Bibliogryphon 9,572 Posted January 18 1 minute ago, chel said: Once upon a time, in an advanced math class, a teacher told us a bearded joke. Question: What are the chances of running into a dinosaur on the street? The man's answer: Close to zero. The woman's answer: 50/50 - either I'll run into a dinosaur or I won't. I presume they discounted the teller of the joke...... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny 283 Posted January 19 On 17/01/2024 at 22:56, Sly Ronnie said: To think, someone, somewhere has had their finger up the King's arse. Camilla or his valet? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sod's Law 445 Posted January 26 Bet he wishes he didn't spread so much awareness now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,586 Posted January 29 Discharged. But what we really want to know is will his prostrate operation affect the sensation of Camilla pegging him? 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 29 25 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Discharged. But what we really want to know is will his prostrate operation affect the sensation of Camilla pegging him? Stop being a vile little cunt. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,133 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said: his prostrate operation Prostate, not prostrate. Still. at least you didn't put "prostitute operation" which appeared somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,586 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Toast said: Prostate, not prostrate. Still. at least you didn't put "prostitute operation" which appeared somewhere. Yes, I was using my iPhone and it got autocorrected. Thank you for telling me that it's "prostate". I do have one you know. Also, you and old grumps Windsor, massive humour failure. Too many ppl on this forum taking everything too seriously as per. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,133 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said: Yes, I was using my iPhone and it got autocorrected. Thank you for telling me that it's "prostate". I do have one you know. Also, you and old grumps Windsor, massive humour failure. Too many ppl on this forum taking everything too seriously as per. Humour failure? Did you not read to the end of the post? Now that was funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted February 5 Diagnosed with cancer. 3 1 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimgrass 514 Posted February 5 Diagnosed with cancer: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68208157 EDIT: Self-Cliving. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted February 5 Not Prostate cancer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted February 5 He's got the cancer according to the telly. And all the above posts, ha!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted February 5 1 minute ago, Spade_Cooley said: Prostate cancer. Nope. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-68208157 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 5 1 minute ago, Spade_Cooley said: Prostate cancer. It’s not prostate cancer. It’s a separate issue of concern. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,583 Posted February 5 1 minute ago, Spade_Cooley said: Prostate cancer. Not prostate but a separate type of csncer. Sounds like has started Chemo or Radiotherapy by talk of regular treatment starting today. Think they would say if he needed more surgery. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,583 Posted February 5 I wonder if it might be Rectal cancer by the fact they don’t say what it is yet obviously is near the prostate to be found. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 526 Posted February 5 1 minute ago, The Old Crem said: I wonder if it might be Rectal cancer by the fact they don’t say what it is yet obviously is near the prostate to be found. Could be blood or bone? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,583 Posted February 5 Just now, Comped said: Could be blood or bone? Blood could fit the regular treatment but most likely would show pre surgery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,133 Posted February 5 I've suspected for a while that the Witch of Monteshitshow has been sticking pins in dolls. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BonScott 122 Posted February 5 2 minutes ago, Comped said: Could be blood or bone? His mother died of bone cancer so could run in the family yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted February 5 Ooh, too big to miss. He'll be on the DeathList for the next 20 years. 3 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,586 Posted February 5 Yikes! Well, he's never come across as a particularly healthy specimen. Statement says he's stepping back from duties. He really should just abdicate and allow William to take over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 2,028 Posted February 5 Millions spent on that bloody coronation for this 4 23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,583 Posted February 5 4 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: Yikes! Well, he's never come across as a particularly healthy specimen. Statement says he's stepping back from duties. He really should just abdicate and allow William to take over. He will only do that if he is dying. The royals are short enough as it is and having to give up commitments. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
