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Surprised she's he's transitioning that late in life, but it's good when people find their true selves I suppose.

Silly Reaper, you're meant to dismantle my Windy Pool shortlist by taking out folk on my DDP team... Bah and humbug. Always seems to be one pooler who gets an unexpected shellacking in the Cup. Of course, the month isn't at HT yet. Perhaps he's less Man City and more Roma? 1. The Dead Cow vs Sean 9-0 2. Heef vs DDT 6-6 3. Deadsox (reigning champ) vs YWillz 6-3 4. Sir Creep vs Joey Russ 3-3

I thought Thacker was one of those old guy blues musicians tbh! Must be all those replies in the Ralph Stanley thread. Anyhow, the obit in the Bluegrass press means two things. Firstly, YWillz's vaunted defense has been breached, after 2 months and 11 days - the best shutout run in Cup history to date. Deadsox leads again, is he on course for 2 from 2? Secondly, Sir Creep scores, and with the age difference, has taken the lead against Joey. See? I told you that one was going to have twists and turns. 1. The Dead Cow vs Sean 6-0 2. Heef vs DDT 6-6 3. Deadsox (reigning champ) vs YWillz 3-0 4. Sir Creep vs Joey Russ 3-3

My eyes can see Timmy Matley but the brain gives me pictures of Timmy Mallett!

She was a paralympian and she won medals and she's Belgian and she's signed up for euthanasia and she's fucked and it hurts and she doesn't know how much longer she can stand the pain - blah fkn blah blah.

Try this.

Keeping pace, keeping pace, hit 'em hard in the second half....

A combination of pneumonia and blood poisoning...

His family has received an avalanche of calls from concerned friends.

Understood. Thacker was singing in Stanley’s band at age 16. FWIW

Per this, he was 45 as of November 2017.

New book out by J.R.R. Tolkien - also edited by son Christopher, now 93: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/apr/10/the-fall-of-gondolin-new-jrr-tolkien-book-to-be-published-in-2018

But it may not save your life. That’s the power of death...

Well this one was created June of 2005. Unless another pre-dated this one, I don't care how popular another thread may have become, the earliest title should win the day. Yes, the 'Dead According To' is a unique entity agreed.

I just mentioned Vervoort in my last post, and looking at the most recent update in the last day, things aren't looking too good for her right now (apologies if this doesn't translate for some of you)...

Yes. https://tpwd.texas.gov/landwater/water/environconcerns/hab/redtide/faq.phtml

He lied.

According to China Press, the unnamed pensioner tried to scratch an itch in his penis by inserting a one metre-long cable into his urethra on March 30. OMG, what? The man had inserted the 5mm-thick phone cable inside his penis as he was experiencing a furious itch caused by prostatitis or swelling of the prostate gland. Unfortunately, when his itch was relieved, he found that he could not pull the cable out, which had went in relatively easily. He experienced bleeding when he tried to pull the cable out so he rushed to the hospital for medical attention. Medical staff at Dalian Central Hospital in north-eastern Liaoning Province were shocked when the man walked in with 20 inches of the cable still hanging from between his legs. Open link to find out how it ends. SC

I would just like to thank everyone who has tolerated my mostly shitty posts. I would also like to thank drol for bringing this up so I was able to gain my very first dead pool win today. Most of all, I would like to thank Ray Wilkins for his death to make this a reality, although it saddens me that, besides his problems with alcohol, he seems like a decent guy. Cheers.

As a total anti-royalist I’ve got to say PLEASE Racist-Phil do NOT die tomorrow (it’s the anniversary my dad died and I would hate him to share it with this chinless parasite...). Or, on a lighter note, the things people do to get out of a wedding!

Recent update on Carl Ikeme: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2018/03/28/ailing-carl-ikeme-to-get-special-guest-status-at-england-nigeria-clash/

Hmm free not really. At the beginning of the decade he was 60 a comic and around 100 for any other item signed. He is now 125 per signature usually at shows. The line is outrageous, he signs an item about every 3 seconds, and all you can do is say hi. You pick up your item and walk away. My guess is he signs a 1,000 plus items at an average show bringing in over a 100 grand an appearance in which the promoter probably agrees to an autograph guarantee they pay the difference of the agreed upon amount if he does not reach a certain dollar amount. It is a terrible experience now in which he can't see what or where he is signing anymore nor can he here you. He is usually heavily guarded from each location usually riding a hoverround, but sometimes he walks. I don't think he is enjoying himself at this point and only doing these signings because others rely on him to make their income. I love the man and think he should retire to enjoy the remaining days with his daughter, but probably he won't. What I will warn people is that his signature is the most common signature in the world now based on he many things he signs at a show and the cost still does not deter the line. Lee probably has over 500,000 signatures in the market place and may have over 1,000,000 signatures out there.

Don't get me wrong here Joey, you play the game and I don't, I just snipe from the edges because it amuses me, I can't be asked with actual research. But these posts about 'feeling' this death or that might or might not occur? Surely of all places this forum is about certainty not a tarot session for mystics anonymous? There's a feeling in the air, can't put my finger on it, somebody's gonna die.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Kirk Douglas.