One of my favorite Dick Gregory quotes:
"Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.' About that time, these three cousins came in. You know the ones I mean, Ku, Klux, and Klan. They said "Boy, we're givin' you fair warnin. Anything you do to that chicken, we're gonna do to you." So I put down my knife and fork, picked up my chicken, and kissed it."
RIP to a great man.