CarolAnn 924 Posted January 3, 2017 LFN, I hate it when you get me thinking, especially when I'm sent down Reminiscence Road..... Cars in red were mine, others were only mine by virtue of community property laws. I get credit 'cause I helped pay for them. Some years are a little hazy. I'm old. Sue me. 1982:1972 Plymouth Duster - best car I ever owned until my ex husband ran it into the side of a high school. Really. ~1985: 1979 Dodge Charger Super Bee - woohoo! Childless, gorgeous, and a raging alcoholic in this one. No, my ex did not have a key. ~1985: 1977 (?) Chevy Cheyenne - ex husband about killed me with an exploding battery in this one 1989: 1989 Dodge Shadow - came with an epic "Dodge Girls have more fun" stadium jacket. I put 95K miles on this car before I had to replace the clutch. 1994: 1978 (?) Toyota Cressida - absolutely hated this car. Drove it as a favor to my current husband. I am still making him pay for it. ~1997: 1995 Toyota Paseo - was a great car until my oldest topped 5'8". 2000: 1998 Pontiac GrandAm - the less said, the better. 2000: 1997 (?) Mustang - chick mustang. Not worth discussing. 2002: 1998 Mustang GT - beginning of husband's midlife crisis (that hasn't ended). 2004: 2004 Dodge Intrepid - best Mom car I ever owned. You could fit a kindergarten class in the trunk. 2005: 2005 Pontiac GTO 6.0 - more midlife crisis. 2008: 2008 Pontiac Solstice - even more midlife crisis. 2008: 2008 Jeep Patriot - if you look hard enough you will find the beginnings of a class action lawsuit on this car. Beside the point, though, because my husband totaled it. Yes, there is a pattern in my life. 2013: 2012 Toyota Yaris - my current Texas to California commute vehicle. 2015: 2012 Honda CBR250R - temporary motorcycle. 2015: 2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Mean Streak - damn thing sets off car alarms. 2016: 2012 Yamaha R1 - just a streak of white going by. 17 cars/motorcycles in 34 years. Not 50, but every one of them has a story. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 3, 2017 LFN, I hate it when you get me thinking, especially when I'm sent down Reminiscence Road..... Cars in red were mine, others were only mine by virtue of community property laws. I get credit 'cause I helped pay for them. Some years are a little hazy. I'm old. Sue me. 1982:1972 Plymouth Duster - best car I ever owned until my ex husband ran it into the side of a high school. Really. ~1985: 1979 Dodge Charger Super Bee - woohoo! Childless, gorgeous, and a raging alcoholic in this one. No, my ex did not have a key. ~1985: 1977 (?) Chevy Cheyenne - ex husband about killed me with an exploding battery in this one 1989: 1989 Dodge Shadow - came with an epic "Dodge Girls have more fun" stadium jacket. I put 95K miles on this car before I had to replace the clutch. 1994: 1978 (?) Toyota Cressida - absolutely hated this car. Drove it as a favor to my current husband. I am still making him pay for it. ~1997: 1995 Toyota Paseo - was a great car until my oldest topped 5'8". 2000: 1998 Pontiac GrandAm - the less said, the better. 2000: 1997 (?) Mustang - chick mustang. Not worth discussing. 2002: 1998 Mustang GT - beginning of husband's midlife crisis (that hasn't ended). 2004: 2004 Dodge Intrepid - best Mom car I ever owned. You could fit a kindergarten class in the trunk. 2005: 2005 Pontiac GTO 6.0 - more midlife crisis. 2008: 2008 Pontiac Solstice - even more midlife crisis. 2008: 2008 Jeep Patriot - if you look hard enough you will find the beginnings of a class action lawsuit on this car. Beside the point, though, because my husband totaled it. Yes, there is a pattern in my life. 2013: 2012 Toyota Yaris - my current Texas to California commute vehicle. 2015: 2012 Honda CBR250R - temporary motorcycle. 2015: 2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Mean Streak - damn thing sets off car alarms. 