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Mowzey Radio gets the Brian Deane trophy this time out. Kudos Roey.

Cup Round One 1. Charon (Unrepentant) vs Maryportfuncity (Inter Youngboys FC) 2. Pedro (Trottingbum Hotsores) vs The Dead Cow 3. Young Willz (Glasgow Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) vs The Engineer 4. Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) vs Yorkshire Banker 5. Msc vs Wormfarmer 6. Spade Cooley (Great Railway Journeys with Hughie Gallacher and Robert Enke) vs Roverandout 7. Joey Russ vs Garn (Video Assistant Reaper) 8. Bibliogryphon (Bye Bye Biblio) vs Phantom of the Midway (AKA Rad Guy) 9. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) vs Fixed Business (Business Fixed) 10. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs John Key 11. Deathray (First In, First Out and Never Invited to an Orgy Again) vs Sir Creep (The Month-to-Month Tenants) 12. Captain Chorizo vs Book (Never Heard of Soccer) Charon - (Sobral, Vervoort, Nevin, Jose, Ricksen, Hubbard, Herd, Dryden, Blanco, Miller L, Gubar) Vs Maryportfuncity (Camm, Stiles, Bracknell, Youngs T, Goldberg D, Lynott P, Vervoort, Herd, Hamilton-Byrne, Overton P, Francis D) Pedro – (McCain, Berrizbeitia, Kit, Clemens, Jose, Camm, Bracknell, Cary, Gascoine J, Shivakamura, Lynott) Vs The Dead Cow – (Loughlin, Crider, Ayres, Jowell, Miller, Goodwin, Tsvangirai, Lynott, Metuh, Whitfield, Midgley) Young Willz (Barker J, Benedict XVI, Bush B, Dodd, Greaves, Maren J, McCain R, Poitier, Redstone, Stiles, Williams F) Vs The Engineer (Tajima, Douglas K, Bracknell, de Havilland, Zagallo, Wouk, Philips L, Mercier, Rae C, Blake G) Grim Up North – (Crider, Mack, Overton, Stiles, Goodwin, Shutts, Lynott, Miller L, Kumar, Hubbard, Anzaki) Vs Yorkshire Banker (Cary DS, Camm, Bush B, Bracknell, Hardegen, Vervoort, James C, Overton P, DeKoven, Kit B, Jean of Luxembourg) Msc (McCain, Bracknell, Vervoort, DeKoven, Rae C, Parfitt, MacArthur, Crider, Gross G, Radonikis, Venglos) Vs Wormfarmer – (McCain, DuBois, Francis D, Bracknell, Wasser, Gilbert, Vervoort, Jowell, Rae C, Stefansson, James C) Spade Cooley – (Warley, Gregory C, Jose, Lariba, Henrik Prince, Leonard JW, Cocks, Shore M, Maren, Lewis S, Kamala) Vs Roverandout – (Bracknell, Dole, Bush Sr, Stiles, Vervoort, Tsvangirai, MC Ren, Graham Rev, Nevin, McCain R, Greaves J) JoeyRuss – (Crider, Degermendzhy, Goodwin, Lajmi, Lynott, Moss, Obayashi, P’orridge, Radio M, dekoven, Mack) Vs Garn – (C Rae, Vervoort, McCain, Goldberg D, Anzaki, Bracknell, Jose, Jowell, Hamilton-Byne, Goodwin, Lynott) Bibliogryphon (Watson J, Wilson M, Brook P, Millr F, Vervoort, Hume, Bracknell, Cleary B, Hurd, Yarrow, Wouk) Vs Phantom of the Midway (Anzaki, Crider, Goodwin, Jose, Jowell, Lynott, McCain, Miller L, Moss, Rae C, Shivakumara) Sean (Jose, Tsvangirai, Miller L, Vervoort, Ricksen, Bosbach, Cappotelli, Henrik Prince, Rae C, Ryder N, Clegg J) V Fixed Buisiness (Stiles, Bracknell, McCain, Jowell, Wilson R, Hume, Kamala, Hamilton-Byrne, Butcher At, Caballe M, O’Connor S) Gcreptile (P-orridge, Palau, Khan A, Crider, Dole B, Anzaki, Lynott P, Watson M, Lindsey J, Pintek, Remigino) Vs John Key (McCain J, Bracknell, Wouk, McCain R, Nolan, Byrne, Bush G, Buydens, Stefansson, Miller L, Jowell) Deathray (Bracknell, Nolan L, Stefansson, Banks G, Buhari Y, Fujimori, O’Sullivan R, Wilson M, Lloyd N, P Gascoigne, Sansom K) Vs Sir Creep – (Vervoort, Nolan, Douthit, Graham Rev, Nouri, Belcher D, Jose, Shivakamura, Overton, Hargis, Starr) Captain Chorizo (Crider, Remigino, Obayashi, Overton P, Butcher At, Vervoort, Bracknell, Jose, Mack T, Vento, Lynott Vs Book (Tapie, Camm, Graham Rev, Gibson D, McCain J, Douglas K, Bracknell, Vervoort, Carlisle M, Boar O, Hardegen)

