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Instead of making accusations about each other we could just do the easy thing and stop reviving threads that don't need reviving.

A young lad named Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'"

Are you serious? Hey, why this thread was opened? Because he will retire? Hey, he never told he had a cancer or something else! come on!

Perfecting her smash?

Mugabe, please for the love of god stop updating old threads started about people who aren't going to die for decades.

Idiots.... ...Everyone knows you need TWO books to stop a bullet.

We"ll excuse you. After all, with her living in Poland and you in Chicago, you and she were Poles apart...

Stop digging up threads from 2004, Deathray.

Robert DeNaro, what a great.

Ridiculousness cohost Sterling 'Steelo' Brim's 3-year-old nephew, Justin Robert Brim, Jr., has died after falling into the MTV personality’s pool on Friday, June 23. Anyone have him in their Death Pool -- besides MTV? SC

Ouch, sorry to hear.

Sorry to hear that msc.

Deathray's post above is pertinent Mugabe - you're causing rampant and needless inflation here!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Smith_(comedian) 28 years old and no ill hleath - I'd say no to his candidacy.....

Rumours are not hoaxes

This weeks close but no cigar Award goes to the cunto who bought a parachute from the internet and decides to test it in from of the family.....from his balcony.

No, the answer turned out to be Lord Diamond.

Now blocked a Sir and a Lord. Must be something about self-elevating posters that I rub up the wrong way.

Gee. I wonder what his obit pun could be?

Leah: Christ, after 30 verses, even I'm getting sick of fucking Kumbaya...

Read it? I'm LIVING it. SC

Brooke Verity Cochran, at one point the world's most famous surrogate mom for carrying the quadruples of a gay couple, dead from drug abuse at 37: https://www.bioedge.org/bioethics/ms-surrogate-mother-of-2002-passes-away-at-37/12339 Read the story if you want to find out how sometimes everything turns into shit.

More like a walnut, really.

Will it soon be ta ta to Tutu ?