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"Rapture expert".

42-year old German doctor Andreas Niederbichler has been arrested for allegedly killing a 38-year old woman by sprinkling cocaine on his penis before she performed oral sex on him.

The term "Methinks". Just because. Also my mom keeps throwing around the word "delicious" because we just had dinner and I've honestly never been more annoyed by a word in my life.

Since I fear I'll not live enough to see a hit, beginning from next round there will be 30 names to choose from and the list will be really complete, including Janez Stanovnik and that Montenegro president I forgot about. Plus the one and only Bobby Mugs will make his debut. Anyway from how slow this is going you get an idea about how difficult it is for an over 95 head of state to Die. My son will probably run this 20 years after my death and I'm not ill at the moment!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43744614 "Princess Anne has visited her father, the Duke of Edinburgh, at a London hospital as he recovers from his hip replacement operation. The Princess Royal spent about 50 minutes in the hospital and afterwards said her father was "on good form". She is the first family member to visit Prince Philip since he had the planned procedure at the private King Edward VII's Hospital on 4 April." None of the family visited for over a week! Don't know what to make of that. Maybe he told them not to come.

Obligatory Blondie video

I could have put up the Fox News link!

Yes,Wonderous stories.

He should shoot someone so they'll give him thirty years.

Seems we all missed this, but she died about a week ago now, and nobody noticed for some reason...

See also 'cheeky', as in 'cheeky Nandos'.

"Honestly". A word that is overused on this forum. Unless we are to deduce from its absence that the speaker is telling a pack of lies, it is a meaningless filler word.

Eventually!

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British abstract painter Gillian Ayres dead at 88: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-43726375

My eyes can see Timmy Matley but the brain gives me pictures of Timmy Mallett!

One from a few days ago illustrator Laura Roslof had died aged 69. She produced the infamus Illusion of the Decapus drawing for the orange edition of the Dungeons and Dragons module B3 The Palace of the Silver Princess which resulted in TSR executives recalling all the editions from distributos and even going round the office after the staff had gone home removing any copies which were all then sent to a massive landfill site. Jean Wells' text was rewritten by Tom Moldvey and the illustrations altered and the module republished with a green cover. The few orange editions that survived are now collector's items.

But it may not save your life. That’s the power of death...

What, no more Prince Alberts?

You're probably expecting me to say Karen Carpenter but I'm going for Kirsty Maccoll.

Probably Ion Trewin and David Benton so I'd go top of the DDP.

Natalie Wood's a great shout, but if I could only have one it'd have to be the beautiful German actress Brigitte Helm. Or Steven Jay Gould, Rik Mayall, John Martyn, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Simon de Bolivar, Layne Staley, Tim Buckley, Billie Holiday, Arthur Rimbaud, or someone from my real life. Or, better still, Plato, but only so I could kill the cunt all over again. Oh, it's too hard to choose just one person, so I guess I'd bring back some long-forgotten serf from the 14th century just to see the look of surprise on their face as they were resurrected into the 21st century.

Lazarus. That would make me ...

I find the idea of a one hit wonder to be very odd in general. I mean, even Jimi Hendrix was technically a one hit wonder in the US, and he has plenty of critically acclaimed songs now...

Former Sudan Prime Minister Babiker Awadalla turns 101 today.