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I'm wiring up the door bell to the mains.

I'd expect kids to be supervised if they're going trick or treating in helicopters!

Ok, here is a preliminary scoreboard. I cannot calculate the complete scores of DDT and Cpt. Chorizo since I don't know their teams.... Also, apparently there's no bonus for unique hits? Some comments by Sean sounded differently, but I couldn't find anything specific. 1. gcreptile (997) 2. msc (908) 3. Death Impends (892) 4. Grim Up North (854) 5. Joey Russ (836) 6. Drol (772) 7. The Dead Cow (750) 8. Sean (648) 8. Phantom of the Midway (596) 9. Handrejka (576) 10. Toast (568) 11. Rotten Ali (539) 12. Book (520) 13. JiroemonKimura (512) 14. MorbidKid (507) 15. The Unknown Man (451) 16. Bibliogryphon (441) 17. Young Willz (342) 18. Rockhopperpenguin (260) 19. Gooseberry Crumble (28) 20. 21. Edit: Calculation in the previous page, feel free to point out errors...

The other half are in a time capsule in the Blue Peter garden, right?

He looks pretty decent, which means I think he can make 2018. Still, he should never be dropped from the list for now on... (Watch him drop dead tomorrow now...)

Recent additions to the leave of absence list from the Lords include Lord Graham of Edmonton (who is rather old) and Lord Martin of Springburn ie Michael Martin, the useless former Speaker.

If Bobby Zarin sees 2018 I'm committing to the "Bobby Zarin's Mack the Knifed" B team. Ted Mack living isn't even 100% necessary - surely in the worst case scenario I can find some old obitworthy guy with "Mack" in the name?

I think this forum exists only because death scares most people shitless. They have no clue about what death means and what is the real nature of their existence. My hypothesis is that everyone here (expect me because I don't own a TV) is brain damaged by emmerdale and coronation street. In Europe the main source of such evil is the UK. Thanks to Emilio Bacardi, I can see through this shit.

Deathrace Form Guide #24 Mary Wilson So, you see all that stuff about Clarissa Eden above; well...on those days Clarissa Eden feels old and lacking in the lustre that once made her a society beauty she doubtless contents herself with the thought that at least - at 97 - she's younger and marginally more tepid in terms of lingering attraction than 101 YEAR OLD Lady Wilson (also a widow of an ex-PM). Published poet and another shoo-in for Q/O purposes.

Deathrace Form Guide #23 Clarissa Eden 97 year old widow of 50's Prime Minister. Widowed 40 years, and so far from her high profile days that there are probably a few people reading these words and groaning that MPFC has chosen to remind the world the highly obitable dowager continues to...well; dowage (whatever that means). Die-hard dead pool teases still die, eventually. Just ask Zsa Zsa...oh sorry, you can't; she's dead.

Sister Wendy Beckett is a must have for any discerning deadpooler. A consecrated virgin and a hermit, she rises at 1.30 each morning to begin her almighty shift of contemplative prayer, occasionally breaking off to present a TV show about art. Shockingly never capped by Deathlist.net (notwithstanding the protracted efforts of yours truly), Sister Wendy could prove to be a Deathrace dark horse if the cold gets in to her badly insulated caravan during the Great Blizzard of January 2018.

Um, you do know if people announces your candidate beforehand, you are at risk of another person picking them instead of you when this does open up, right?

Can start planning her centenary!

The former, yup...

Amelia is another possibility for a girl. Another Hanoverian Royal name. And currently very common trendy.

You morbid git.

Catalonia Another European country which won’t give us any points at Eurovision....

So you’re saying that there’s no way a 90 year old can die next year at all? Lol...

Always glad to see posters back after a hiatus due to health. Everyone is very unique to the community as a whole l, and I would be saddened if we lost a community member. Anyways, good to see you back.

Daphne Caruana Galizia, Fats Domino, Rodney Bickerstaffe, Geoffrey Schild, Rosemary Leach

Former Secretary General of Equity Peter Plouviez has died aged 86. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/thetimes-uk/obituary.aspx?n=peter-plouviez&pid=186958351 Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Plouviez

Watching GBBO can I throw in Noel Fielding and Paul Hollywood? Fielding especially.

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He's looking good! I think we can forget him for next years listBut... But... I thought he was supposed to be the next Clive Dunn. I don't believe it.

Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"?They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass. I'm glad you are so against people invading countries in the name of reilgion because that's exactly what the Israelians did to the Palestinians.Welcome to the forum Dubya.. shut up you fat loser. You are beneath me.My hair may be starting to depart and my eyesight aint what it was but im not fat!!! kill yourself you fat bastard asshole cunt motherfucker. Curiously all those words are spelled correctly.