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What’s with deadsox having a team with ‘Youngs Cocks Ripa di Meana Butts?’ Thats not even subliminal.

Bloody hell! The Penalty Shootout Young WIllz (Heads) v Engineer (Tails) - Heads. YWillz leads 1-0 - Tails. Engineer equalises. - Tails. Engineer leads 2-1. - Engineer needs one more to win. - Heads – The coin saves YWillz! - Next flip wins it for either. - The decider - Heads! - Young Willz wins the 50/50 Decider 3-2 - Bad luck to Engineer. That’s the closest of of the three "shootouts" to date. I'm a bit tense after that! Commiserations to Maryport, Pedro, The Engineer, Wormfarmer, Yorkshire Banker, Spade Cooley, Garn, Biblio, Fixed Business, John Key, Deathray and Book. Better luck next year?

Huzzah for Bibliogryphon for continuing to run this again.

Nay.

Last minute entry from @FujimoriNoMorey so we are up to 15 players. Will post all the selections later.

Telt yer 98 year old father that......he's 98.....

This shitty Venn took 90 seconds on Word but it sums up my personal observations:

I'm always wrong when I was married or in a relationship. I'm always right when I'm not. Odd.

And now, a look at the classified football results... The 2018 Deathlist Cup Round 1 Charon 6-0 Maryportfuncity Pedro 3-13 The Dead Cow Young Willz 0-0 The Engineer Young Willz wins 3-2 on penalties Grim Up North 6-3 Yorkshire Banker msc 3-0 Wormfarmer Spade Cooley 3-9 (NINE!) Roverandout Joey Russ 7-0 Garn Bibliogryphon 0-6 Phantom of the Midway Sean 9-0 Fixed Business Gcreptile 7-3 John Key Deathray 0-3 Sir Creep Captain Chorizo 3-3 Book Captain Chorizo wins on the "away goal rule" Death Impends vs a local scratch team postponed due to numbers, the pools panel decided "home win". The draw for the 2nd round Death Impends vs Heef Gcreptile vs Sir Creep Joey Russ vs Grim Up North Phantom of the Midway vs The Dead Cow Sean vs Charon Roverandout vs DDT Captain Chorizo vs Young Willz msc vs Deadsox The draw for the Quarterfinals Phantom of the Midway OR The Dead Cow Vs. Sean OR Charon Death Impends OR Heef Vs. Roverandout OR DDT msc OR Deadsox Vs. Captain Chorizo OR Young Willz Gcreptile OR Sir Creep vs Joey Russ OR Grim Up North All in the one post for ease of reference.

Confirmed. An omen that Lafaye never made it out of the dressing room?

You'd win based on age. An impressive feat with Olivia.

You're lucky LFN is taking a break I might just hit him up on FB so he can defend this dreadful accusation. P.S Can you put Leek, Staffordshire in there please?

Oh My GAWD!!!!! So I post my team of 11 on Facebook for those who know I’m demented and accept me anyway lol. My second cousin (she ran for Mayor of Seattle a couple election cycles back) sees my post and says “You know my friend Bernie [De Koven]???” Holy shit. I say no I just know his medical condition and he sounds like an incredible guy. I mean wtf else can I say? I’m waiting for her response and unfriending me lol. SirC Edit: Now if I were dedicated to winning this and crass enough I’d ask her to ask him how that lung cancer and spinal stenosis are coming along.

