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You can rest assured I intend on going absolutely nowhere. I might be growing tired in my elderly age, but any fucker would if they had to inject themselves with the blood of the youthful twenty somethings they knew to keep themselves alive three times a day. My doctor says another ten years, regardless of the earthling suit failing, the reptile body has years in it. I will just morph to a new all powerful being, when the time comes. I quite fancy the Australian High Commissioner, a much nicer climate, or perhaps US President.

King Michael is fucked, still think Bracknell will go before the year is out, I have a feeling for Wouk and Stiles could literally go any day from now to at least this winter's end. So a final total of 20 deaths looks to be the target.

I have no idea... Was just an excuse to post Shari and Lambchop tbh...

Veep's final season has been delayed amid Julia Louis-Dreyfus cancer battle...

FTFY

See this is what happens when you give African's independence, total fucking disaster. If only those liberals had let us keep the empire. That there Harold Wilson and that there Clement Attlee have a lot to answer for on this.

Poor buggers scrapping over the inheritance makes you sick, you wouldn't get any money chasing moves from the former Greek monarchy I tell you.

Hope not. Who would run the crowdsource deathlist for the next year then?

Which ones? (Asking about the 36 names left on the list )

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Tbh, I'll know when I see Spade's sock - it'll be the other person who mysteriously gives Glynis Johns 50 points in the Crowdsourced this December!

This is less than 2018, not every sovereign nation has a unique head of state (Queen Elizabeth II is head of 16, for instance).

Lewis Hamilton's team robbed in Brazil... See what happens when you move your money offshore?

She sat in a teepee around a fire? With lung cancer? Talk about trying to hurry the process forward

The above picture is one of those you go "wanker, wanker, wanker, dead, dead, wanker, wanker..."

Ate you sure you're only 57?

Anything you want to let us know?

Well, for my 2nd year in the DDP, I'mma change my team name to "For Them The Bell Tolls", featuring a pretty common pick as a joker, a couple of shameless types, and one incredibly strange, hopefully unique, pick that could come in handy when I need it most. I will be submitting my team in the days following Christmas. Beware Deathlisters, my team might actually not be so crappy in 2017.

There's been a lot of teasing around this year. A lot of celebrities who went missing or were hospitalized this year turned out to be doing OK. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh was hospitalized earlier this year. It was "BREAKING NEWS" over in CNN; CNN seemed to hint that he was gonna die soon; being 86 and all, I thought he was gonna die, but he turned out to be a-OK. Margaret Thatcher also was hospitalized. She's doing fine now. Everybody was hyping up the "inevitable" death of famous Mexican musician Emilio, but he appears to be on track for full recovery. Seems like no one famous wants to die. They all tease us with their hospitalizations and their disappearances, but they all end up not just okay, but doing rather well. It's kinda ticking me off. This year, seems to be more celebrity near deaths than actual deaths themselves. Let's put it this way, the only celebrity who has died lately since Charlton Heston that I have actually heard of was Deborah Palfrey, aka DC Madam. (I never really experimented with LSD so I had no clue who Albert Hoffman was.)

YES THE RACING TRAINER WAS ALEC STEWART HE WAS 49 AND DIED OF CANCER HE TRAINED A GOOD HORSE CALLED MTOTO Can anyone tell me why so many racehorses have crap names? I have never understood this. Is there a crap names board that adjudicates on suggestions, throwing back the good names if they're not crap enough? I remember about 12 years ago there was a horse running in the Grand National called Roll A Joint & practically the whole pub backed it. It was, like, it was a sign or something from above. An omen. A portent, a promise of impending monetary riches. It was to be our moment. It was as if it was our horse, a gift from the ganja god. Did it win, I hear you ask? Did it F**k.

^ I'm crap at this "who are they?" game. Doesn't read like charon or Spade. Deathray? PB? LFN? Course this is where it turns out half the socks are the least likely suspect - Bibliogryphon or someone...

Keyboardist Michael ‘Dik Mik’ Davies of Hawkwind apperantly died, he was a member of the group between the years 1969 and 73 and is credited in their first three albums. https://fullinbloom.com/michael-dik-mik-davies-of-hawkwind-dies/