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Why beer is better than a man: Beer doesn’t fucking lie, so fuck off you twat.

No more compositions to make for Claude Debussy after this day 100 years ago, aged 55.

No more plays for Sir Noel Coward after this day 45 years ago, aged 73.

My names: 1) Ivan Ivanov 2) Ivan Ivanov 3) Ivan Ivanov 4) Ivan Ivanov 5) Ivan Ivanov 6) Charlie Daniels 7) Ivan Ivanov 8) Ivan Ivanov 9) Ivan Ivanov 10) Ivan Ivanov

I'm pretty sure she is, that's a family-of-the-famous pick that's guaranteed QOs. Most recent thing I can find regarding her, she wrote a letter that was read aloud at last year's official Marilyn Monroe Memorial.

Grace Gaynor, who played Chickadee - the hottest of The Penguin's henchmen - in Batman 66, died on March 6.

Boris Johnsons' head. Though it probably wouldn't have much effect.

You can track it here.

I could move to Portugal and leave them in a hotel room while I got tapas’ed to fuck with my chums, and then sell my soul to Max Clifford when my kids are peado’d to death by Sanchez McTaco. Bingo! Quids in!

Richard Widmark received the kiss of death on this day 10 years ago, aged 93.

Back on track... Books are expensive, libraries are FREEEEE. I note today that a boy found a book overdue since 1982 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-43519557 The fine would be £374... * I have one, The Eagle of the Ninth by Rosemary Sutcliffe.... that is more overdue than that

FTFY

Not the one we use, just knocked up a business letterhead as a sole trader and showed them a bank statement and boom I’m buying 36 packs of Frazzles within minutes

Well, it's not my fault there's nowt on the telly, forces me on to Twitter and here of a Friday night. I was really only passing time until the Hare's Pool update due later. I'm an awful person.

Four statements in that post and at least three of them are wrong.

Do a shopping list for your supermarket trips and stick to it. Aisle cruising results in very expensive shops.

Charlotte Rae well enough to attend 103rd birthday party of friend and actress Patricia Morrison.

Barry Cryer is 83 today

Dec just needs to get in on the travel documentary market and he'll be laughing to the bank. That or he could make social documentaries. Idea for Series 1 of Social Documentaries Dec on Drugs (Legalisation Lobby) Dec on Death (Assisted Dying) Dec on Duturte (The Philipines) Dec on Dozing Off (Narcolepsy) Dec on Distant Dads (Absent Fathers) Dec on Drink (Alcoholism) Dec on Diabetes (diabetes and the sugar tax) Dec on Dark Nets (illegal trade on the dark web)

IP address definitely not from Tibet.

What are you going to request if it turns out to be Tibet?

That you're still here? Yes, it's really unbelievable.

It's not political but it could be. It IS a rant. I apologize to DLers in advance. "Fuck you Daylight Savings Time." As you were, 1 hour later. SC