The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 24, 2015 I live quite near the city of Bath, just over the border - everyone that doesn't live there thinks it's wonderful - everyone that lives within a ten mile radius thinks it's an absolute shithole. Which it is. In fact the best thing about Wiltshire is the M4, because it can take you pretty much anywhere else that isn't Wiltshire. I went to Bath a few years ago and thought it was a lovely place. Mind you, the weather was pretty shitty. It just rained. sounds more like a shower. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 24, 2015 Never been to Bath but I have been to Bristol, well Shirehampton but Bristol was for nights out on the piss. It was a massive culture shock. I had no idea that there were places other than Essex where psychopaths roamed freely and that City centres could resemble a European style outside bog. That was three weeks out of my life I never got back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 24, 2015 Bath is full of hobos, skanks and thick fucking chavs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted November 24, 2015 Bath is full of hobos, skanks and thick fucking chavs. Didn't really notice any when we were there. Then again, I wasn't looking for any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 25, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted November 25, 2015 Bath is full of hobos, skanks and thick fucking chavs. Didn't really notice any when we were there. Then again, I wasn't looking for any. Way back in 1987 went for a coupe of days holiday in Bath and I booked into a guest house with my girlfriend (now wife). The landlady would have given Roald Dahl nightmares. We ended up spending all our money and when we got back home had to reverse the charges on the phone to get picked up. We were only 17. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,046 Posted November 25, 2015 Bath is full of hobos, skanks and thick fucking chavs. Ooh, how thick? Like a baby's arm holding an apple? Bigger? *makes note about 2016 holidays* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 25, 2015 Bath is full of hobos, skanks and thick fucking chavs. Ooh, how thick? Like a baby's arm holding an apple? Bigger? *makes note about 2016 holidays* Not that type of thick, unfortunately. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 25, 2015 Now it's funny, when I was looking at the county map last night, I did think Oxfordshire, but the map I was looking at looked like the tip of Oxfordshire just missed out on Swindon, which is why I didn't mention it, however today during the course of my work I was plotting some journeys in the most cost effective way of spending Wiltshire Council's money and the map I was using showed that Oxfordshire indeed has a massive border with Wiltshire, so now I don't know who to believe anymore. Aha, I know what happened there. You were looking at the proper historic counties of England, as they were before they fiddled about with them in the 1970s. Berkshire used to have a longer border with Wiltshire because the old county border was the Thames. But they hacked off a large bit of Berkshire, and gave it to Oxfordshire. At the same time they kindly donated Slough to Berkshire, so a bit of a crap deal for Berkshire all round. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 25, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 25, 2015 Now it's funny, when I was looking at the county map last night, I did think Oxfordshire, but the map I was looking at looked like the tip of Oxfordshire just missed out on Swindon, which is why I didn't mention it, however today during the course of my work I was plotting some journeys in the most cost effective way of spending Wiltshire Council's money and the map I was using showed that Oxfordshire indeed has a massive border with Wiltshire, so now I don't know who to believe anymore. Aha, I know what happened there. You were looking at the proper historic counties of England, as they were before they fiddled about with them in the 1970s. Berkshire used to have a longer border with Wiltshire because the old county border was the Thames. But they hacked off a large bit of Berkshire, and gave it to Oxfordshire. At the same time they kindly donated Slough to Berkshire, so a bit of a crap deal for Berkshire all round. Ah, that makes perfect sense. What a pity they didn't donate Slough to Outer Mongolia. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 25, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 25, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 26, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 26, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Well come on then, who?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 26, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted November 26, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? Not even Peter Gabriel would name his kids that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 27, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? No, not a musician. I quite like Beatrix. You could call her Beer for short. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 27, 2015 Those names can all be shortened to slighty more normal names to be fair: Sab Bea Arty Gerry Leo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 27, 2015 Frogmella's a nice name. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted November 27, 2015 Why Mr Cat - did you install the CCTV at Casa Ice? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 27, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? Not even Peter Gabriel would name his kids that! I used to work in a pub that Peter Gabriel's accountant's husband used to drink in. That's my tenuous claim to fame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 27, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? Not even Peter Gabriel would name his kids that! I used to regularly get massively pissed in a pub that Peter Gabriel's accountant's husband used to drink in. That's my tenuous claim to fame. EFA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted November 27, 2015 When Toastie stated that she lived in an adjacent county to Lardy, I confess, I thought the unthinkable, we had Jeremy Clarkson amongst us!! Eh? Clarkson lives(d) in Oxfordshire. Yeah, but so do thousands of other people. Anyway, I will disclose that I don't live in the Cotswolds. Yeah, but so dont thousands of other people. Clarkson does, though, or so it says on the internet But lots of famous people live in these lovely counties. I was just chatting to one in the pub Was it Alex James out of Blur? I'm just nearly finished reading his second book, and I must say, I thought he was quite a cool geezer until I discovered the names of his five kids - Sable, Beatrix, Artemis, Geronimo and Galileo. What the fuck is wrong with some people? Not even Peter Gabriel would name his kids that! I used to work in a pub that Peter Gabriel's accountant's husband used to drink in. That's my tenuous claim to fame. I imagine being Peter Gabriel's accountant would require copious amounts of alcohol to numb the pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 27, 2015 Gabriel had a gay accountant ? Figures. ^^^accountancy joke.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