Deathlist Cup 2018 Round Two 1. Death Impends (Tippecanoe and Die-ler Too) v Heef 2. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs Sir Creep (Month-to-Month Tenants) 3. Joey Russ vs Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) 4. Phantom of the RadGuy (0-6) vs The Dead Cow 5. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) v Charon (Unrepetant) 6. Rover vs DDT 7. Chorizo v Young WIllz (Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) 8. Msc v Deadsox (reigning champ) Death Impends (Hannigan, Vervoort, Jose, Goodwin, Anzaki, Da-Ren, Kennedy E, Wouk, Vento, DeKoven, Moss) Vs Heef (Stefansson, Vervoort, Goodwin, Hannigan, Carroll B, Grant W, Reid JR, Bracknell, Anzaki, Nash D, Verhousky) Gcreptile (Hannigan, Vervoort, Thacker E, Jose, Dole, Wouk, Bolduc A, Tafoya A, D Kumar, S Anzaki, Ahmed M) Vs Sir Creep (DeKoven, DeHavilland, Hannigan, Vento, Shivakamura, Thacker E, Vervoort, Benson T, Jenkins B, Tajima, Tiwari ND) Joey Russ (Vervoort, Ayres C, Hannigan, Jose, Stefansson, Moss, Goodwin, Lynott P, Da-Ren, P-orridge, McCain J) Vs Grim Up North (Hannigan, Jose, Brickhouse Brown, Obayashi, Tajima, Moss, Mack, Vervoort, Overton, Goodwin, Stiles) Phantom of the RadGuy (Cepeda, Goodwin, Hannigan, Kleese T, Maroney P, Moss, Obayashi, Tapie, Vento, Vervoort, Anzaki) Vs The Dead Cow (Goodwin, Tiwari, Bailey S, Manan A, Tafoya, Kennedy E, Vervoort, Jose, Kalima V, Hannigan, Parrikar) Sean (Jose, Clegg J, Cappotelli, McCain J, Jowell, Mountcharles H, Tapie, Vervoort, Ricksen, Bracknell, Alagiah) Vs Charon (Sobral, Vervoort, Brogan, Shivers, Jose, Ricksen, Hubbard, Slaski, Herd, Dryden, Blanco) Rover (Bracknell, McCain R, Stiles, Wouk, McCain, Vervoort, Maren J, Shore, Dole, Bush Sr, Jose) Vs DDT (Sathirasuta, Vervoort, Anzaki, McCain J, Hannigan, Jose, Steffanson, Whelan K, Palau, Willesee, Goodwin) Chorizo (McCain J, Tajimi, Francis D, Overton, Jose, Vervoort, Mack, Lynott, Jowell, Leonard JW, Vento) Vs YWillz (James C, Benedict XVI, St John, Stiles, Cepeda, Vervoort, Dodd, Bush B, Lange, Greaves, Redstone) Msc (Da-Ren, Obayashi, Cervinski, Vervoort, Bracknell, Goodwin, Jose, Hannigan, Rae, Pintek, Tapie) Vs Deadsox (Butts, Camm, Cocks, Da-ren, Hannigan, Lynott P, Pintek, Remigino, Ripa di Meana, Vervoort, Youngs T)

Round 2 Masterlist 1. Mansoor Ahmed – Gcreptile 2. George Alagiah – Sean 3. Satoru Anzaki – radGuy, DI, Gcreptile, Heef, DDT 4. Christopher Ayres – Joey 5. Shaun Bailey – Dead Cow 6. Benedict XVI - YWillz 7. Tom Benson – Sir Creep 8. Kathleen Blanco - Charon 9. Armand Bolduc - Gcreptile 10. Leah Bracknell – Sean, Heef, Rover, MSC 11. Jim Brogan - Charon 12. Brickhouse Brown – GUN 13. Barbara Bush - YWillz 14. George Bush Sr - Rover 15. Colin Butts – Deadsox 16. Bess Camm - Deadsox 17. Matt Cappotelli – Sean 18. Bobbie Carroll - Heef 19. Orlando Cepeda – RadGuy, YWillz 20. David Cervinski - MSC 21. Johnny Clegg – Sean 22. John Cocks - Deadsox 23. Fu Da-Ren – Joey, deadsox, DI, MSC 24. Bernie DeKoven – Sir Creep, DI 25. Olivia De Havilland – Sir Creep 26. Ken Dodd - YWillz 27. Bob Dole – Gcreptile, Rover 28. Albert Dryden – Charon 29. Dean Francis - Chorizo 30. Vanessa Goodwin – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, DI, GUN, Heef, DDT, MSC 31. Warren Grant – Heef 32. Jimmy Geaves - YWillz 33. Emma Hannigan – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, deadsox, DI, Sir Creep, GUN, Gcreptile, Heef, DDT, MSC 34. Robin Herd - Charon 35. Johnny Hubbard – Charon 36. Clive James - YWillz 37. Brandon Jenkins – Sir Creep 38. Jose Jose – Joey, Dead Cow, Sean, DI, GUN, Gcreptile, Charon, Rover, Chorizo, DDT, MSC 39. Tessa Jowell – Sean, Chorizo 40. Victoria Kalima – Dead Cow 41. Tony Kleese - RadGuy 42. Ed Kennedy – Dead Cow, DI 43. Dilip Kumar – Gcreptile 45. Artie Lange – Ywillz 46. J W Leonard - Chorizo 47. Philomena Lynott – Joey, deadsox, Chorizo 48. Ted Mack - GUN, Chorizo 49. Azreen Manan – Dead Cow 50. Jerry Maren - Rover 51. Pauline Maroney - RadGuy 53. John McCain – Joey, Sean, Rover, Chorizo, DDT 54. Roberta McCain - Rover 55. Stirling Moss – Joey, RadGuy, GUN, DI 56. Lord Henry Mountcharles – Sean 57. Dennis Nash - Heef 58. Nobuhiko Obayashi – RadGuy, GUN, MSC 59. Peter Overton – GUN, Chorizo 60. Luis Palau - DDT 60. Manohar Parrikar - Dead Cow 61. Mike Pintek – deadsox, MSC 62. Genesis P-orridge – Joey 63. Charlotte Rae - MSC 64. Sumner Redstone - YWillz 65. John R Reid - Heef 66. Lindy Remigino - Deadsox 67. Fernando Ricksen – Sean, Charon 68. Carlo Ripa di Meana – deadsox 69. Mae Chee Sansanee Sathirasuta - DDT 70. Sri Sri Shivakamura – Sir Creep 71. Brian Shivers – Charon 72. Mitzi Shore - Rover 73. Peter Slaski - Charon 74. Salvador Sobral - Charon 75. Stefan Karl Stefansson – Joey, Heef, DDT 76. Nobby Stiles – GUN, Rover, YWillz 77. Ian St John - YWillz 78. Arthur Tafoya – Dead Cow, Gcreptile 79. Nabi Tajima – Sir Creep, GUN, Chorizo 80. Bernard Tapie – RadGuy, Sean, msc 81. Ernie Thacker – Sir Creep, Gcreptile 82. ND Tiwari – Dead Cow, Sir Creep 83. Joe Vento – RadGuy, DI, Sir Creep, Chorizo 84. Russell Verhousky - Heef 85. Marieke Vervoort – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, Sean, Deadsox, DI, Sir Creep, GUN, Gcreptile, Charon, Heef, Rover, Chorizo, DDT, MSC, YWillz 86. Ken Whelan – DDT 87. Mike Willesee - DDT 88. Herman Wouk – DI ,Gcreptile, Rover 89. Tiffany Youngs - Deadsox

