Brad252 807 Posted May 23, 2023 He can do dodgy paintings of the Queen all over again in the underworld. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted May 23, 2023 Personally, I for one am glad that a cool detached young American is writing the DDP obits now, and not someone like me likely to mention how he RUINED A GENERATIONS CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THE TRAITOROUS NONCE BASTARD FUCK HIM TO HELL. 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,145 Posted May 23, 2023 Stairway to Hell…. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philheybrookbay1 247 Posted May 23, 2023 I’m guessing as it’s come out of Maidenhead registry - it was some days ago? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,977 Posted May 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, msc said: Personally, I for one am glad that a cool detached young American is writing the DDP obits now, and not someone like me likely to mention how he RUINED A GENERATIONS CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THE TRAITOROUS NONCE BASTARD FUCK HIM TO HELL. An American writing Rolf and a non-wrestling fan writing Superstar. Shades of Phil Spector being an obit from you and not me. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon Brittan 294 Posted May 23, 2023 Jake the pegged it. Wonderful musician horrible old leech. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted May 23, 2023 He couldn't even outlive Jimmy Carter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted May 23, 2023 12 minutes ago, msc said: he RUINED A GENERATIONS CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THE TRAITOROUS NONCE BASTARD FUCK HIM TO HELL. Yep. I watched Animal Hospital as a young’un, blissfully unaware that I was his type. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,529 Posted May 23, 2023 My childhood remains unruined, as I much preferred Stay Tooned! with Tony Robinson to Rolf's Cartoon Club when it came to Sunday afternoon filler. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted May 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, TQR said: Yep. I watched Animal Hospital as a young’un, blissfully unaware that I was his type. Yeah. Well, now it was his turn to have a problem with a dodgy ticker and he didn't make it through the night. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted May 23, 2023 Looks as if he actually had died when the mystery van came, and his family have managed to cover it up and have the funeral without publicity. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,605 Posted May 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, Philheybrookbay1 said: I’m guessing as it’s come out of Maidenhead registry - it was some days ago? The day of the private ambulance. Been confirmed that he died at home and that Alwyn is still alive. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted May 23, 2023 19 minutes ago, msc said: Personally, I for one am glad that a cool detached young American is writing the DDP obits now, and not someone like me likely to mention how he RUINED A GENERATIONS CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THE TRAITOROUS NONCE BASTARD FUCK HIM TO HELL. On the Yew Tree nonce scale he is probably mid way between Jimmy Savile and Dave Lee Travis. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wannamaker 1,407 Posted May 23, 2023 Should we tan his hide then? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drewsky1211 4,749 Posted May 23, 2023 27 minutes ago, The Great Cornholio said: Any obit ideas? "Lower the Pedo Down, Sport"? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 716 Posted May 23, 2023 I have nothing good to say so I won't say anything. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted May 23, 2023 ROFL. 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted May 23, 2023 I think the stars were aligned with this one. The recent deaths of Mary Parker (appeared with him in You Lucky People!) and Dougie Squires (Young Generation choreographer - they appeared on The Rolf Harris Show) heightened my sense he was dead and that we were just awaiting confirmation. My parents saw him at Lytham St Annes on their honeymoon in the early 60s. Now he's a hit for me on the DDP and many pools. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted May 23, 2023 In an exceptionally rare move, The Sun have reported this almost perfectly. No “disgraced former TV entertainer” or any drivel like that. “Paedo”. The only way they could’ve done better is put a cry-laughing emoji at the end. 5 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted May 23, 2023 On 11/05/2023 at 18:45, drol said: He is not in imminent danger. This already worked with another Australian celebrity... This didn't work. Because he was already dead for a day when you posted it, and all of the "that's a sign he's dead" posts were actually right. For once! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,587 Posted May 23, 2023 Having met him while working in NHS few years ago for an appointment he had. He was annoyingly charming. Even a few years ago he was ill and had a carer because I kept speaking to her over the phone to change his appointment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonah 180 Posted May 23, 2023 Rumor has it that, right before dying, he asked his wife for the van one last time. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
