Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Boudicca said: Aye, that went well Anyway. I woke up to a lit fire! Who says only bad girls get coal? Merry Christmas DLers! As Run DMC says, "Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good". Merry Christmas, 6Boud9icca 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,002 Posted December 25, 2018 Wishing a merry Christmas to all today Will be calm and low key for me. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 587 Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas everyone. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas! And happy holidays if you don’t celebrate Christmas. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas everyone! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted December 25, 2018 It wouldn't be Christmas Day without the traditional visit from the friend desperate to escape the bosom of his family for an hour and a spliff. He's just left. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas all! Went well. I got an electric carving knife and the obviously bad jumper from M and S from parents. They’re all watching Jane MacDonald on catch up as I hide in the kitchen.... They’ll regret that carving knife if they’re not careful..... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted December 25, 2018 A very Merry Christmas to all. If you don't celebrate: Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, a Festivus full of grievance-airings, Blessed Solstice, and a Happy Libyan Independence Day! That oughta cover it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 26, 2018 On 25/12/2018 at 12:08, Paul Bearer said: Shoplifters after being approached by 2 Tesco staff. They can afford a nice(?) car like that, but are hell bent on stealing a bit of booze. Angry mob trying to stop them with trollies. One of the workers got a broken back, might explain their haste..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-46686055 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 26, 2018 Oh to have been at THIS Christmas party! An elderly woman is said to be in critical condition after a caged brown bear she tried to feed tore off her arm and then ate it during a Christmas party. The gruesome incident, saw a 53-year-old rushed to the hospital for emergency, life-saving surgery, with locals left shellshocked. The attack unfolded at the Aidashki guest house in Achinsk, a city of a little over 100,000 people in the Krasnoyarsk Krai region of Russia. The bear was reportedly kept caged as a form of entertainment for visitors who came by the guest house and was said to be agitated because it could neither roam free or more importantly, hibernate. The victim was an employee of the small hotel and had been drinking at the Christmas party when she apparently boasted to other guests about how she was fearless enough to feed the bear. When she attempted to justify her boast, everything went wrong. SC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 26, 2018 I used to drink in here in the early 80's SC, the story is true.... https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/the-night-a-puma-went-on-rampage-in-a-leith-bar-1-3616322 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 2, 2019 One last Christmas post, I promise. Two Children Found Buried 2 Years Apart in a Yard. Their Father, a Walmart Santa, Has Been Arrested [Little girl: Santa, I would like a doll, and... Santa: You know, I think I just may have an extra doll laying around.]https://start.att.net/player/category/news/article/time-2_children_found_buried_2_years_apart_in_a_yard_th-vtime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 2, 2019 Buried 2 years apart? Big fucking yard....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, charon said: 2 years apart? Big fucking yard....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: One last Christmas post, I promise. Two Children Found Buried 2 Years Apart in a Yard. Their Father, a Walmart Santa, Has Been Arrestedhttps://start.att.net/player/category/news/article/time-2_children_found_buried_2_years_apart_in_a_yard_th-vtime this post is enough to end Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,624 Posted September 11, 2019 I hereby claim the first post of the forthcoming festive season with this story from our local newspaper rag Never Too Early Quote Mr Bramwell defended the move, saying it was “the best form of free advertising we can do”. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted September 11, 2019 Mr Bramwell defended the move, saying "I am a cunt”. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted December 23, 2019 Aye well...been some divisions and disputes this year, eh? Merry Christmas everyone!!! Let's all unite and listen to shite, or summat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSzd00YulM&fbclid=IwAR11pf0N2Za7PxbRkumE1Ckui0-NQ8b4J-U-dUEdFICJYd5CJYEEhn9ZZ4k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted December 23, 2019 Happy Yule to all. Enjoy the hostilities festivities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,405 Posted December 23, 2019 Ooh, is YouTube embedding back on?!* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIfZXSXRsYI Merry Christmas, you bloody cheeky monkey sod peeps. *EDIT: No. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted December 23, 2019 Oh youtube is broke, on a different a tack to the above post ..... https://youtu.be/bf1NIt_3D0w Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted December 23, 2019 What Christmas is really like. According to Tom Lehrer. Enjoy the season y'all. https://youtu.be/DtZR3lJobjw 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted December 23, 2019 We have already got three Christmas threads; do we really need a fourth? https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/6198-the-deathlist-christmas-special/ https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/7718-christmas-gift-guide/ https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/2230-christmas/ (29 pages long) Bah humbug. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted December 24, 2019 My personal favourite Christmas song . https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8 Happy Christmas everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
