The wife and I had a terrible blazing row the other night. She was slapping me, shouting at me, throwing things at me. She screamed “How could you?! How could you fuck my sister?!”
I defended, “Look, it was on a plate! She was there, at my work, sprawled out, bollock naked, what was I meant to do?!”
She bawled back, “The fucking autopsy, you sick cunt!”