The above graphic shows my team as they take the field. I've gone for a 4-4-2 formation (whatever that is). Pope in goal...Jesus Saves. Williams, Barker and Stiles in defence...nothing gets past them. Nifty midfield of Maren, Poitier, McCain and Bush...couldn't put both McCain and Bush on the right....hmmm. Dodd and Greaves up front as most likely to score. Get your shorts on, game on!

Masterlist, Round One 1. Abdullah the Butcher – Chorizo, FB 2. Satoru Anzaki – Gcreptile, Rad, GUP, garn 3. Christopher Ayres – Dead Cow 4. Gordon Banks – Deathray 5. Jean Barker – YW 6. David O. Belcher – Sir Creep 7. Benedict XVI – YW 8. Bishop Victor Berrizbeitia - Pedro 9. George Blake – Engineer 10. Kathleen Blanco - charon 11. Olive Boar - Book 12. Wolfgang Bosbach – Sean 13. Leah Bracknell – Rover, J Key, MPFC, Book, Engineer, FB, YB, Biblio, Deathray, Chorizo, msc, WF, garn, Pedro 14. Peter Brook - Biblio 15. Yusuf Buhari – Deathray 16. Barbara Bush – YW, YB 17. George Bush Sr – J Key, Rover 18. Gay Byrne – J Key 19. Anna Buydens – J Key 20. Montserrat Caballe - FB 21. Bessie Camm – YB, Book, MPFC, Pedro 22. Matt Cappotelli – Sean 23. Mary Carlisle - Book 24. Diana Serra Cary – YB, Pedro 25. Beverly Cleary - Biblio 26. Johnny Clegg – Sean 27. Fr Jacques Clemens - Pedro 28. John Cocks - Spade 29. Bill Crider – Gcreptile, Rad, Chorizo, msc, Joey, GUP, Dead Cow 30. Bekir Degermendzhy - Joey 31. Bernie DeKoven – msc, YB, Joey 32. Olivia de Havilland - engineer 33. Ken Dodd - YW 34. Bob Dole – Gcreptile, Rover 35. Kirk Douglas – Engineer, Book 36. Angie Douthit – Sir Creep 37. Albert Dryden – Charon 38. Barry Du Bois - WF 39. Dean Francis – MPFC, WF 40. Alberto Fujimori – Deathray 41. Jill Gascoine - Pedro 42. Paul Gascoigne – Deathray 43. Delphine Gibson – Book 44. Greg Gilbert - WF 45. Denis Goldberg – MPFC, garn 46. Vanessa Goodwin – Ra, Joey, GUP, garn, Dead Cow 47. Rev Billy Graham – Book, rover, Sir Creep 48. Jimmy Greaves – YW, Rover 49. Clinton Gregory - Spade 50. Gerhard Gross – msc 51. Susan Gubar - Charon 52. Anne Hamilton-Byrne – FB, MPFC, garn 53. Reinhard Hardegen – YB, Book, 54. Bill Hargis – Sir Creep 55. Prince Henrik of Denmark – Sean, Spade 56. Robin Herd – MPFC, Charon 57. Johnny Hubbard – Charon, GUP 58. John Hume – Biblio, FB 59. Douglas Hurd – Biblio 60. Clive James – YB, WF 61. Jose Jose – Pedro, Sean, Rad, Chorizo, Charon, Spade, garn, Sir Creep 62. Tessa