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Sometimes Cup players get to revel in the demise of someone who wont be missed, your Ian Bradys per se, and other times, a 36 year old athlete dies from the dreaded pancreatic cancer. Such is the latter case with Liam Miller, formerly of Celtic, Manchester United and Sunderland. If you get a chance, find the Celtic goal against Lyon online. It's on YouTube, but the fuckers have cut the 20 passes leading up to it, something entirely out of the Argentina/Serbia playbook, and a whole 2 and a half years earlier too. Anyhow, this marks 3 years in a row a young sports man has produced a points bonanza in deadpooling, after Mark Farren and Joost van der Westhuizen. So what games does this change? Well, Sean goes 3-0 up on newcomers Fixed Business. Rad also takes the lead against Bibliogryphon, with a better goal than the Magill penalty from last year. John Key pulls back against Gcreptile to make that 4-3. Celtic fan charon scores with a Celt to take the lead against MPFC. Grim equalises against the Banker from Huddersfield (picked at random), and currently leads on age difference. And another age difference lead comes for The Dead Cow, who equalises his hotly contested tie with Pedro. This leaves 5 of the 12 games goalless, including yours truly. Notably Rover is still holding Spade Cooley after 9 days of competition. 1. Charon (Unrepentant) vs Maryportfuncity (Inter Youngboys FC) 3-0 2. Pedro (Trottingbum Hotsores) vs The Dead Cow 3-3 3. Young Willz (Glasgow Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) vs The Engineer 0-0 4. Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) vs Yorkshire Banker 3-3 5. Msc vs Wormfarmer 0-0 6. Spade Cooley (Great Railway Journeys with Hughie Gallacher and Robert Enke) vs Roverandout 0-0 7. Joey Russ vs Garn (Video Assistant Reaper) 4-0 8. Bibliogryphon (Bye Bye Biblio) vs Phantom of the Midway (AKA Rad Guy) 0-3 9. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) vs Fixed Business (Business Fixed) 3-0 10. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs John Key 4-3 11. Deathray (First In, First Out and Never Invited to an Orgy Again) vs Sir Creep (The Month-to-Month Tenants) 0-0 12. Captain Chorizo vs Book (Never Heard of Soccer) 0-0

Actually, it's not. You mean the United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - N Ireland added on because not in Great Britain, you see). Great Britain is the island on which the mighty Scots, the English and some Welsh types live. N Ireland's part of Ireland, another of the islands in the archipelago (The British Isles) but call them Irish or Brits and you'll piss off someone.

NEXT GAME ... The Team travel to Bellsea Park tomorrow to play Fraserburgh in the first round of the Breedon Highland League Cup FRASERBURGH FC v FORT WILLIAM FC First Round Breedon Highland League Cup Saturday, 10th February 2018 Bellsea Park, Fraserburgh 3pm kick-off Maybe Windsor can take a look at our heroes?

If you drive enough miles, it is certain you will see stuff like that. Come tomorrow tho, will it be name change? PTSDDDT?

Prince Henrik deserves hiw own thread.

Danish Crown Prince Frederik cuts short Olympic visit because the condition of his father Prince Henrik has deteriorated significantly: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/danish-prince-cuts-short-olympics-visit-to-be-with-ill-father-9944610

Gertrude Shilling she ain't.

Interesting "piece" that cites the Deathlist as one of its sources: I'd be curious where that "7th most likely to die" figure comes from. I mean, I know he is number 8 on this year's list, but that has little to do with the likelihood of death (e.g. Errol Christie was only #49 on last year's list, although he was thought to be a "dead cert"). EDIT: I also checked the Drop Forty, but it seems he was #6 there. Close, but no cigar.

As the video suggests, yes he was in cheers. No, he wasn't the same caracter. They had to retcon Frasier's back story for the spin off, as he had previously claimed not to have a brother and that his father was dead. The latter was explained during Ted Danson's cameo in Frasier as being a throwaway comment made after having an argument with his dad on the phone. I can't remember if they addressed the claims to be an only child. Interestingly (okay, that's subjective) Kirstie Alley is the only member of the main Cheers cast not to cameo in Frasier. Not because of any bad blood; she refused the offer because as a scientologist she cannot be seen to endorse psychiatry.

There was also a Russian film by Tarkovsky, Stalker, filmed in Estonia nearly a malfunctioning chemical factory. The director, the camera man, several others of the production team, and several of the lead actors all died of cancer within the next 20 years. Then there's The Messenger, which wound up cancelled entirely, as a sudden landslide (which some claimed was caused by the productions pyro) wiped away the village Sergei Bodrov and his entire crew were staying in, killing over 50 of them, including the star director/actor.

That's good; I'm impressed. It would have taken me longer than 10 minutes to get into the diving suit...

Well not this time anyway

Give me 10 mins and I'll check.

Well Done msc!

Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40 There's a headline you don't see every day.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42959261 Probs doesn't want gramps embarrassing her also Akihito looks like a fucking skeleton.

BBC banging on about women's suffrage this afternoon, and how far we have to go to achieve equality for women on the pay gap, representation in Parliament, blah blah blah. Here's another couple of suggestions to achieve that desired "equality": Legislate to ensure that women pay equal rates of car insurance. Ensure that women criminals are locked up as much as their male equivalents. Legislate to ensure that rape crisis and domestic violence centres and refuges cater for male victims. And maybe in 50 years time (assuming lack of nuclear holocaust or global warming destruction), we'll still be talking about how these inequalities have still to be addressed....

I think we can safely assume any film released before 1918's Station Content has achieved the clean sweep. (Station Content still has one surviving cast member nearly a century later, as Fay McKenzie appeared in it when she was only a few weeks old, and turns 100 in two weeks!)

Serves the fucker right

Yeah, we know But you're doubtless aware that the current human body you inhabit is worth points to the rest of us one day

Saw some of One Show on mute while waiting for the football. Vegans, some rubbish song, and an interview with Def Leppard. Oh and the smug comic who looks like Jack Swagger I can never remember the name of. I know the One Show is apparently meant to be awful, but that was quite something...

Double topped himself?

So, that's Sir Ken Dodd now...

From what I heard, the two never married and had no children. They were inseparable and never separated, they lived together in the same house Incest? I think so