2016: 2012 Yamaha R1 - just a streak of white going by. 17 cars/motorcycles in 34 years. Not 50, but every one of them has a story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted January 3, 2017 Right.. 84 ford fiesta - rode it silly, no license. 89 pug 307 hdi - company car 02 golf mk2 -loved it 07 - Mondeo 2.0, went like shit, had it 4 days to get home, sold for more than I paid. 09 - Scooby , rugged as fuck. Couldn't wreck it, and I tried. Ten- fiesta - heap Ten- frontera, rolled it , no tax, insurance etc... Got off with it. Eleven - Skoda Octavia - 250,000 and more Twelve -beemer estate, threw a belt Thirteen, mg something. Made in England. Nuff said Thirteen - pug 307. French shite. Current- Audi a4 Nazi class. Missing a couple , they'll be British made.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,762 Posted January 3, 2017 Joining in, my entire car history... . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 3, 2017 Ooh fun. W reg Fiat 128 - someone broke into it and ripped out the ignition, thus a write off B reg Citroen BX - scrapped E reg Citroen BX - scrapped as well I think L reg Citroen ZX - written off thanks to a fucking stupid old woman, I fucking loved that car K reg Honda Civic automatic - sold to a kebab shop owner in Bristol Y reg RENAULT SCENIC, the current Lardmobile Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted January 3, 2017 Joining in, my entire car history... . Yours is the same as mine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,844 Posted January 4, 2017 A red Mini Clubman estate, I think there was a discussion about these with photos somewhere. A blue Talbot Samba (French shite) A blue Maestro A silver Escort A blue Fiesta Don't think I've missed any out. All scrapped because I hang on to cars until they start to fall apart. Except the Escort, which I sold to some ebay chancers when I knew something expensive was about to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted January 4, 2017 Woah. I forgot I had a Pinto at one time. Obviously I never got rear-ended in it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 4, 2017 Right.. 84 ford fiesta - rode it silly, no license. 89 pug 307 hdi - company car 02 golf mk2 -loved it 07 - Mondeo 2.0, went like shit, had it 4 days to get home, sold for more than I paid. 09 - Scooby , rugged as fuck. Couldn't wreck it, and I tried. Ten- fiesta - heap Ten- frontera, rolled it , no tax, insurance etc... Got off with it. Eleven - Skoda Octavia - 250,000 and more Twelve -beemer estate, threw a belt Thirteen, mg something. Made in England. Nuff said Thirteen - pug 307. French shite. Current- Audi a4 Nazi class. Missing a couple , they'll be British made.... You, in a company car, in a suit, employee of the month...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,405 Posted January 4, 2017 red nissan mirca 2004 - 2007 2007 - 2010 I was poor alfa romeo giulietta 2010 - 2015 Nissan Juke 2015 - present Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 4, 2017 Ok... 1971 Hillman Hunter GT 1972 Vauxhall Victor Estate 1973 Saab 99 1961 Morris Mini Minor 1976 Vauxhall Chevette 1976 Fiat 131 Estate 1970 Hillman Avenger 1973 Vauxhall Viva 1973 Ford Granada Ghia 1976 Vauxhall Cavalier 1974 Ford Cortina 2000E 1974 Ford Cortina 2.0 LTR XL 1980 Vauxhall Chevette 1983 Vauxhall Astra Estate 1984 Ford Sierra 2.0 LTR Ghia 1982 Ford Escort 1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 XL 1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 1984 Vauxhall Astra Hatchback 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 CDi 1992 Ford Escort TD 1986 Vauxhall Senator 3.0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier Hatch 1984 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 1987 Renault 11 TXE 1990 