Jowell – Rad, FB, J Key, WF, garn, Dead Cow 63. Kamala – FB, Spade 64. Amanullah Khan – Gcreptile 65. Barys Kit – YB, Pedro 66. Dilip Kumar - GUP 67. Kalpana Lajmi – Joey 68. Ian Lariba – Spade 69. J. Wayne Leonard – spade 70. Steffan Lewis - Spade 71. Johnnie Lindsay – gcreptile 72. Norman Lloyd – Deathray 73. Robert Loughlin – Dead Cow 74. Philomena Lynott – Pedro, MPFC, Chorizo, Gcreptile, Rad, Joey, GUP, garn, Dead Cow 75. Edith MacArthur – msc 76. Ted Mack – Chorizo, Joey, GUP 77. Jerry Maren – YW, Spade 78. John McCain – Pedro, Rad, msc, FB, Book, J Key, WF, garn 79. Roberta McCain – YW, J Key, Rover 80. Sheila Mercier – Engineer 81. Olisa Metuh – Dead Cow 82. Mary Midgley – Dead Cow 83. Frank Miller - Biblio 84. Liam Miller – Sean, Rad, J Key, Charon, GUP, Dead Cow 85. Stirling Moss – Rad, Joey 86. Catherine Nevin – Charon, Rover 87. Linda Nolan – Deathray, J Key, Sir Creep 88. Appie Nouri – Sir Creep 89. Nobuhiko Obayashi – Chorizo, Joey 90. Richard O’Sullivan – Deathray 91. Peter Overton – Chorizo, YB, MPFC, GUP 92. Richard Overton – Sir Creep 93. Luis Palau – Gcreptile 94. Judy Parfitt – msc 95. Leslie Philips - Engineer 96. Mike Pintek – Gcreptile 97. Sidney Poitier - YW 98. Genesis P-orridge – Gcreptile, Joey 99. Mowzey Radio - Joey 100. Tommy Radonikis - msc 101. Charlotte Rae – Sean, Rad, msc, Engineer, WF, garn 102. Sumner Redstone - YW 103. Lindy Remigino – gcreptile, Chorizo 104. MC Ren - Rover 105. Fernando Ricksen – Charon, Sean 106. Nanci Ryder – Sean 107. Kenny Sansom – Deathray 108. Sri Sri Shivakamura – Rad, Pedro, Sir Creep 109. Mitzi Shore - Spade 110. David Shutts - GUP 111. Salvador Sobral – Charon 112. Bart Starr – Sir Creep 113. Stefan Karl Stefansson – Deathray, J Key, WF 114. Nobby Stiles – YW, FB, Engineer, MPFC, GUP, Rover 115. Nabi Tajima – Engineer 116. Bernard Tapie – Book 117. Morgan Tsvangirai – Sean, Rover, Dead Cow 118. Jozef Venglos - msc 119. Joe Vento - Chorizo 120. Marieke Vervoort – Rover, MPFC, Book, YB, Biblio, Sean, Chorizo, msc, Sobral, WF, garn, Sir Creep 121. Warley - Spade 122. Laura Wasser - WF 123. James Watson - Biblio 124. Mike Watson – gcreptile 125. Wesla Whitfield – Dead Cow 126. Frank Williams - YW 127. Mary Wilson – Deathray, Biblio 128. Ray Wilson - FB 129. Herman Wouk – , J Key, Biblio, Engineer 130. Arnold Yarrow – Biblio 131. Tiffany Youngs - MPFC 132. Mario Zagallo - Engineer 133. Jean of Luxembourg - YB

