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And so John Prine went the same way as the drug addicted Sam Stone did. An Angel from Montgomery took John Prine today, and news of Coronavirus and plenty of health problems made him a popular cup pick in April. Both Clorox and deadsox picked Prine, but Prine was deadsox’s joker and is now even with Clorox. However, clorox still leads due to Glanzer being slightly younger than Hussein was. msc takes a 6 point lead against Sir Creep, a surprisingly big gap against the former cup runner up. An even bigger gap happens in Book vs Jiroemon, where the latter now has a 10 point lead against the former. However, the match is far from over. Also, a Prine joker has Chorizo with a 9 point lead over Quim, who will no doubt be shouting once again “arseburgers, I’m going to lose!” Grim finally brings a score in his tie against grobler, while Torva takes the lead against DeathByArsenic with a Prine joker. YoungWillz has Prine as joker while An Fear Beag just has Prine as a pick. The latter leads on hits, but watch out for that sneaky Frank Ifield pick. Finally, in a bit of a surprising move, Banana is down 6 points as Death Impends has Prine on his team. All up for a long match ahead... 1. Clorox vs Deadsox 9 - 9 2. Sir Creep vs msc 0 - 6 3. Book vs JiroemonKimura 0 - 10 4. Chorizo vs Quim Reaper 9 - 0 5. Grim vs Grobler 3 - 0 6. DeathByArsenic vs Torva 3 - 6 7. An Fear Bag vs YoungWillz 6 - 6 8. Banana vs Death Impends 0 - 6

In fact Arnold Yarrow turns 100 next week.Happy birthday to him in advance !

December 25th, Christmas Gift

I thought he died a year or two ago, and now I must have confused him for another Tory MP born in the late 30s. Anyhow, the whole duck island was one of the notorious bits of the expenses scandal, but just look how happy that duck looked after some taxpayer funded Location Location Location work:

Looks like taking him off the list is about to backfire on the committee!

It does seem to be a more quiet update - but maybe I have missed something in this age of Corona. If so, tell me. New hits are: Albert Uderzo, Honor Blackman and William Frankland. Ignacio Trelles could be a unique hit for Sir Creep, but hasn't received a QO so far. Rank Team Points 1 gcreptile 472 2 Death Impends 431 3 Banana 427 4 RadGuy 392 5 Cpt. Chorizo 377 6 The Quim Reaper 369 6 Clorox Bleachman 369 6 Joey Russ 369 9 Grave Danger 366 10 Deadsox 362 11 John Key 358 12 Skinny Kiltrunner 348 13 msc 344 14 JiroemonKimura 312 15 drol 306 16 The Unknown Man 304 17 The Mad Hatter 291 18 Torva Messor 289 19 Book 286 20 theoldlady 270 21 Sir Creep 260 22 Etushispushingupdaisies 239 22 Toast 239 24 Sean 216 25 YoungWillz 208 25 DevonDeathTrip 208 27 The Old Crem 194 28 markb4 153 29 Kenny 149 30 Chilean Way 138 31 Gooseberry Crumble 113 32 Great Uncle Bulgaria 101 33 ThePrematureBurial 100 34 Bibliogryphon 92 35 Pedro67 57

I can’t believe people are planning to step outside and “Clap for Boris”. Honestly, how fucking dare they devalue the round of applause for the NHS workers, the real heroes of this crisis, by giving a round of applause to one muttering prat who’s a bit poorly sick? He doesn’t deserve a round of applause or any further form of recognition, any more than the other 70k or however many sick people in this country.

That's probably not far off what Boris looks like at the moment!

Well I'm fucked if I am going to be eating there.....

Good to see you back! You will quickly find that I’m no longer the worst thing about this forum. The calibre has got much, much worse.

When someone else calls you a 'fighter that will pull through' you know that you are in deep shit.

Hmm covid or not covid, that is the question

And they just keep coming.The actor Allen Garfield has been taken by the virus.. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/allen-garfield-dead-actor-conversation-stunt-man-nashville-was-80-1289151

Dead from COVID-19 complications.

Daily Mail reporting the death of Sir Peter Viggers, aged 82 (best to search his name as it is only mentioned in a small section half way down the page). There is a notice in The Times which states he died back on 19th March, but because it's paywalled and then some, I can't link to it. He was of course, the Tory MP (Gosport, 1974–2010) who was exposed during the wider Expenses Scandal of 2008. He tried to claim £1645 on a duck island for his pond.

Too many places to put this. So, report of the death of Timothy Brown, NFL player turned actor who was one of only 4 actors to appear in both the film and TV versions of M*A*S*H: https://www.ballstatedaily.com/article/2020/04/sports-timothy-brown-ball-state-football IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0114790/

Will this be the first given day without any recorded deaths? What happens if there are no deaths on 1st July, followed by more deaths, then none from the 4th July onward?

10 now.

Time for Chris Grayling to shine

Ah well, no more pussy.

Hello all, long time since my last post. I am working from home which requires me getting out of bed and moving to my sofa for the day in front of a laptop, in between essential work I get to have fab irreverent group video chats with my colleagues every day which often descend into the normal innuendo chats we would have in the office. My boss described them last week as 'mental health therapy' and they really are, laughter is often the best medicine. I have been at home now since March 12th - yes we worked out early that staying at home was the best idea, sometime before Boris did. Boredom is still a factor and when not working I can be seen stalking the dog that lives across the road from my windows - I lost my own dog in December to heart failure- and playing computer games. Steam and Big Fish Games have been my solace these days. Stay safe folks and now I have finally found out how to log in here again I may well be around a bit more :-)

he did release albums of his own successfully.