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Went to a combined Burns night and Chinese New Year last night. A Chinese Burns night, I wasn’t keen on going, but they twisted my arm.

Nobody appeared to have picked this no name for the DDP. Good.

I have noticed that it has apparently become de rigueur to describe any death as sad. People have suddenly stopped reporting simply that "X has died", it's always "X has sadly died". I find this annoying because it's a thoughtless cliché. Sometimes people are happy to die, sometimes it's a blessed release, sometimes it's actually good riddance. Just stop it.

Kobe Bryant dead at 41

The story of her lost album is further fuel to this fire. https://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/britney-spears-original-doll-secret-history-lost-album To be honest we're long overdue a worldwide plague to control population levels, but coronavirus isn't it.

Look, you'd have been disappointed if this open goal had been missed...

I assure you I never followed NBA or basketball in general, but perfectly know who Kobe Bryant is and what he means to the world of basketball. Probably second only to Michael Jordan.

It has just been confirmed by CNN.I think we can safely say this is the biggest and most shocking death of the year so far ! Condolences to his wife and family of course. Sad and tragic news.

Wikipedia is down too at the moment. Hey, and Daniel arap Moi still lives.

It's down here (Scotland) too. But then I don't follow US Sports and I still knew who he was, like a more recent Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson type.

Now look @Gooseberry Crumble has gone and killed Kobe Bryant!

Harry's found useful employment at last. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7931389/Twitter-users-poke-fun-Prince-Harry-advert-showing-handyman-resemblance-royal.html

What are you struggling with? Someone enters a team, it's accepted? All male or all female is still a theme??? Also GUN was the one doing the team checks this year and he's done nothing wrong. Have you had a bad day in the oil rigs or something? Or just been drinking the stock? You don't have exclusive rights to something cos you posted the idea you dumb fuck!

You know you're on the brink of death when your skin is more than one colour

All men -- you let that qualify as a rubbish THEME? You can't be fucking serious. I don't know what's weaker, that entry, or the Admin's constitution. What fucking stupidity. I honestly can't believe you allowed that. What utter shite. Fuck, it's probably yours.

Sophie Yazzie, a member of the Navajo Nation and one of the oldest surviving female World War II veterans, has died. She was 105. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/female-navajo-veteran-dies-trnd/index.html

Takes you to 3rd place.... Joey Russ (51 points) (2 hit) {Roger Scruton / Terry Jones WC} CaptainChorizo (41 points) (3 hit) {Terry Jones / Tom Belso/Roger Scruton} gcreptile 38 points (2 hit) (Karen Simpson, Todd Portune and Danny Oosthuizen) The Mad Hatter (31 points) (2 hit) {Terry Jones/ Roger Scruton} Etushispushingupdaises (54 points) (3 hit) {Roger Scruton / Terry Jones / Jay Allen) Banana (30 points) (2 hit) {Terry Jones / Tom Belso} RadGuy (23 points) (2 hits) {Terry Jones / Tom Long) Sir Creep (23 points) (1 hit) {Jay Allen} The Quim Reaper (20 points) (1 hit) {Terry Jones} The Unknown Man (20 points) (1 hit {Terry Jones} An Fear Beag (20 points) (1 hit) {Terry Jones} Pedroo67 (20 points) (1 hit) {Terry Jones} GraveDanger (20 points) (1 hit) {Terry Jones} Whoaml (20 points) (1 hit) {Terry Jones)Sean (20 points) (1 hit) {Terry Jones) markb4 14 points (1 hit) (Christopher Tolkein) Prophet 11 points (1 hit) {Roger Scruton} Nantonian2013 11 points (1 hit) {Roger Scruton} the engineer 11 points (1 hit) {Roger Scruton} drol 11 points (1 hit) {Roger Scruton} Wormfarmer 0 points (1 hit) (David Stern) Everyone Else 0 points 0 hits

Her tumours have shrunk, she said this week: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7929807/Olivia-Newton-John-71-gives-fans-health-update-amid-stage-four-breast-cancer-battle.html

If coronavirus really gets going worldwide, both the viral deaths themselves and the general overloading of and disruption to healthcare systems at what's already a very busy time of year may well lead to a big clear out in February, nevermind 2020 overall.

I'd suggest whisky, as that's what the Scots drink.

Geez, he looks like they put him in a body bag in case he dies along the ride.

You are the shining example of why the forum is fucking dire, Toast is not.

Alright everyone, here are the official ties for round 1. JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem LizLemon vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man Annami vs Grobler HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria An Fear Bag vs Markb4 DeathByArsenic vs Sean Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep

Come on, is this ‘Bring your parents to DeathList day’? Cunts.