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Morning all, and a Merry Christmas (other festivals are available).

 

I hope everyone got what they wanted this year - I got my gas bill.

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Merry Christmas, all!

 

I also evaded Whamageddon, I've been working from home this season and mostly have left the house just for groceries, so those grocery trips were the only major risks. But that never materialized.

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Now that the Christmas decorations are coming down...

 

Does anyone have a cursed Christmas heirloom that they wish to share? I do.

 

My great-aunt bought this for my grandparents for Christmas in 1999. That set of grandparents have long since died, but it lives. The batteries have never been changed. There's a button to turn it on but quite frankly it comes on whenever it wants. Actually, that's what happened when I tried to film it today, hence the start being cut off. Can be scary at night.

 

The off switch is for decoration only. It plays its cover of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree for 80 seconds and there is nothing you can do to make it shut up. It used to be in A Major but now it's sort of between keys and then it jumps down an octave. I have no idea why there's an upside-down "Happy Birthday" sticker on the side.

 

Having said that, we always look forward to unpacking it and seeing what zombified state it's in. Going to film it every year from now on, until those dusty poinsettias finally stop spinning.

 

 

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Buying a newspaper this morning and the supplement fell out on to the counter and I actually gave an involuntary sN-word at the back page offer

 

I mean who actually buys this stuff!

 

£200 -  one figure delivered every four week between now and the festive season

 

 

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Holy fuck.

 

Bring on the apocalypse. Humanity no longer deserves to live.

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A campaign has started to get Highway To Hell to Christmas No.1 this year to mark AC/DC’s 50th anniversary. 
 

I’ll fully support this if it means them sausage roll cunts fail and fuck right off, though I’d have preferred the campaign from last year to get The Specials to no.1 to have been successful.

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8 hours ago, TQR said:

A campaign has started to get Highway To Hell to Christmas No.1 this year to mark AC/DC’s 50th anniversary. 
 

I’ll fully support this if it means them sausage roll cunts fail and fuck right off, though I’d have preferred the campaign from last year to get The Specials to no.1 to have been successful.


Phil Rudd could be this year’s Santa.

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Tbh I'd say this campaign might be futile looking at the state of Shane MacGowan. Almost certain FONY will finally make No.1 in the event of his demise within the next 5 weeks.

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An early Christmas present for all of us.

 

No LadBaby this year.

 

I'm already cheerier.

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As a present to all Tory wankers, there’s no Kunts this year either.

 

Christ, the charts are shaping up to be almost normal this year!

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28 minutes ago, TQR said:

As a present to all Tory wankers, there’s no Kunts this year either.

Christ, the charts are shaping up to be almost normal this year!

 

A rose by any other name .....

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Did we all forget this year? Anyways it started yesterday so if you heard it and forgot it started bad luck to you: 

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12 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Did we all forget this year? Anyways it started yesterday so if you heard it and forgot it started bad luck to you: 

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I have never seen the point to this.

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29 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Did we all forget this year? Anyways it started yesterday so if you heard it and forgot it started bad luck to you: 

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I’m afraid I must recuse myself this year what with being the host of the Christmas music game.

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On 21/11/2023 at 09:02, msc said:

An early Christmas present for all of us.

 

No LadBaby this year.

 

I'm already cheerier.

 

On 21/11/2023 at 10:07, Bentrovato said:

Will Cliff Richard be taking over instead?

I'm pretty certain Fairytale of New York might just sneak it  

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First out this year on Whamageddon.

In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out.

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18 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:

In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out.

 

God yes, there were hundreds of these things bowling about last weekend! Wham, Mariah, Shakey, the bloody lot.

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1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:

First out this year on Whamageddon.

In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out.

Feel free to copy and paste this when you get whamed.   :D

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2 hours ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:

First out this year on Whamageddon.

In London today with GAB to see a show for a wedding anniversary celebration and some bloke on a tricycle pulling an illuminated trailer was blaring it out.

 

 

I didn't even get out of the starting blocks, less than a minute after midnight OSPjr came into the bedroom playing it at full volume, he had set his alarm to get me as soon as possible, apparently he had been planning it for months, wee shite:lol:

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