oldhollywood 85 Posted March 8, 2023 I tricked it into giving me a list of “humorous” headlines (took a few attempts but the movie script worked https://www.wikihow.com/Bypass-Chat-Gpt-Filter ) "Jimmy Carter Outlives Yet Another Doomsday Prediction" "Jimmy Carter Passes Away, Leaves World Confused About Who Will Fix Mess He Left Behind" "Jimmy Carter's Death Causes Surge in Peanut Butter Sales" "Jimmy Carter Goes Down in History as the Oldest Peanut Farmer to Ever Live" "Jimmy Carter Dies, Finally Joins 'Cool' Kids Club in Heaven" "Jimmy Carter Goes to Meet Rosalynn in the Sky, Confirms Existence of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches in Heaven" "Jimmy Carter Passes Away at 98, World Reacts With Shock That He Wasn't Already a Centenarian" "Jimmy Carter Dies, Peanut Farmers Everywhere Mourn Their Hero" "Jimmy Carter Leaves Behind Legacy of Love for Country, Peanut Butter, and '80s Rock Music" "Jimmy Carter Passes Away, World Mourns Loss of Last Politician to Use a Typewriter" Apparently it thinks he’ll outlive Rosalynn! “Peanut farmers everywhere mourn their hero” is my personal favourite. Those brave peanut farmers! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDI 105 Posted March 8, 2023 “President Peanut shelled” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted March 8, 2023 2 hours ago, oldhollywood said: "Jimmy Carter Passes Away, World Mourns Loss of Last Politician to Use a Typewriter" This is obviously incorrect, but it does make me realise: there has never been a post-typewriter US president. Obama was obviously the latest born pres and he would have gone to higher education in 1979, long before any widespread adoption of computers. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dying Probably 578 Posted March 8, 2023 I stand by "Aw, nuts" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prussianblue 1,025 Posted March 9, 2023 On 08/03/2023 at 10:32, Spade_Cooley said: This is obviously incorrect, but it does make me realise: there has never been a post-typewriter US president. Obama was obviously the latest born pres and he would have gone to higher education in 1979, long before any widespread adoption of computers. It was under the Carter administration that the everyday operations of the presidency were computerised: https://www.whitehousehistory.org/computers-at-the-white-house 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted March 9, 2023 "Carter busted his last nut" (idk) 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted March 9, 2023 Carter’s Last Contribution is a good one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted March 9, 2023 Jimmy Carted Off? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiesa52 132 Posted March 10, 2023 On 18/02/2023 at 18:30, Sinbabad said: 52 years old like football player Enrico Chiesa ? I'm 72 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elvis is alive! 75 Posted March 10, 2023 When Jimmy goes, Biden will be the oldest living president or ex-President. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoorSlammer 561 Posted March 10, 2023 1 minute ago, Elvis is alive! said: When Jimmy goes, Biden will be the oldest living president or ex-President. When was the last time the current President is also the oldest living (ex-)President? Has that ever happened before? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinbabad 1,112 Posted March 10, 2023 Yes it has : From 1981 to 1989 : Reagan He was 2 years older than living former presidents Nixon and Ford, and 13 years older than his predecessor Carter. From 5/1/1933 to 4/3/1933 : Hoover From the death of former president Coolidge to the end of his term From 1913 to 1921 : Wilson He was 1 year older than his living predecessor Taft, and 2 years older than living former president Theodore Roosevelt. From 17/1/1893 to 4/1/1893 : Harrison From the death of former president Hayes to the end of his term From 1857 to 1861 : Buchanan He was 13 years older than his predecessor Pierce and 9 years older than living former president Fillmore From 14/12/1799 to 1801 : John Adams From the death of former president Washington to the end of his term I think I haven’t forgot one. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 525 Posted March 10, 2023 18 minutes ago, Sinbabad said: Yes it has, from 1981 to 1989 Reagan was president. He was 2 years older than living former presidents Nixon and Ford, and 13 years older than his predecessor Carter Regan was also the longest lived president until November 11, 2006 (nearly 2.5 years after his death), when Ford took over that record. Ford himself would only add 45 days to the longevity record. Carter has had youth on his side for a long post-presidency, something Obama might as well have. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,916 Posted March 12, 2023 https://www.theonion.com/jimmy-carter-beginning-to-worry-that-he-will-never-die-1850198184 1 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted March 12, 2023 3 hours ago, drol said: https://www.theonion.com/jimmy-carter-beginning-to-worry-that-he-will-never-die-1850198184 Risky timing but it paid off! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dimreaper 692 Posted March 13, 2023 On 10/03/2023 at 15:18, DoorSlammer said: When was the last time the current President is also the oldest living (ex-)President? Has that ever happened before? After January 22, 1973, Richard Nixon was not only the oldest living president, but the only living president. 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted March 14, 2023 https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1635473607718584321?s=46&t=w_Magtzeyi-eKwoDhS1W3Q Biden discusses Carter's health: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter and it's finally caught up with him, but they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated because they found a breakthrough." Also reveals that he has been asked to deliver Carter's eulogy. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1635473607718584321?s=46&t=w_Magtzeyi-eKwoDhS1W3Q Biden discusses Carter's health: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter and it's finally caught up with him, but they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated because they found a breakthrough." Also reveals that he has been asked to deliver Carter's eulogy. Aye, but will Biden live long enough to do that? 2 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonah 180 Posted March 14, 2023 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, but will Biden live long enough to do that? And did Carter agree to deliver Biden's eulogy? 2 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolman5464 24 Posted March 14, 2023 11 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, but will Biden live long enough to do that? No 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,311 Posted March 14, 2023 18 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said: https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1635473607718584321?s=46&t=w_Magtzeyi-eKwoDhS1W3Q Biden discusses Carter's health: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter and it's finally caught up with him, but they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated because they found a breakthrough." Also reveals that he has been asked to deliver Carter's eulogy. Jimmy is now really justifying his place on the immortals list. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted March 15, 2023 16 hours ago, Sean said: Jimmy is now really justifying his place on the immortals list. He has been justified on that list for years lol. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,043 Posted March 15, 2023 meanwhile… they're playing with us… 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted March 15, 2023 Jimmy Carter's longevity really is the kind of thing that makes me think those "adenochrome and baby stem cells" conspiracy skitzos are onto something. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted March 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Jimmy Carter's longevity really is the kind of thing that makes me think those "adenochrome and baby stem cells" conspiracy skitzos are onto something. Do yourself a favour, write down a list of everything else they're apparently onto and then decide how clued up they really are. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
