this not perfect world; And the one that gets the most rotten tomatoes thrown at me - remember that accusation does not immediately confer guilt. I know women who would walk through Detroit at night wearing a bikini just to make a point. No shit. No, what you are wearing does not give any man the right to lay a hand on you. Realistically, however, you just set yourself up. You are a dumbass. If you were carrying $10K in cash you would go miles out of your way to avoid South Central Los Angeles. Why is taking steps to avoid sexual assault any different? It may not make a difference - nuns in full habit have been raped from time immemorial - but wearing the bikini where it is appropriate to wear it and not where it isn't might just be common sense. If you play the victim you will be treated like a victim. End of discussion. The media not releasing your identity, you needing a safe anonymous space, merely shows your weakness to your attacker. It's OK for your accused - but not yet convicted - attacker to be named and to be smeared all over the news but you get to hide? What if you are wrong and his life is destroyed? It's been fairly well proven that recognition is unreliable in criminal cases. Oh, but it's all right because someone hurt you....bullshit. Double standards are double standards regardless of whether the crime is rape or grand larceny or arson or mass murder. If you are right, and you know you are right, and especially if you have proof that you are right, get out there and kick ass. If he hurt you make sure he knows he did not destroy you. Rape and sexual harassment are about power, and if you hide out and lick your wounds for too long you have given your attacker all the power. The only way stigma gets destroyed is to take it out of the dark and burn it on the town square. Hold your head high and make sure everyone knows you believe there is no shame in being assaulted, only in perpetuating the idea of victimhood on your entire sex. Don't even get me started on the US Title IX sexual assault on college campuses bullshit. Oh, and if you didn't protest and you kept your mouth shut or accepted a bribe when some sorry ass piece of shit predated on you, you can just continue to keep your mouth shut when the shit hits the fan and he's been destroyed in the media. You are part of the problem, not the solution, and you need to just go away and yes I'm talking to you Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow (who both have a couple of powerful parents themselves). Particularly when you continue to make money for him in film after film, year after year. This is why I am an unsuccessful feminist and likely to remain one.

Do not feed the trolls.

Chuck Mosley, former vocalist and front man of Faith No More, has died aged 57. Edit: The Sun, Daily Mail and The Guardian obituaries.

A 48-year-old Indian rhinoceros that had survived skin cancer has been euthanized at the Los Angeles Zoo. A zoo statement says the female rhinoceros named Randa was euthanized Monday due to signs of declining health including loss of appetite, difficulty moving and indications of kidney failure. The zoo says Randa was the oldest Indian rhinoceros within zoos worldwide and had drawn attention to the plight of her species. Randa was born on Oct. 5, 1969, in Basel, Switzerland, and arrived at the Los Angeles Zoo on Nov. 22, 1974, from the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas. SC