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I know its just a game, but anyone else find this easy to overthink, given your opponent knows your first round team if they had a bye? To change non dead or not? Even sent my chief scout over to New Hampshire to see if there was an obvious potential carker I could steal from under the deadsox nose :-)

Lets keep this clear and concise. I am an ex-milatary officer who has served 2 years in the Afghan war, spending my time abusing slaves and grilling Afghani warrior heads until I had my left arm and both legs blown off by an IED. I joined Deathlist for one purpose. To regularly supply myself with the satisfaction of the death of others and the commotion that surrounds it. Thats all thats too it. Thank you and I am sure my time here at Deathlist will be memorable.

This is the beauty of the Scavenger Hunt bingo. On paper, Ali has a great chance: A doddery old lord, an ageing rocker with cancer, a couple of old entertainment stars ripe for a sudden heart attack, and two housewives' favourites who seem in fairly good health but who knows. But if I told you now they'd all live to see 2018, no one would bat an eyelid, which gives potentially at least 10 months for someone to sneak through (namely me...)

Looks like I'm facing you in Round 2 - aka the quarter finals - gc. Just submitted my team. They're nothing special, but look good on paper if they play to their potential. And away sides never like coming to my place, if my luck with women is anything to go by...

My team is in. It's actually even worse if you are taking on someone who has already taken part in round 1 and you can see their team too - yes Mr Spanish Spicy Sausage I have been poring over your team but have I stolen your best picks or just ignored everyone because my 11 are better? One of the fun things about this is that you actually know who would have beaten who because although we make jokes about attack and defence we can all only score goals and not affect any other team's score. So some people have lost with 4 points but would have beaten other people. I'm enjoying it! Well done msc!!

Let me check: Nope, at the time I was reasonably accurate there.

I strongly advise against murdering Pan Breed favourites. It might prejudice the ref.

Yo, power to the Penguin

Fuck Skyping tonight, I'm bragging here & now (Just as soon as I stop this nosebleed).

I love the idea of a MotD "goal of the month" style vote on deaths! Just a shame the Lightening Seeds background music wasn't playing while voting!

Mass debating?

She's been doing it for a while. I quite like her, she's a lot less annoying than that Carol Kirkwood creature.

A bit like Italian elections then.

Just got in. It was alright. IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING! We were right at the front! And I was on the news before it! I can't even cope with my life right now. And I genuinely have gone deaf.

So cross about this. lack of gratitude all round.

I'm a dolphin, I don't have any money silly!

Happy 89th birthday Bruce.

I cant just get my head around the fact that they left three children, all under the age of 5 alone in a hotel room in a foreign country.

McCann forum online seems convinced the little one died earlier than the reported crime Linkhttp://gerrymccan-abuseofpower-humanrights.blogspot.co.uk/2016/08/did-madeleine-mccann-die-on-sunday-29th.html?m=1

Omar Abdel Rahman who Masterminded numerous bomb plots in New York in the early 1990's is dead. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/39017259

Bloody hell, you watch The One Show?

Tacky as fuck.

Well, I'm going to be riskier and predict he'll die on a day that ends with day. Hope I'm right