Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

[themaninblack 2,112]

Julie Goodyear...

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

I'll play along

 

Joan Collins - Dynasty 1981 - 1989; 1991

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

Bill treacher.

[The Dead Cow 620]

Paula Tilbrook

[Toast 16,155]

Doreen Keogh for me, please.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

 

Anyone else fancy a sweep-stake on who the next soap actor to die will be. You can't have the same actor as another entrant,

 

 

Deathray - Jean Alexander (Hilda Ogen in Corrie) - 89 years old

Cat O'Falk - Bill Treacher (Arthur Fowler in Eastenders) - 85 years old

Scraggy Taters - June Brown (Dot Cotton in EastEners) - 89 years old.

Can I have Sheila Mercier?

 

That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat.

You sick puppy!!!!

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat.

You sick puppy!!!!

Story of my life! I think I'll use that as the title of my autobiography.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

 

That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat.

You sick puppy!!!!

Story of my life! I think I'll use that as the title of my autobiography.

 

I suspect David Furnish has been doing that for some time, Cat.

Mind you, maybe others have too............

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat.

You sick puppy!!!!

 

Story of my life! I think I'll use that as the title of my autobiography.

I am pretty sure that confirms the shipping between you and lardy.

[YoungWillz 21,076]

I'll go for Johnny Beattie (90 this year) formerly of River City. Just because he's on my Hartlepool Deadlypool. Comic, panto star, etc etc.

[Paul Bearer 6,116]

I'll go for Johnny Beattie (90 this year) formerly of River City. Just because he's on my Hartlepool Deadlypool. Comic, panto star, etc etc.

Beattie's still alive? I thought he died years ago.

[YoungWillz 21,076]

 

I'll go for Johnny Beattie (90 this year) formerly of River City. Just because he's on my Hartlepool Deadlypool. Comic, panto star, etc etc.

Beattie's still alive? I thought he died years ago.

 

 

One of those resistant to the Reaper's charms...

[Toast 16,155]

 

 

That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat.

You sick puppy!!!!

Story of my life! I think I'll use that as the title of my autobiography.

I am pretty sure that confirms the shipping between you and lardy.

 

 

[Deathray 2,941]

 

I'll go for Johnny Beattie (90 this year) formerly of River City. Just because he's on my Hartlepool Deadlypool. Comic, panto star, etc etc.

Beattie's still alive? I thought he died years ago.

 

 

He was only written out of River City in January, having retired last year.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

 

 

That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat.

You sick puppy!!!!

 

Story of my life! I think I'll use that as the title of my autobiography.

I am pretty sure that confirms the shipping between you and lardy.

Eh?

[Guest Guest]

 

I'll go for Johnny Beattie (90 this year) formerly of River City. Just because he's on my Hartlepool Deadlypool. Comic, panto star, etc etc.

Beattie's still alive? I thought he died years ago.

 

alive and well,looks pretty good. should last quite a few years to come

[The Happy Reaper 223]

Being a Brummie, Scraggy will know the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

For non Brummies, the difference is you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

Don't you have to explain 'wash' to the Brummies?

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

Just to add another name to the list I will pick Vivien Gray who played Mrs Mangel in Neighbours

[Scraggy Taters 290]

Being a Brummie, Scraggy will know the difference between a buffalo and a bison.

For non Brummies, the difference is you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

I have washed me hands in a buffalo, but got covered in poo and one of my marigold gloves got left in the anal cavity.

 

Hang on..

Me ? A brummie ? Meh. I'd rather be called a 'southern c*nt with a northern accent' than a 'brummie'.

 

I was unfortunate to be born in Luton.. in fact the same hospital as '80s singer Paul Young.

Though Luton now is a Halibut breeding ground shithole like Birmingham, but nearer London.

[time 8,626]

Anyone pick Morag Siller for Deathray's sweep?

[Deathray 2,941]

Anyone pick Morag Siller for Deathray's sweep?

 

Nope. Sweepstake rolls over to the next one.

[Dead Wait 1,149]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7125152/Former-Brookside-and-Hollyoaks-actor-Kristian-Ealey-dies-aged-38.html

 

The guy who played Matt Musgrove who crossed over from Brookside into Hollyoaks after it was axed has died today aged 38.....

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7125152/Former-Brookside-and-Hollyoaks-actor-Kristian-Ealey-dies-aged-38.html

 

The guy who played Matt Musgrove who crossed over from Brookside into Hollyoaks after it was axed has died today aged 38.....

Ah, Hollyoaks and Brookside. The two biggest piles of soap shit ever invented, even El Dorado was better than those two steaming piles of utter cockspaff.

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7125152/Former-Brookside-and-Hollyoaks-actor-Kristian-Ealey-dies-aged-38.html

 

The guy who played Matt Musgrove who crossed over from Brookside into Hollyoaks after it was axed has died today aged 38.....

Ah, Hollyoaks and Brookside. The two biggest piles of soap shit ever invented, even El Dorado was better than those two steaming piles of utter cockspaff.

 

 

You say that with considerable authority Lardy.

[The Happy Reaper 223]

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7125152/Former-Brookside-and-Hollyoaks-actor-Kristian-Ealey-dies-aged-38.html

 

The guy who played Matt Musgrove who crossed over from Brookside into Hollyoaks after it was axed has died today aged 38.....

Ah, Hollyoaks and Brookside. The two biggest piles of soap shit ever invented, even El Dorado was better than those two steaming piles of utter cockspaff.

 

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