Rover 416GSi 2000 Hyundai Accent Hatch 2001 Honda CRV 2002 Ford Focus TD 2002 Rover 75 2002 MG ZT 190 1991 Renault Trafic 1999 Opel Monterray 2004 Vauxhall Zafira 1998 Seat Ibiza TD 1996 Vauxhall Cavalier SRI 2007 Renault Clio Tom Tom 2010 Renault Clio GT 2011 Renault Megane Coupe 2014 Skoda Fabia Monte Carlo 2016 Skoda Octavia ( some old c**t tried to write it off... ) and... 5 Reliant Scimitar 6As 1 Reliant Scimitar 5A 1 Capri 2.8 Injection 1 Rover V8 P6 1 Mercedes Benz 420 SE 1 Lotus Excel ( still have it) 1 Pontiac Firebird ( still have it ) ....and a Partridge in a Pear Tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caisson 37 Posted January 4, 2017 Ok... 1971 Hillman Hunter GT 0 1972 Vauxhall Victor Estate 0 1973 Saab 99 0 1961 Morris Mini Minor 0 1976 Vauxhall Chevette 0 1976 Fiat 131 Estate 0 1970 Hillman Avenger 0 1973 Vauxhall Viva 0 1973 Ford Granada Ghia 0 1976 Vauxhall Cavalier 0 1974 Ford Cortina 2000E 0 1974 Ford Cortina 2.0 LTR XL 0 1980 Vauxhall Chevette 0 1983 Vauxhall Astra Estate 0 1984 Ford Sierra 2.0 LTR Ghia 0 1982 Ford Escort 0 1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 XL 0 1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 0 1984 Vauxhall Astra Hatchback 0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 CDi 0 1992 Ford Escort TD 0 1986 Vauxhall Senator 3.0 0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier Hatch 0 1984 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 0 1987 Renault 11 TXE 0 1990 Rover 416GSi 7 2000 Hyundai Accent Hatch 0 2001 Honda CRV 0 2002 Ford Focus TD 0 2002 Rover 75 0 2002 MG ZT 190 0 1991 Renault Trafi c 0 1999 Opel Monterray 0 2004 Vauxhall Zafira 0 1998 Seat Ibiza TD 0 1996 Vauxhall Caval ier SRI 0 2007 Renault Clio Tom Tom 0 2010 Renault Clio GT 0 2011 Renault Megane Co upe 0 2014 Skoda Fabia Monte Carlo 0 2016 S 0koda Octavia ( some old c**t tried to write it off... ) 0 and... 5 Reliant Scimitar 6As 0 1 Reliant Scimitar 5A 0 1 Capri 2.8 Injec tion 0 1 Rover V8 P6 0 1 Mercedes Benz 420 SE 0 1 Lotus Excel ( still have it) 0 1 Pontiac Firebird ( still have it ) 0 ....and a Partridge in a Pear Tree 0 Edited for how many inches each one added to your dick 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 4, 2017 Ok... 1971 Hillman Hunter GT 0 1972 Vauxhall Victor Estate 0 1973 Saab 99 0 1961 Morris Mini Minor 0 1976 Vauxhall Chevette 0 1976 Fiat 131 Estate 0 1970 Hillman Avenger 0 1973 Vauxhall Viva 0 1973 Ford Granada Ghia 0 1976 Vauxhall Cavalier 0 1974 Ford Cortina 2000E 0 1974 Ford Cortina 2.0 LTR XL 0 1980 Vauxhall Chevette 0 1983 Vauxhall Astra Estate 0 1984 Ford Sierra 2.0 LTR Ghia 0 1982 Ford Escort 0 1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 XL 0 1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 0 1984 Vauxhall Astra Hatchback 0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 CDi 0 1992 Ford Escort TD 0 1986 Vauxhall Senator 3.0 0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier Hatch 0 1984 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 0 1987 Renault 11 TXE 0 1990 Rover 416GSi 0 2000 Hyundai Accent Hatch 0 2001 Honda CRV 0 2002 Ford Focus TD 0 2002 Rover 75 0 2002 MG ZT 190 0 1991 Renault Trafi c 0 1999 Opel Monterray 0 2004 Vauxhall Zafira 0 1998 Seat Ibiza TD 0 1996 Vauxhall Caval ier SRI 0 2007 Renault Clio Tom Tom 0 2010 Renault Clio GT 0 2011 Renault Megane Co upe 0 2014 Skoda Fabia Monte Carlo 0 2016 S 0koda Octavia ( some old c**t tried to write it off... ) 0 and... 5 Reliant Scimitar 6As 0 1 Reliant Scimitar 5A 0 1 Capri 2.8 Injec tion 0 1 Rover V8 P6 0 1 Mercedes Benz 420 SE 0 1 Lotus Excel ( still have it) 0 1 Pontiac Firebird ( still have it ) 0 ....and a Partridge in a Pear Tree 0 Edited for how many inches each one added to your dick 100% Zorders or his love child. