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The things you see on the way home from work...

If MK was around he would be wanking into a sock by now.

I think Pierre will be the first to go.

There tights, darling , it's nothing to be ashamed of, your in tolerant company here, embrace it.

Trump I think will last until his 90s.Good genes best healthcare money can buy.Lifelong teetotaller non smoker who has no signs of being ill.

Stevie wonder and none of us will see it coming,especially Stevie.

Hi.

That's going to be fun....

Some new photos http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4656582/Kirk-Douglas-100-takes-relaxed-stroll-Beverly-Hills.html

Yes, they are.

Rod Steiger died in the heat of the night on the waterfront, aged 77, 15 years ago today.

No chance, I have to tuck it into my sock. Mind you my socks do come all the way up my legs to my crack.

^^ agrees with second term longevity, unlike the Clinton whore. She'll be long in Hell afore The Donald pegs.

Hits : 1)Bud Spencer ( 31st October 1929-27th June 2016) Book 2)Gordon Murray (3rd May 1921-30th June 2016) Bibliogryphon 3)Noel Neill (25th November 1920-3rd July 2016) Death Impends 4)Vivean Gray (20th July 1924-29th July 2016) Bibliogryphon 5)Gloria DeHaven (23rd July 1925-30th July 2016) Death Impends 6)Brian Rix (27th January 1924-20th August 2016) Bibliogryphon 7)Edward Albee (12th March 1928-16th September 2016) Bibliogryphon 8)Shimon Peres (2nd August 1923-28th September 2016) Book 9)Bhumibol Adulyadej (5th December 1927-13th October 2016) Joeyruss 10)Silvio Gazzaniga (23rd January 1921-31st October 2016) Bibliogryphon 11)Kay Starr (21st July 1922-3rd November 2016) Book 12)Fidel Castro (13th August 1926-25th November 2016) Shaun of the Dead 13)Peter Vaughan (4th April 1923-6th December 2016) Shaun of the Dead 14)Jim Prior (11th October 1927-12th December 2016) Shaun of the Dead 15)Michele Morgan (29th February 1920-20th December 2016) Book 16)Richard Adams (9th May 1920-24th December 2016)Shaun of the Dead 17)Barbara Hale (18th April 1922-26th January 2017) Death Impends 18)Dick Bruna (23rd August 1927-16th February 2017) Bibliogryphon 19)Dina Merrill (29th December 1923-22nd May 2017) Bibliogryphon 20)Roberto De Vicenzo (14th April 1923-1st June 2017) Book 21)Peter Sallis (1st February 1921-2nd June 2017) Shaun of the Dead 22)Michael Bond (13th January 1926-27th June 2017) Death Impends 23)Pierre Henry (9th December 1927-5th July 2017) Death Impends Scoreboard: Bibliogryphon:7 Death Impends:5 Shaun of the Dead :5 Book:5 Joeyruss:1

Aye, I think mine is too. I think Id better do a map of my body.............

Yes, because the national enquirer is always a good source to rely on...

Aye, but - seriously - the prison of public disgrace and realising his career is over might hit him worse. Whilst he was banged up he could kid himself he still had a career. Now if he Googles most recent internet activity about him; he might find us! Hi Rolf!

Hmm wouldn't that then be the Douglas-Addams Family?

They've all signed up for a new series of The Adams Family

The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. 'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!' For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, "VOTE FOR Jeremy Corbyn!" Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!

A man walks into a library and asks if there are any books about paranoia. The librarian says: "They're right behind you!"

Is that a person who pretends to be a songwriter? I like it, I'll take this Pierre. SC Mind your manures. Consider it dung.

Is that a person who pretends to be a songwriter? I like it, I'll take this Pierre. SC I think he's a renowned organic gardener

F**cking socialism making sure people get the medical treatment they need.