Toast 16,141 Posted January 1, 2017 Welcome and good luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 2, 2017 Hello. New members always welcome, especially ones that can string half a sentence together 😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,977 Posted January 2, 2017 Welcome to the forums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted January 2, 2017 Aah, so this is the place where we all say hello and hold a soapy tit wank welcome party to noobs like myself... Â Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper, but you can call me Quim. Well, people do call me that anyway. In so many words. I'm a typical pedantic, morbid, disparaging Brit and I have a sense of humour that's not so much dark as it is completely sinister. I found this site in articles I read describing the act of listing people who are expected to fall off their mortal coil as 'sick', 'deranged' and 'twisted'. I've no idea what they could possibly mean by that, but I felt that in the little spare time I have to make an appearance on the online I'd fit in brilliantly. Â I've got a shadow death list of my own in my signature, it's decidedly middling but I'm new. I can't trust myself to do dead pools right or any of that, I just about found my way onto this topic to introduce myself (after having posted 5 times already, sorry), to be honest with you I'm often so knackered and lost I need sat nav to find my own nipples. Â Anyway, I suppose I'll see you fatherfuckers around here somewhere 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 2, 2017 Aah, so this is the place where we all say hello and hold a soapy tit wank welcome party to noobs like myself...  Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper, but you can call me Quim. Well, people do call me that anyway. In so many words. I'm a typical pedantic, morbid, disparaging Brit and I have a sense of humour that's not so much dark as it is completely sinister. I found this site in articles I read describing the act of listing people who are expected to fall off their mortal coil as 'sick', 'deranged' and 'twisted'. I've no idea what they could possibly mean by that, but I felt that in the little spare time I have to make an appearance on the online I'd fit in brilliantly.  I've got a shadow death list of my own in my signature, it's decidedly middling but I'm new. I can't trust myself to do dead pools right or any of that, I just about found my way onto this topic to introduce myself (after having posted 5 times already, sorry), to be honest with you I'm often so knackered and lost I need sat nav to find my own nipples.  Anyway, I suppose I'll see you fatherfuckers around here somewhere    We all know why you're being nice to him, presumably the offer of assistance with this issue has already been sent via PM? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 2, 2017  Aah, so this is the place where we all say hello and hold a soapy tit wank welcome party to noobs like myself...  Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper, but you can call me Quim. Well, people do call me that anyway. In so many words. I'm a typical pedantic, morbid, disparaging Brit and I have a sense of humour that's not so much dark as it is completely sinister. I found this site in articles I read describing the act of listing people who are expected to fall off their mortal coil as 'sick', 'deranged' and 'twisted'. I've no idea what they could possibly mean by that, but I felt that in the little spare time I have to make an appearance on the online I'd fit in brilliantly.  I've got a shadow death list of my own in my signature, it's decidedly middling but I'm new. I can't trust myself to do dead pools right or any of that, I just about found my way onto this topic to introduce myself (after having posted 5 times already, sorry), to be honest with you I'm often so knackered and lost I need sat nav to find my own nipples.  Anyway, I suppose I'll see you fatherfuckers around here somewhere    We all know why you're being nice to him, presumably the offer of assistance with this issue has already been sent via PM? No cat is not leg humpers unlike you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 2, 2017 Aah, so this is the place where we all say hello and hold a soapy tit wank welcome party to noobs like myself... Â Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper, but you can call me Quim. Well, people do call me that anyway. In so many words. I'm a typical pedantic, morbid, disparaging Brit and I have a sense of humour that's not so much dark as it is completely sinister. I found this site in articles I read describing the act of listing people who are expected to fall off their mortal coil as 'sick', 'deranged' and 'twisted'. I've no idea what they could possibly mean by that, but I felt that in the little spare time I have to make an appearance on the online I'd fit in brilliantly. Â I've got a shadow death list of my own in my signature, it's decidedly middling but I'm new. I can't trust myself to do dead pools right or any of that, I just about found my way onto this topic to introduce myself (after having posted 5 times already, sorry), to be honest with you I'm often so knackered and lost I need sat nav to find my own nipples. Â Anyway, I suppose I'll see you fatherfuckers around here somewhere A very warm welcome on your entrance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted January 2, 2017 Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper  Are you sure you're not a Brazilian? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 2, 2017 Â We all know why you're being nice to him, presumably the offer of assistance with this issue has already been sent via PM? Â Do you know at times Deathray you can be downright nasty and this is one of them. I'm just saying hello to both Wednesday Addams and The Quim Reaper. I have not PM'd either of them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 2, 2017 Â Â We all know why you're being nice to him, presumably the offer of assistance with this issue has already been sent via PM? Â Do you know at times Deathray you can be downright nasty? And this is one of them. I'm just saying hello to both WednesdayAddams and TheQuimReaper. I have not PM'd either of them. Â Â Fixed your punctuation for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 2, 2017 Can you believe I have only just found the correct thread to say Hello?? Well I can. Bit scatty like that am I. lol  I first found this site 2 or 3 years ago during a Google search and immediately thought it was a fantastic thing. Very British indeed. You do have to have a dark humour to properly 'enjoy' this site I feel and that seemed to fit me I think. I would drift in to read a few threads on occasion but it was rare I admit. Then in spring last year when the Celeb death rate seemed to be bizarre, I read a BBC article referencing Deathlist. I felt it was time to join and get access to those member only threads.  With the end of the year approaching and a flurry of deaths after Castro, I felt I wanted to make a post of two, which I've done. I can see there are some very strong characters here and dynamics which of course I need to learn over time. I do appreciate some of you out there have known each other for a very long time. In the meantime I'm just gonna try to stay out of trouble til people know me more. I have entered the 5 names Deadpool and drawn up a short personal list of hopefuls for this year as my first ever attempt, so lets see how that goes.  It's never easy finding a niche in a well established arena and I can understand when longer members go 'Oh, not another Newbie!'. But I hope you don't mind if I hang around with you guys and chip in now and again. Thanks. xx Not at all. That kind of post makes you part of ' da gang' You may need to post up your A/S/L to keep Charon happy though..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 2, 2017 Quinn I have a warning lfn is an asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 2, 2017 Quinn I have a warning lfn is an asshole. What has 'QUIM' got to do with anything? I didn't respond to their post you bell end. Another thing, don't PM me again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted January 2, 2017 Quinn I have a warning point. Yeah. Thanks for telling us something that we already know about. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 2, 2017 Quinn I have a warning lfn is an asshole. MK, you're becoming tediously annoying again. Keep it up and you'll have another weeks 'holiday' from DL. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,398 Posted January 2, 2017  Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper  Are you sure you're not a Brazilian?   I'm plenty of things associated with that area, so I'm told. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 2, 2017   Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper  Are you sure you're not a Brazilian?   I'm plenty of things associated with that area, so I'm told.  You are going to fit in just fine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieJones 63 Posted January 2, 2017 Hello. New here. Also how do I change my username. When I registered the board would only allow me to type in certain characters. I wanted to be known as Lizzie Jones (if no one else has that name). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted January 2, 2017 Hello. New here. Also how do I change my username. When I registered the board would only allow me to type in certain characters. I wanted to be known as Lizzie Jones (if no one else has that name). Go to the name shame and make your request Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 2, 2017 Hello. New here. Also how do I change my username. When I registered the board would only allow me to type in certain characters. I wanted to be known as Lizzie Jones (if no one else has that name). I'll do it later when I'm on the laptop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,951 Posted January 2, 2017 Too many newbies, probably brought here by Michael Baggott. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 103 Posted January 2, 2017 Hi Lizzie. Fairly new myself. Most of them don't bite I'm told. lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
