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I eat curry regularly and can tell you that the easiest way to avoid the stains is to put the curry in your mouth and not to drool it all down your shirt.

No. Two reasons. One, curry is fucking horrible and two, I don't allow it in my house as the smell triggers a migraine. And three, when the old man DOES have a curry, my bog is a no-go area for about three days

That woud be the minimalist solution.

Is it rude to hope that someone has died so they're out of their misery, cause that's how I feel about Magill right now.

I am quite frankly astounded she is still going.

Seeing The Stranglers on Tuesday. Again.

Bit of a fucking killjoy arent you!

Just booked for Hawkwind - unrepentent hippie twaddle of the highest order and form studying for dead pools - can't wait

An easier way to avoid curry stains is to not eat curry.

Rapidly turning into the Bruce Forsyth of the F1 world by paying tribute to those who have passed before him...

A few years ago another Violet celebrated her 100th birthday and the local paper - The Kent Messenger - mis-printed her name to read "Violent" Classic!

Man, nobody had Surtees on the DDP Big miss

Surtees - pole position for Last Word 17 March, then

This post works brilliantly if imagined in the voice of Henry Davenport.

Violet Brown, the second-oldest person in the world, is celebrating her 117th birthday. This makes it the first time there are two people aged 117+ alive at the same time in two decades.

"Kill Yourself" message left on police officer's car. Maybe an ex-poster has decided to take trolling to a new level

The Queen's long standing fandom for cult SF is one of my favourite things about her. Not just Doctor Who, but she famously casually defended the 1950s adaption of 1984 against parliament caution about the content. Or as Nigel Kneale put it (heavily paraphrased): "One day, MPs and the press hate it, the repeat performance is off. Next day, the Queen loves, the press and MPs talk about what great TV it is, the repeat performance makes everyones career!"

Two women dead and others injured after a car went out of control in Manchester Hospitals car park. The driver was arrested on suspicion of causing death and injury by dangerous driving. He is EIGHTY NINE YEARS OLD. Now I know not all older drivers are fucking deadly but Im still waiting for my insurer to do the deed after some 70 to 80 yr old obese fucktard took me out on a roundabout ( but has denied blame) and its not the first case of people being run over in car parks by doddery old farts that press the accelerator rather than the brake. Maybe a check every three months on their suitability to drive should be mandatory when they hit 80. The damage to mine probably cost over 5K to put right, not just the door and lower arch but airbags at 2K a pop, new headlining, seat cover, belt and a zillion sensors. Thats why insurance is going through the roof, light damage but everything else that went off to protect the occupants cost a fugging FORTUNE!

via @craplocalnews

Just kick the twat out, he no longer has any redeemable qualities.

Here's a couple, can't work out how to upload video on my phone though, it says it's the wrong type of attachment. I didn't take loads, too busy having fun!

Yeah gonna disagree on Van-Zan being a Vault name, he was a key player on the Newcastle Falcons's Premiership-winning team in 1998 - so he's obitworthy on his career alone, rather than just his illness. In contrast to Suisala who only has a chance of obiting due to the dying dad sob story.

I don't think Suisala is as famous as you think he is. Anyone can be a rugby 'hopeful'. For me he definitely falls into the Sims category (if that).

Fantastic! The only thing keeping him from dying is the fact that he's still alive. And if I'm not very much mistaken it's still working