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 4, 2017 The ABC Cinema name is no more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted January 4, 2017 http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/01/foo-fighters-to-spend-2017-recording-new-album/ Get in, hopefully be out early 2018. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 4, 2017 http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/01/foo-fighters-to-spend-2017-recording-new-album/ Get in, hopefully be out early 2018. That will be Lardy getting wet knickers then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted January 4, 2017 http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/01/foo-fighters-to-spend-2017-recording-new-album/ Get in, hopefully be out early 2018. That will be Lardy getting wet knickers then. Don't mind a bit of Foo myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 4, 2017 Ok... 1971 Hillman Hunter GT 0 1972 Vauxhall Victor Estate 0 1973 Saab 99 0 1961 Morris Mini Minor 0 1976 Vauxhall Chevette 0 1976 Fiat 131 Estate 0 1970 Hillman Avenger 0 1973 Vauxhall Viva 0 1973 Ford Granada Ghia 0 1976 Vauxhall Cavalier 0 1974 Ford Cortina 2000E 0 1974 Ford Cortina 2.0 LTR XL 0 1980 Vauxhall Chevette 0 1983 Vauxhall Astra Estate 0 1984 Ford Sierra 2.0 LTR Ghia 0 1982 Ford Escort 0 1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 XL 0 1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 0 1984 Vauxhall Astra Hatchback 0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 CDi 0 1992 Ford Escort TD 0 1986 Vauxhall Senator 3.0 0 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier Hatch 0 1984 Ford Sierra 1.6 GL 0 1987 Renault 11 TXE 0 1990 Rover 416GSi 0 2000 Hyundai Accent Hatch 0 2001 Honda CRV 0 2002 Ford Focus TD 0 2002 Rover 75 0 2002 MG ZT 190 0 1991 Renault Trafi c 0 1999 Opel Monterray 0 2004 Vauxhall Zafira 0 1998 Seat Ibiza TD 0 1996 Vauxhall Caval ier SRI 0 2007 Renault Clio Tom Tom 0 2010 Renault Clio GT 0 2011 Renault Megane Co upe 0 2014 Skoda Fabia Monte Carlo 0 2016 S 0koda Octavia ( some old c**t tried to write it off... ) 0 and... 5 Reliant Scimitar 6As 0 1 Reliant Scimitar 5A 0 1 Capri 2.8 Injec tion 0 1 Rover V8 P6 0 1 Mercedes Benz 420 SE 0 1 Lotus Excel ( still have it) 0 1 Pontiac Firebird ( still have it ) 0 ....and a Partridge in a Pear Tree 0 Edited for how many inches each one added to your dick Now that was pretty funny 😄😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 4, 2017 http://consequenceofsound.net/2017/01/foo-fighters-to-spend-2017-recording-new-album/ Get in, hopefully be out early 2018. That will be Lardy getting wet knickers then. JIZZING MATE 👍 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted January 5, 2017 I've got a feeling that an absolutely massive death will be on the headlines when I wake up tomorrow. We're five days into 2017 and there hasn't been one yet, but tomorrow there will be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted January 5, 2017 I've got a feeling that an absolutely massive death will be on the headlines when I wake up tomorrow. We're five days into 2017 and there hasn't been one yet, but tomorrow there will be. Charles Manson? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted January 6, 2017 Just totaled my car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angels 32 Posted January 6, 2017 Just totaled my car. Sorry to hear that. Are you physically ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted January 6, 2017 I've got a feeling that an absolutely massive death will be on the headlines when I wake up tomorrow. We're five days into 2017 and there hasn't been one yet, but tomorrow there will be. Stay in bed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caisson 37 Posted January 6, 2017 Just totaled my car. So how much does it add up to 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
