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That would be something different today, wouldn't it?

Oh yes. I particularly used to enjoy a late-night unscripted chat show where the guests were provided with unlimited booze, wound up and let go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_Dark_(TV_series)

Aye but, with those teeth we could - like - clone him The new railway timetable that came in yesterday was so bad it made the lead item on BBC for part of the day. Just sayin'

In the UK, a local newspaper would never publish an article about a resident’s death unless they had reliable confirmation that it had happened. If you read the article it’s obvious that whilst they may not have spoken to a relative, they did speak with the residential home that she stayed in. Regardless of this, GRG and Oldest in Britain work methodically (particularly the GRG) and wouldn’t announce a death until they had irrefutable confirmation. So you’ve wasted your breath, and yes, you are a buffoon.

"As an 18-year-old guitarist in New York City, Lucas was recruited to join Miles Davis' band in 1972. "It was real simple," Lucas told The Fader of his audition. "Miles said,'You wanna be in my band, motherfucker?' And I immediately said yeah."" Easily going to be one of the most memorable quotes from an obit Ill read this year.

is it your day off from being mad

"Hello Mam whereabouts is your owner. Are you here to clean the church?"

Yeah - some colourful head on collision between weightlifting and the Eurovision Song Contest. Tbh - it'd probably be a major hit on television

Saw this and seems apt. Maddie Hatters, *meant to have been World Heavyweight Champion in 1883. Obviously nicknamed 'The Mad Hatter'. * meant as she beat a Scotsman called 'wee' Willy Harris. Can't see a cunto nicknamed 'wee' as being a heavyweight.

Pob was a hero and anyone that disagrees is a nob.

MMMDP Form Guide #40 Peter Tork 76 year old former member of the pre-fab four (Monkees). The man's cancer battle was carried out in the public domain nine years ago with him using Facebook as a news channel and means of inciting friends and fans to stump up cash for cancer research. His current website diverts those in search of news to FB where the man appears active and willing to combine day to day events with photos of activities like talking about the history of folk music. Into Zen Buddhism, healthy eating and the worthy end of the hippie dream - so he looks like a long shot.

Aye GDPR compliant and openly considerate and responsible in doing so. I mean, some people think this whole dead pooling thing is sick and then you see responsible management like that!

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. "Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

at the beginning of the year I thought it couldn't come to the wedding. Now that he is on his way, I think that he'll probably attend his grandson Louis' wedding !

There is a band called 'Deathlist' you know. Our Fort of the music scene.

Nice to see the Queen Mother made an effort.

I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I'm getting pissed off it keeps asking me, 'where do you want to go?' so I click on the icon that says 'home' and then it makes me start again

Can moderately interesting celebs stop dying until I get the fucking update out? Geez....

That bloke probably will outlive the newborn royal.

It's called Camilla.

I saw two blind guys squaring up for a fight so I shouted "My money's on the guy with the knife" Then they both ran away.

For the second year in a row, an AO Deadpool player has , themself, died. In checking the updated standings list page, the subsequent breakdown of players and their individual hits has an 'R.I.P.' next to the name of B&T's Characters. Last year, long-time player (and occasional alt.obituaries Google Group poster) King Daevid Mackenzie passed on.