SCAVENGER HUNT BINGO DEADPOOL RULES Each player picks five selections in each of five categories (for categories see below). There are three ways to win 1. You get at least one hit in each of the five categories 2. You get all five hits in one category 3. You get three unique hits across the whole game. There is no fixed duration you play until there is a winner. In the event of a tie number of uniques will be the next determiner followed by total number of hits across all categories. Obits will not be stringent (more akin to Deathrace requirements). However the Game Controller will be checking that picks meet the category criteria at the start of the game. A unique pick is considered unique in category. For example if two categories were Conservative MPs and Contestants on Strictly Come Dancing/Dancing with the Stars and three players picked Edwina Curry in the first category and the fourth player picked her in the second category. If she eggspired then Player 4 would get a unique bonus. When a winner is declared the selection of the next categories passes to the victor and they get to select the new categories. The winner may opt to pass or play on the organisation of the game. If they pass I will run the game based on their selections or they can take the whole thing. The Categories for the second game are: 1. Presidents and Prime Ministers of the current 28 European Union countries (past and present). 2. Boxers who have held any of the world title belts of any 4 organisational bodies WBA, WBC, IBF and WBO. 3. Any actors who appeared in the TV series Dallas. Including cast members, co-stars, guest stars, special guest stars "and staring" actors (357 episodes over 14 years.). As per the wiki page "List of Dallas (1978 TV Series) cast members. 4. Grammy award winners 5. Anyone who has been in a film with Kevin Bacon. Teams must be PM’d to avoid revealing those unique picks. Starting Date is 01 March 2018.

This is a local deathlist for local people we won't have any trouble here.

Imad al-Alami, one of the co-founders of Hamas, has died after "accidentally shooting himself in the face while cleaning his gun"...

Extraordinary! Join us around the grounds as we start our in depth coverage of the Premier Deathpooling Cup competition. Our correspondents will bring you the goals and the near misses and a whole load of clichés. There'll be some upsets on the way and we'll be waiting to see who can book their slots for the Wembley finale. It's about consistency here in the Cup. A big win doesn't net you any additional plaudits We're underway. No goals yet, but we're barely half-way through the first minute of the round. PRESS THE RED BUTTON FOR COMMENTARY FROM ALTERNATIVE FIXTURES

me and young willz only share 1 pick should be a good battle.

Congratulations to @gcreptile on his 5,000th post.

As suggested by some folk on her husband's thread, she needs her own (and naw, last year's Barbara vs. Rosalynn thread doesn't count). The going on 92, frail-looking, many times hospitalized, stressed out by husband's health, soon-to-be-widow former First Lady is a good candidate for next year.

Obviously a fan of "100 Years of Solitude".

Fortunately I am only staying at the airport overnight and then we will be driving to Logrono where our meeting is. Back here on Saturday morning to fly home.

'msc v Wormfarmer' for most uninspiring team names.

I finished second last , last time i played this lol . I really am bad at this.

You're a prick. Lovely c&p you didn't even to bother formatting ya lazy VPN Zorders cunto. Trying to turn this into fb ffs, "if 3 posters re post this, I'm not Zorders". Lololol cocklord of a boy. ***you WILL continue to be descriminated against cos you're a prick. Not because of this fishing post.

That's old news. Been happening since around 2015.

I've never knitted (knot?) an animal, nor anything else, but if I did, it would be a hamster. Edit: Fuck, I thought this was my 5000th post. Edit: Damnit, the stupid BBC one is it.

I believe this upset a few people.

A favourite of DDTs, if memory serves.

You do. It's something I'm experimenting with, updating the scores as and when and doing frontpage updates once a week/fortnight. Any thoughts from the crowd?

Only when you are on it.

Ah, when you think it's a fartpost but it's actually a shitpost...they are the worst...