Toast 15,844 Posted December 20, 2023 Going for dinner in a pub shortly so putting myself in the firing line. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,007 Posted December 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Toast said: Going for dinner in a pub shortly so putting myself in the firing line. Good luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,844 Posted December 21, 2023 6 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: 6 hours ago, Toast said: Going for dinner in a pub shortly so putting myself in the firing line. Good luck. It was fine. Mercifully no music being played. I'm beginning to wonder if it's my brain deliberately tuning it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 1,995 Posted December 22, 2023 On 15/12/2022 at 16:00, Summer in Transylvania said: Balls. I'm out. Yesterday I was in the supermarket for so long without hearing it I figured my luck was going to run out soon and now it has. What got me was a Christmas songs Kahoot with friends. Only realised what I had done when it was too late. Balls once again. I thought that I would be safe with the radio on, given that I had managed to avoid it for three weeks. Alas. It's still a week better than last year, though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,310 Posted December 24, 2023 Penile fractures, all around us, People playing, having fun, ’Tis the season, love and understanding, Merry Christmas everyone 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,310 Posted December 24, 2023 10 hours ago, TQR said: Penile fractures, all around us, People playing, having fun, ’Tis the season, love and understanding, Merry Christmas everyone I should probably clarify, especially now with the 'shock' reaction, that the link only goes to a Guardian article about doctors warning those in possession of or who engage with a penis that penile fracture cases increase significantly at Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,844 Posted December 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, TQR said: I should probably clarify, especially now with the 'shock' reaction, that the link only goes to a Guardian article about doctors warning those in possession of or who engage with a penis that penile fracture cases increase significantly at Christmas. Yes, I know. It was the details in the article that made me Meanwhile I've just been "Whammed". It came up unexpectedly in a spoof video where various celebs were miming to Christmas songs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,319 Posted December 25, 2023 That's my first time surviving Whamageddon (it's really easy, just get sick and don't go outside)! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 1,995 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas, all, and congratulations to those who, like Clorox, managed to evade a Whamming. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,862 Posted December 25, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 07:09, Death Impends said: Came my closest thus far when at Walmart on Saturday and they were playing Last Christmas, but it wasn't the original. So still unwhammed. This cover remained my closest shave, but I remained unwhammed. Work from home a definite secret weapon! Merry Christmas all! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 20,650 Posted December 25, 2023 The greatest UK Christmas #1 that never was, disappointingly. Sums up my DDP hopes every year. Happy Christmas, joyeux noel, etc etc. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 579 Posted December 25, 2023 Happy Christmas to all. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,939 Posted December 25, 2023 I wish you all a merry Christmas, much peace, love and health to you all 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,491 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas Everyone. I hope, in the words of Paul McCartney, you're Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas! time. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,669 Posted December 25, 2023 Wherever you are, may you all manage to avoid Mrs Brown’s Boys. 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 1,879 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas to everyone, even those of you who I don't like. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Immortal 606 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas to all. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,663 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas everybody, hope you've all had a lovely day! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,062 Posted December 25, 2023 Happy/Merry Christmas from the Great Lakes (where it’s a stunning 11°C). A blessed day to all y’all, pets included! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AstroKat 424 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas to all. I hope you have all had a lovely day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 702 Posted December 25, 2023 Merry Christmas everyone! And all the best in 2024. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,062 Posted December 30, 2023 Mary took her sandals off for one thing and one thing only. This wasn’t that thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,184 Posted January 2 So, no more Santa in our house, had to tell OSP Jr yesterday, floods of tears that we had been lying to him all his life . Thankfully a lot better today even after he realised the same went for the elf, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy. Thank fuck I don't have to do the elf anymore! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,844 Posted January 2 5 minutes ago, One shot Paddy said: So, no more Santa in our house, had to tell OSP Jr yesterday, floods of tears that we had been lying to him all his life . Thankfully a lot better today even after he realised the same went for the elf, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy. This might cheer him up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
