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To be honest it's going to be a long time before any past PMs die. May is time limited to 2022 at the latest as she'll never be allowed to fight another election. John Major is 74 and healthy Tony Blair is 64 and healthy Gordon Brown is 66 and healthy David Cameron is 50 and healthy Theresa May is 60 and healthy The likelihood is a new PM before the next election and a new one after it. Could be quite the queue of old prime ministers by the end of it all

The moment I arrived to work, it was the first thing I saw on the news and the coverage has been almost non-stop.

I'm thinking the same but Johnson instead of gove. I think corbyn will be prime minister but in a coalition with lib dems and SNP.

Says here that she died on the 11th: http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/announcements/deaths/deaths/15345861.Helen_Louise_Redfern__nee_Fawkes_/

Update #6 for Paul Van-Zandvliet. DeathImpends 1100 Grim Up North 1085 msc 1050 The Dead Cow 1035 Jiromeon Kimura 1030 Joey Russ 915 Book 850 RadGuy 830 gcreptile 805 Captain Chorizo 790 drol 745 YoungWillz 550 Shaun of the Dead 535 Bibliogryphon 500 GraveDanger 470 Wormfarmer 465 Deathray 400 The Unknown Man 390 Davy Jones' Locker 0 Gooseberry Crumble 0 ImNotHades 0 And just like that, 5 teams make it past the 1000 mark!

What the fuck are you talking about? I just watched the news on TV for a half hour and they spent 80% of the time talking about that shooting, including the shooter and his political views. And this is on a day where there was another deadly shooting in San Francisco, a deadly fire in London, and severe storm warnings across my state.

Maybe it was Trump's doctor, who probably said that Scalise is the healthiest shooting victim ever.

Him and the Mrs. look like two corpses holding hands at the funeral parlor.

Why didn't Natalie take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore.

Thoughts about the 43 celebrities still alive: Kirk Douglas: Still old, still frail, still think he'll die this year. Vera Lynn: Not as frail as we thought, but she's still 100, and that is certainly a grand age. Billy Graham: Getting frailer since 2006. Peter Carrington: Something tells me that it's his year. Must've been Denis Healey's fault. Prince Phillip: Looks somewhat frail, but still is doing royal duties with queen until fall. I don't think he'll make it to 100 anymore though. Denis Norden: Still frail and blind, surely it's only a matter of time, right? Pierre Cardin: Old and rusty. Stan Lee: Apart from the occasional health scare, he's doing fine at the moment, but the committee wouldn't want to miss someone as big as Stan Lee. Olivia de Haviland: She looks far better than the other 2 bedblockers at 100. I wouldn't be surprised if she's still alive ten years from now. Herman Wouk: I get the feeling that he's going to become the next Oscar Niemeyer (and no, please don't bring up that joke again). Tony Booth: Has tons of health issues, don't know how he'd still alive. Bob Dole: He'll make 2018, but I get the feeling he'll be a bedblocker to make 8 appearances. Leah Bracknell: Still has terminal cancer, still fucked. Jimmy Carter: By far the healthier of the two presidents, but he could always get a stroke. Gord Downie: Decent quality of life, but half a year is a very long time to last with glioblastoma. Leslie Phillips: Hasn't tweeted for a while, and that's never a good sign if you're very frail or have terminal cancer. Robert Mugabe: He's still being an annoying twat on the forums, but on the side of public appearance, he got a new look and looks notably frailer. Javier Perez De Cueller: Er, only Spade knows how he's really doing at the moment. Jake Lamotta: Stats show that he shouldn't be alive at the moment, yet he still is. King Michael: Still getting more iller with his cancer, and he's still hanging on. Betty White: Immortal. Let's just face that fact everyone. Nobby Stiles: Still alive after all of those getting slowly more frailer reports, and that's the thing with Alzheimer's, they can really hang on for a long. Queen Elizabeth: Unlike the Duke, I think she will make it to 100. Jill Gascoine: Same as Stiles, only not as frailer. Bob Barker: Oh, he's on there. Doug Ellis: Seriously just. Honestly, why is he here instead of Chirac or Clive James, or even Henry Kissinger for that matter. George Bush Sr: Very purple, he clearly has a lot of health issues, and I doubt he'll make it to November tbqh. Ian St John: No updates, but he has bladder cancer, and bladder is really not a good cancer. David Prowse: All I'll say is this, giants don't tend to live as long as people with an average height. Jerry Lewis: Another one I suspect will be a permanent bedblocker till he drops. Sandy Gall: Same comment as Doug Ellis. Pope Benedict: You know when people seem really frail, but then they look way healthier than expected. That's pope Benedict XVI for you. Bruce Forsyth: Notably not in public that much anymore. And he has serious health issues as well. Fats Domino: Well, just see my comments in the ideas for 2018 thread. Hosni Murbarak: Old twat with no trust at all. Desmond Tutu: African Archbishop with health issues. He also wants the right to die. Someone ominous. Akihito: Japanese government allowing him to abdicate. He must be a goner if they plan for him to abdicate. Gay Byrne: Besides being tired, nothing new on him. Glen Campbell: Late stage Alzheimer's, and the way his family is acting, 2017 should be his year. Liz Dawn: Has an operation next week. Valerie Harper: Still slowly dying.

Rumors that he has cancer and is dying. Also, his old man heart could easily explode while he's smashing one of his gold-digging thotties.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump is under investigation for potential obstruction of justice.

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Beko had better hope it wasnt one of theirs then.

Kurt Waldheim dieSS 10 years ago, age 89.

Major looked pretty spry in a recent photo. He looks much healthier than Bliar.

Yes. Yes I am.

I might blackmail her! She's just jel that he prefers the more mature woman

Joey's cool enough. He over-analyses to a manner even Woody Allen would advise against sometimes (see above), but then, that comes with age. But yeah, don't feed stirrers.

Plenty of newbies have joined and they havent been 'picked on' by me or anybody else. I dont hate you, i have no opinion of you. Stop being a twat, feeding trolls isnt what we do here.

Not a musical one, but I'm off to see Penn and Teller on Friday.

That's because trump supporters what to make the clintons into hitlers. The clinton foundation has done alot of good.

Being mental is so exhausting. Yesterday I was the most awesome human being the world had ever seen, and today I'm a grotesque worthless piece of shit. Tomorrow I'll probably be awesome again. Wibble.

You need to get with the kids and what's happening on the streets LFN. Along with fidget spinners, muhammadu Buhari's health is all the rage.