People obsessed with trying to pick the latest suicide option (for some reason) could do worse than pro-wrestler Michael Elgin. He was once the can't miss prospect for the WWE to pick up, but screwed it up. Now he's had to sell his own promotion after news he tried to cover up an alleged rape and his own sexual quirks. Also, he's losing bookings because he tried to pull a political hit on his New Japan tag partner, only it got out in the open, and now said tag partner is replacing Elgin on shows. Also, he's been cheating on his wife, who being both a pro-wrestler (and iirc legit blackbelt) and genius level scientist (and superior to Elgin in every way), could probably deal with him and not get traced.
He may present deadpool points to someone, but even not, it's always good to see that someone, somewhere, is fucking up more than you.