time 8,626 Posted December 25, 2022 Morning all, and a Merry Christmas (other festivals are available). I hope everyone got what they wanted this year - I got my gas bill. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,008 Posted December 25, 2022 Merry Christmas, all! I also evaded Whamageddon, I've been working from home this season and mostly have left the house just for groceries, so those grocery trips were the only major risks. But that never materialized. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted December 25, 2022 Merry Christmas ma dudes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,455 Posted January 3, 2023 Now that the Christmas decorations are coming down... Does anyone have a cursed Christmas heirloom that they wish to share? I do. My great-aunt bought this for my grandparents for Christmas in 1999. That set of grandparents have long since died, but it lives. The batteries have never been changed. There's a button to turn it on but quite frankly it comes on whenever it wants. Actually, that's what happened when I tried to film it today, hence the start being cut off. Can be scary at night. The off switch is for decoration only. It plays its cover of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree for 80 seconds and there is nothing you can do to make it shut up. It used to be in A Major but now it's sort of between keys and then it jumps down an octave. I have no idea why there's an upside-down "Happy Birthday" sticker on the side. Having said that, we always look forward to unpacking it and seeing what zombified state it's in. Going to film it every year from now on, until those dusty poinsettias finally stop spinning. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted August 12, 2023 Buying a newspaper this morning and the supplement fell out on to the counter and I actually gave an involuntary sN-word at the back page offer I mean who actually buys this stuff! £200 - one figure delivered every four week between now and the festive season 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted August 12, 2023 Holy fuck. Bring on the apocalypse. Humanity no longer deserves to live. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted November 2, 2023 FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFF 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted November 2, 2023 1 hour ago, TQR said: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFF Surely the annoying hit from cancer ridden Noddy Holder etc will put him in the shade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted November 14, 2023 A campaign has started to get Highway To Hell to Christmas No.1 this year to mark AC/DC’s 50th anniversary. I’ll fully support this if it means them sausage roll cunts fail and fuck right off, though I’d have preferred the campaign from last year to get The Specials to no.1 to have been successful. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 15, 2023 8 hours ago, TQR said: A campaign has started to get Highway To Hell to Christmas No.1 this year to mark AC/DC’s 50th anniversary. I’ll fully support this if it means them sausage roll cunts fail and fuck right off, though I’d have preferred the campaign from last year to get The Specials to no.1 to have been successful. Phil Rudd could be this year’s Santa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted November 15, 2023 Tbh I'd say this campaign might be futile looking at the state of Shane MacGowan. Almost certain FONY will finally make No.1 in the event of his demise within the next 5 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,483 Posted November 21, 2023 An early Christmas present for all of us. No LadBaby this year. I'm already cheerier. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted November 21, 2023 1 hour ago, msc said: An early Christmas present for all of us. No LadBaby this year. I'm already cheerier. Will Cliff Richard be taking over instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted November 21, 2023 As a present to all Tory wankers, there’s no Kunts this year either. Christ, the charts are shaping up to be almost normal this year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted November 21, 2023 28 minutes ago, TQR said: As a present to all Tory wankers, there’s no Kunts this year either. Christ, the charts are shaping up to be almost normal this year! A rose by any other name ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted December 2, 2023 Did we all forget this year? Anyways it started yesterday so if you heard it and forgot it started bad luck to you: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 2, 2023 12 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Did we all forget this year? Anyways it started yesterday so if you heard it and forgot it started bad luck to you: I have never seen the point to this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted December 2, 2023 29 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Did we all forget this year? Anyways it started yesterday so if you heard it and forgot it started bad luck to you: I’m afraid I must recuse myself this year what with being the host of the Christmas music game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,116 Posted December 2, 2023 On 21/11/2023 at 09:02, msc said: An early Christmas present for all of us. No LadBaby this year. I'm already cheerier. On 21/11/2023 at 10:07, Bentrovato said: Will Cliff Richard be taking over instead? I'm pretty certain Fairytale of New York might just sneak it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,292 Posted December 2, 2023 First out this year on Whamageddon. In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted December 2, 2023 18 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out. God yes, there were hundreds of these things bowling about last weekend! Wham, Mariah, Shakey, the bloody lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,116 Posted December 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: First out this year on Whamageddon. In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out. Feel free to copy and paste this when you get whamed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted December 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: First out this year on Whamageddon. In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out. I didn't even get out of the starting blocks, less than a minute after midnight OSPjr came into the bedroom playing it at full volume, he had set his alarm to get me as soon as possible, apparently he had been planning it for months, wee shite 1 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
