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Thanks for the new password and thanks Spade for helping me along. I don't post all that much but I thought I was going to miss Inverse Dead Pool 2018. Cheers Dr_T

Well, on a personal level, this winter has seen me get the all clear on a cancer scare, and my aunt (who helped raise me and is one of my favourite people in the entire world) bounce back aged 90 from an illness which would have KO'd people much younger, so no, this winter's been a fairly un-disappointing and lucky one here.

You can now get a Princess Diana Pop Vinyl. https://goo.gl/images/jPqKB1 I thought this was wrong on so many levels. I asked Mrs Biblio who she thought would be the most inappropriate person to make a Pop Vinyl of her answer shocked me...... ...Peter Sutcliffe!

I think the Ted Mulry Gang song "Jump in My Car" would be a tough sell these days. There are a few cover versions that would be ballsy. Gary Glitter or Rolf Harris doing "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" wouldn't go platinum. But I would've liked Michael Jackson to fund his legal bills by putting out an EP with a cover of The Divinyls "Young Boys are My Weakness" on one side and "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" on the other.

Now hospitalized for kidney infection: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-5304017/South-Africas-Winnie-Mandela-hospitalised.html

Lari White: "I have cancer" Me: First lock of 2019 Lari White: "I'm in hospice" Me: A lock for the Deathlist Cup Lari White: :dies: Me: ""

Hello, deathlisters! The world-famous "Shaun's Death By Numbers" is back, with your new host - Phantom of the Midway. Here are the basic rules: - Make a list of 50 people (preferably in alphabetical order), with 3 substitutes. Nominate one person as your joker. - Submit it to me by midnight on New Year's (British time). - You can make 5 substitutions to your team at the halfway point - July 1st. But we'll talk about that later. - No death row inmates, terrorist hostages, or longevity claimants (see below) allowed. Picks must be 18+ and human. You know, the obvious stuff. - Same QO rules as the DDP. If Spade makes any changes to the QO rules for next year, those will apply for here too. - FFBI are allowed, but good luck getting most of them to QO anyway. Here is the scoring system: For each dead person, the points you will receive are the last two digits of their date of birth. For somebody born in 1900, you get 0 points. For somebody born in 1999, you get 99 points. The reason I don't allow longevity claimants is because there are no people alive proven to have been born before 1900, so I ain't gonna give you xx points for somebody claiming to have been born in 18xx. There are no bonuses - not for unique, not for Drop 40/Deathlist - nothing. The only points you get is the last two digits of their date of birth, so choose wisely. Your joker scores double points when they die. I will not be submitting my own team. Good luck to you all!

I will pick Muriel Pavlov then.

50% Pro Evo 2, 50% Triumph of the Will.

For what it's worth, my cousin was on "tour" with Cher for a decade up to around 2016 or so. She talks about Cher all the time, and has never given any indication that her "boss" is in any way suffering from poor health. Of course, that doesn't mean someone can't suddenly fall ill, or that my cousin would know personal details like that. Still, there's no reason she needs to gush on and on about her "wonderful" experience on tour with Cher unless she really means it, so I assume that at least things were pretty upbeat with Cher through 2016 or so. Not entirely sure if there's any meaningful correspondence between them anymore. Probably not. Maybe the odd Christmas card.

You could never make a song like this now,UFO nuts would think they are being mocked.

Join the club. 30+ years and counting. But if you do contact injury lawyers for you etc then sue Mr Dammers and Ms Dakar.

Becomes oldest actor nominated for an Oscar to date. Now here’s someone I think will reach 100...

Wow. the hits keep coming. Ursula K Le Guin, author, a unique for....Book. How apt. Points AGAIN!

Apologies if I'm teaching my granny to suck eggs but you have checked the address that spade got the email from is the one linked to Dr T's deathlist forum account? And by the by alt accounts aren't against the rules for members who haven't been banned, are they? If they are I think a few forumites (not least myself) are fucked!

Update #4 Hits: 19 January - Dorothy Malone (b. 1924) - Grigori 20 January - Patrick Cryne (b. 1951) - FixedBusiness, The Unknown Man, msc, Sean, drol, Joey Russ, Grim Up North, gcreptile, Captain Chorizo, Banana, DeathImpends, DevonDeathTrip, Prophet 21 January - Connie Sawyer (b. 1912) - Gooseberry Crumble, John Key Scoreboard: CaptainChorizo 329 gcreptile 245 drol 217 DeathImpends 199 msc 157 Sean 157 DevonDeathTrip 149 Grim Up North 111 Joey Russ 111 Prophet 111 The Unknown Man 111 Book 60 Torva Messor 60 Banana 51 FixedBusiness 51 Gooseberry Crumble 35 Grigori 24 John Key 12 Bibliogryphon 0 mr.whit 0 Toast 0 Wormfarmer 0 YoungWillz 0

Just been on the NTAs looking and sounding incredibly well for a 91 year old.

Updated - Bilbio's team arrived safe and sound.

I can’t fucking believe you didn’t say ‘he was feeling under the weather’ or summat. Set up on a tee and you still miss. SC

Yes, the deadline is the 27th at midnight UK time (or for my time zone, 7pm).

I think Toto toured Africa once...

Nuff said!

And even more of a shock in Dead Man Wanking. I'll get me coat.

Mortuary assistant Susan Sarandon gets a shock in Dead Man Talking

Animated Movies: Doctors perform life saving surgery in a hot air balloon in Op. Calligraphy becomes terrifying in Monsters Ink. Top athlete admits drug taking in Despicable Mo. Shorter musical numbers from Mowgli, Baloo et al in The Jingle Book. Fawn joins a Mariachi Band in Bamba. Savile's reputation is saved by a cartoon re-interpretation of his life in Fantastic Mr Fix.