I think the fact that most of the road signs in Portsmouth direct you "Out Of City" says it all.

This thread reminds me of one of my favourite forum topics. Shittest towns of the United Kingdom. When I lived over there, in order to see as much of the country as possible, the missus and I would undertake regular road trips. This involved randomly selecting some town on the map of the UK and then planning a route to that town avoiding all motorways and being obliged to stop in any town that the route went through. As such, a trip to Abergavenny included such places as Daventry, Rugby, Redditch, Evesham, Pershore, Worcester, Hereford, Ross-on-Wye and Monmouth. Oh, what delights could we find in such evocative places as Stevenage or Braintree. As I recall, we even waded into a curfew in some concrete shit-hole called Basildon. Anyway, I came to the conclusion that Portsmouth was the shittest of shitholes. Vast amounts of concrete. Yep. People that looked as if the only way is Kappa. Yep. A deep foreboding that someone's going to stab you for looking vaguely lost. Yep. A deep seated hatred of the next town for no obvious reason. Yep. The only selling point of the town being something not into the town (Go to Portsmouth they said. Visit the shopping centre at GunWharf Quays they said. Well, if your only selling point is a shopping centre not in the centre, then you're out of home - c.f. Braintree, Clacton). Getting lost in an industrial area in Widnes/St. Helens was reasonably close, but I still think Portsmouth was worse.

Pity he didn't feel the same way about Vietnam....

^ I wouldn't worry about it, it happens. Anyhow good luck deadsox. I upped my game slightly just because I feared losing 20-0 to the champ.... which is actually still possible given your side.

Looking at RadGuy's team doesn't inspire much confidence in me to be honest, I reckon it's going to be a very close and high scoring round for the both of us. Good luck RadGuy

...meaning he's a good idea/possibility for 2019...?

Jose Jose in the old Mazahua dialect translate to Zsa Zsa

Couldn't decide whether to put this in here or the irony thread. Ski centre closes cos there's too much snow! http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/28/ski-centre-closes-snowing-7348309/

Arguing with people ( usually ex Facebook friends) telling them they will not win a brand new 4x4 (or any other luxury vehicle) by simply liking and sharing their post. Dumbest cuntos on the planet.

Flintstones in Plymouth?