TQR 14,387 Posted February 10, 2018 11 hours ago, YoungWillz said: His dad has reportedly died: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-gascoignes-dad-john-dead-12000961 Push him over the edge....? Oh yeah, he'll have to raise a toast to father. Then another one. And another. Keep going. One more. And another for luck... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,341 Posted March 15, 2018 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5812697/bianca-gascoigne-hospital-dangerous-illness/ More family stress for Gazza as his daughter is rushed to hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,135 Posted March 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5812697/bianca-gascoigne-hospital-dangerous-illness/ More family stress for Gazza as his daughter is rushed to hospital. I see they have a helpful educational panel captioned "What is quinsy?" They should have another one captioned "Who is Bianca Gascoigne?" 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted March 15, 2018 Well, quinsy is that thing Bianca Gasscoigne has and Bianca Gascoigne is the one who has quinsy. They were made for each other - unless Bianca Gascoigne also happens to be quinsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, gcreptile said: Well, quinsy is that thing Bianca Gasscoigne has and Bianca Gascoigne is the one who has quinsy. They were made for each other - unless Bianca Gascoigne also happens to be quinsy. No, that was Jack Klugman. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted March 16, 2018 3 hours ago, msc said: No, that was Jack Klugman. Now that's odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 25, 2018 Re Bianca and Quinsy - as a rule it's treatable without hospital admission. Either she's had a rapidly erupting case (in which case for one so young her immune system is tardy to say the least) or she's been living in denial about the symptoms. Incidentally, she's Gazza's adopted daughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Re Bianca and Quinsy - as a rule it's treatable without hospital admission. Either she's had a rapidly erupting case (in which case for one so young her immune system is tardy to say the least) or she's been living in denial about the symptoms. Incidentally, she's Gazza's adopted daughter True. Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: True. Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror? Amazingly Gazza is the most likeable out of that shower of shit family, his ex-wife is a fucking dog that was happy to keep the famous surname to make cash out of her sob stories, ditto stepdaughter. Whoever thought a fucking mental alcy would be the upstandingist member of the family? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: True. Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror? Gazza’s sperm probably couldn’t find its way to the egg, too busy throwing up in the lungs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 30, 2018 On 25/03/2018 at 17:11, Lard Bazaar said: Amazingly Gazza is the most likeable out of that shower of shit family, his ex-wife is a fucking dog that was happy to keep the famous surname to make cash out of her sob stories, ditto stepdaughter. Whoever thought a fucking mental alcy would be the upstandingist member of the family? Bit harsh on young Regan, mind Granted his genes are against him but he's yet to seriously go off the rails. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 30, 2018 3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Bit harsh on young Regan, mind Granted his genes are against him but he's yet to seriously go off the rails. You can shut it an’ all, I had a treble on today that necessitated a Carlisle score draw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 31, 2018 15 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: You can shut it an’ all, I had a treble on today that necessitated a Carlisle score draw Tbh Lardy I'd have predicted a draw - blame the Cheltenham defender who thought it neccessary to concede a penalty, or our in form keeper Jack Bonham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 31, 2018 8 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Tbh Lardy I'd have predicted a draw - blame the Cheltenham defender who thought it neccessary to concede a penalty, or our in form keeper Jack Bonham If only I actually knew something about football! I’d be RICH, I tell you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathClock 379 Posted May 26, 2018 Happy 51st birthday Gazza!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 27, 2018 19 hours ago, DeathClock said: Happy 51st birthday Gazza!!!!! I hope he isn't celebrating with anything other than cake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 27, 2018 2 hours ago, the_engineer said: I hope he isn't celebrating with anything other than cake Noel Edmonds would have something to say about that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yama 57 Posted May 29, 2018 Must be the youngest person in the list... What's the record for youngest hit in Deathlist history? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Yama said: Must be the youngest person in the list... What's the record for youngest hit in Deathlist history? Clearly you weren’t on this site in February of last year, when Joost died. Youngest hit ever, however, is currently Helen Rollason at 43... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet 251 Posted May 29, 2018 The youngest candidate ever was Baby Lineker. He was one year old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted May 29, 2018 John Curry was 44 Simon Cadell was 45.Tim Gulliksen was 44. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted May 29, 2018 Yeah Joey is right it is Rollason who holds that unfortunate distinction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 29, 2018 38 minutes ago, Prophet said: The youngest candidate ever was Baby Lineker. He was one year old. And with ever increasing life expectancies has an outside chance to still be alive 100 years after appearing on The Death List. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,572 Posted May 29, 2018 Really they should reserve a slot for a potential record breaker every year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted May 29, 2018 AFAIK 'Baby' Lineker was never on the list, the list never has children on it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
